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Space Tart Member |
posted April 19, 2000 11:52 AM
Dear Kbern, Ask your friend politely to lay off the bon bons lest his midsection overpowers his sense of style. Dearest Newcru, I doubt you have lost your touch. You are merely wearying underneath the weight of a nigh-impossible task. What you need is a week off in Sydney Austrailia or New Orleans to rekindle your cleansing flame! Gentle Paul, Banish those critters to the Phantom Zone but be very careful where you aim. Beagle Boy & Cobalt Kid, I can kinda answer your questions in unison. Now, isn't the illsion of love better than no love at all as long as no one is hurt? If that's not good enough, Cobalt, I can send youso pics of hotties to select from. And Beagle, I am truly flattered but remember "Space Tart" is merely ONE of my many personalities! Shark Lad, Eating your potential love candidates is just unacceptable...I mean, I AM assuming you are speaking of litterally sallowing them into your predator's stomach. If it is instead some vague sexual euphanism then it's okay. If not then you're due for a spanking, mister! Lash Tart---over and over and out! IP: Logged |
Midnight Son Member |
posted April 19, 2000 12:50 PM
MLLASH/Space Tart, If one wants to tell a Durlan to change the.....proportions of part of their anatomy, what may be a sensitive way to do that? ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
Space Tart Member |
posted April 19, 2000 08:17 PM
Picure it; Durla, 2920. There you sit, dressed to the 9's. You are sharing a glass of Silverale with your Durlan sentientfriend. You say, "SO I hear you are a shapeshifter. Well, I am itching to exlore NEW territory...if you catch my drift (seductive wink). Lash Tart---over & over & out IP: Logged |
JO Member |
posted April 19, 2000 10:15 PM
Dear Lash Tart, Should Bellbookcandle Kid go back to the UK or stay in the USA ? Can the LMB members continue to pay the rising high prices on pet food ? Or is the LMB mascots doomed ? IP: Logged |
Paul MacNeil Member |
posted April 20, 2000 05:45 AM
Dear Lash, If you accidently send a part of your body to the phantom zone is there an easy way to get it back? Does it still move around with you or does it float off? concerned of Earth ------------------ IP: Logged |
Space Tart Member |
posted April 22, 2000 09:55 PM
Gentle Ultra Jo, bbc kid should move to the USA. I have heard that Tennessee is a particularly nice state ;-) Dearest Paul, I wondered what that disembodied... member that popped onto my coffee table was doing there. Now I know. It's made a lovely conversation piece but you may pick it up at your liesure.
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Midnight Son Member |
posted April 23, 2000 11:28 PM
Dear Lash Tart, Is it okay to use my flight ring to help "position" multiple paramours of mine? ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
SharkLad Member |
posted April 24, 2000 12:43 AM
Dear Tart, Any suggestions as to how I could help Shady get over her fear of sharks? Thanks, S.L. p.s. I'll let you know if I need that spanking. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Space Tart Member |
posted April 25, 2000 10:35 PM
Dearest Midnight Son, I doubt a strong, strapping young fella like you needs any help positioning multiple paramours. But if you do, I'll be right over..... Shark Lad, It is only natural for one as delicate as Shady to natuarally fear a predator such as yourself. I myself have no fear of predators---I eat 'em up and spit 'em out.
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Midnight Son Member |
posted April 26, 2000 03:50 AM
Lash/Tart, when I'm not whining, I'm moaning And feel free to come on over! ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
Newcru Member |
posted April 26, 2000 12:19 PM
Definately go, Lash Tart! If I'm not mistaken, I've seen his picture, and he's waaay cute! IP: Logged |
Midnight Son Member |
posted April 26, 2000 09:38 PM
If I could blush anymore.... ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
Midnight Son Member |
posted April 27, 2000 06:53 AM
Dear LashTart, When looking for the perfect way to set the mood, do I want hot, dripping candle wax or sweet chocolate? ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
Space Tart Member |
posted April 27, 2000 09:21 AM
Midnight Son, You want neither for a first encounter. Musn't come off as too freaky or in need of any outside assisstance. Just let your natural charms ensnare your love victim and break out the fetish items when you have them (as my pal Olivia always said) hopelessly devoted to you!
Yeah I saw that pic, man. >jumpin' jimminy cricket, what a hottie!< AHEM. Excuse my uncharateristic outburst. Love---Last Tart IP: Logged |
Cobalt Kid Member |
posted April 27, 2000 02:46 PM
Dear Lash Tart, So when exactly would be the proper time to break out the hand-cuffs and gags? Sincerely IP: Logged |
bellbookcandle Member |
posted April 27, 2000 08:27 PM
(Before everyone rushes to reply to that one) So where's a good place to go on vacation. I hear Tennessee has some interesting sights... IP: Logged |
Beagle Boy Member |
posted April 27, 2000 09:50 PM
BBC -- Texas isn't bad, either. Provided you stay away from some of the wackos. ------------------ IP: Logged |
SharkLad Member |
posted April 27, 2000 10:31 PM
Lash/Tart, Are you hitting on me? S.L. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Space Tart Member |
posted April 28, 2000 08:28 PM
Cobalt the Chainsman, as charming as you are I am sure the 2nd date would be fine for fetish items. If your date runs screaming into the night then perhaps I have misjudged your charm level ;-) Love, Lash Tart ------------------ IP: Logged |
Space Tart Member |
posted April 29, 2000 04:16 AM
bbc, Oh I HIGHLY reccomend Tennessee for your touristing pleasure. My apartment in particular is located not far from the purple moutains majesty and amber waves of grain. You don't want to miss the beautiful spacious skies here either. Several celebrities have called Tennessee home such as: Elvis Presley, Kathy Bates, Al Green & (my role model) Cybill Shepard (tee hee). Your cultural level can only be dramatically raised by visiting this beautiful state. Call me when you get here! Hugs-n-Kisses, Lash Tart IP: Logged |
Space Tart Member |
posted April 29, 2000 04:22 AM
Beagle Boy, ...but Texas is just TOO DARN HOT in the summertime! Sharklad, There is a fine line between internet flirting and witty repartee'......and I try to cross it whenever possible. So, to answer your question: Yes & No.
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Paul MacNeil Member |
posted April 29, 2000 09:48 AM
Dear Space Tart, Thank you for the return of my straying errr... organ. I have, however, noticed teethmarks in it though which I'm quite sure weren't there before. Care to explain? Paul ------------------ IP: Logged |
Beagle Boy Member |
posted April 29, 2000 10:00 AM
Dearest Space Tart, Far be it for me to EVER disagree with you, Beaautiful, but if Texas is too hot in the summertime, then try the winter. However, I have a feeling that you are HOTT no matter where you are. And it doesn't matter when or where you are. 'Sides, things are "Bigger and better" in Texas. ------------------ IP: Logged |
SharkLad Member |
posted April 29, 2000 11:18 AM
Dear Tart Tease, "Do I make you 'orny, baby?" ------------------ IP: Logged |
Space Tart Member |
posted April 29, 2000 11:53 PM
Paul Dearest. the gnaw marks are from Sharklad I am sure. It is his nature to gnaw flesh, y'know! IP: Logged |
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