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PsychoticBeaver New Member	posted May 28, 2000 07:38 PM Dear MLLASH, This morning, I woke up with great remorse about certain "events" in my past. I feel the need to make up for some "mistakes" I've made. What do you think is the best way of going about apologizing to loved ones I may have hurt? I would appreciate any help you can give me. Beev ------------------ You give me Beaver, Beaver in the morning, Beaver all through the night, Beaver! IP: Logged
Midnight Son Member	posted May 28, 2000 09:27 PM Oh Lash, you're such a tease Now stop making me beg! ------------------ Whining Wildly Boy of the LMB Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website Take a look at http://www.geocities.com/meg177 IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted May 28, 2000 10:29 PM Dear Lash Tart, This isn't really a romantic question, but is it wrong to crave feedback on one's artistic endeavors? I haven't gotten much on one of mine while others have had it showered upon them. At the same time, I really don't want to have to solicit opinions. But I'm afraid the silence means my endeavor must suck to get so little response. Whatever shall I do? IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted May 29, 2000 07:14 AM Dear Lash Tart, I'm covered with chocolate after a wrestling match in the Outpost. While I certainly enjoyed it at the time, I'm now worried about stains on my clothes. Can you help? ------------------ "I can't help feeling responsible. No-one's said so, and no-one would. Well, maybe Umbra... But they don't have to. If I'd sealed the rift, we wouldn't be here. We wouldn't be lost, any of us." - Kid Quantum (Legion Lost) IP: Logged
Paul MacNeil Member	posted May 29, 2000 01:31 PM Dear Lash Tart Whats the best way to get blood out of a white carpet? Yours panicked of Earth ------------------ SPACE GHOST: It's not hard. I take an entire neighborhood, put it on my head and dance around where the neighborhood used to be. The people who live in the neighborhood are terrified by my hopping, and some of them fall off my head and are trampled. It is then that the dance becomes a dance of sadness. GEORGE CLINTON: Why are you tellin' me this? SPACE GHOST: Because I care about the innocent victims of my ill-advised dance of joy. IP: Logged
LexBose Member	posted May 29, 2000 01:39 PM Paul, dear, I know I'm not Lash Tart, but there might be a few options. If club soda won't pull it out, then you might try to find a shade of red paint to match. However, this often leaves the carpet sticky and stiff. This is NOT the best solution. What I do, though, when I encounter this problem, is to just invite a few more "friends" over, and get a "donation to the cause" from them. This works fairly well. However, this last method may cause you to run out of "friends" after a while. (If you need some extra "friends," I may have a few to loan you.) ------------------ Be reasonable ... Do it my way IP: Logged
Paul MacNeil Member	posted May 29, 2000 03:14 PM Lex, Thanks for the tip. I still have a few friends left but I'll let you know if I need any more. Thanks. xx ------------------ SPACE GHOST: It's not hard. I take an entire neighborhood, put it on my head and dance around where the neighborhood used to be. The people who live in the neighborhood are terrified by my hopping, and some of them fall off my head and are trampled. It is then that the dance becomes a dance of sadness. GEORGE CLINTON: Why are you tellin' me this? SPACE GHOST: Because I care about the innocent victims of my ill-advised dance of joy. IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted May 31, 2000 06:48 PM Dear Lash, My dear friend Shady seems to be going through a rough patch. What can I do to help her? S.L. ------------------ SharkLad, over and out IP: Logged
LexBose Member	posted May 31, 2000 11:24 PM Sharky, Well, seeing as to how Shady doesn't care for sharks, maybe you could wear a raincoat to help disguise your appearance. That should mute most of her fear. Then at the appropriate moment, open it up and show her that "fin!" (Rumor has it that "fin" of yours has managed to bring a lot of smiles to lots faces around here.) Boy, I hope MLLASH gets back soon. I can't help but feel that I am offering bad advice. Note to MLLASH: Sweetie, don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm dumb. I'm not trying to take over for you. There is only one Lash Tart, and I am not you. I will submit to any punishment you see fit (and I bet YOU are looking very fit, yourself -- and yummy!!). ------------------ Be reasonable ... Do it my way IP: Logged
LexBose Member	posted May 31, 2000 11:31 PM Dear Beaver, It is said that you only hurt the ones you love. If you feel you have hurt someone in the past, and would like to try to mend fences now, that tells me one thing: You didn't hurt them severe enough. Now, go back and finish the job! If that is not an option, have you just considered waving that wonderful tail of yours around? Maybe you could just smack them around until they see your way? IP: Logged
LexBose Member	posted May 31, 2000 11:44 PM Dearest Lard Lad, It is not wrong to crave accolades for a job well done. I feel you have done a marvelous job over on your ONEVISION story. What IS wrong is you wasting your talents writing to this thread! Now, get back to work! I want to see how it turns out!! Hey, is that the Lard Force, or are you just happy to see me? Bellbookcandle, dear, I for one have found the only thing that will remove stains is a simple solution. It is H(2)SO(4). Unfortunately, this also removes the clothes, as well. However, I am certain that nobody around here will mind you running around while we treat your clothes. In the meantime, if you are worried about your modesty, might I suggest some whipped cream? I have a can of it on my dresser right over here. IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted June 02, 2000 06:35 PM Dear Lash, Where the eff are you? S.L. ------------------ SharkLad, over and out IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted June 03, 2000 01:13 AM Dear Lash, Please excuse that last crude post ... one of the LMBers told me why you haven't been posting lately, and I'm very sorry for your loss ... please accept my deepest sympathies ... S.L. IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted June 03, 2000 01:38 AM uh, the ONEVISION story? um, not quite what I meant...um, let's drop it, 'kay? IP: Logged
LexBose Member	posted June 03, 2000 09:04 AM Dearest Lash Tart, I hope you get back soon. You are an incredible individual, and I happen to love your advice. I dearly hope you don't take too much offense to what I have done. I did not do it to offend you in any way, shape, or form. Maybe we could still make it out for those drinks, one day? ------------------ Be reasonable ... Do it my way IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted June 03, 2000 09:11 PM Babies: I am BACK and I have missed you ALL INCREDIBLY! Big sweet xsxsxsxsxs (thanks Shady) to Lard, BBC, Beagle & Shady--you guys are so sweet. ;-) I see LexBeagle fancies himself an advice coulumnist, eh? Well buddy--YOU DID GOOD. But I feel primed to answer ANYTHING now so hit me with your best shot, all! Sharksy, you're a cutie and I appreciate your concern! It feels nice to be both in MY HOME and here, my "Web-home"! Love to all! Lash Tart IP: Logged
Beagle Boy Member	posted June 03, 2000 09:14 PM Lash, you're the greatest!!! ------------------ You can never quit believing in your dreams --- or yourself IP: Logged
TheMightyFanBoyMan Member	posted June 03, 2000 09:16 PM an whatabout me lash tart?! not a word to me!! I scoff at you, and kick the dirt off my shoes onto your face as u beg forgiveness!! for shame!!! :� IP: Logged
Beagle Boy Member	posted June 03, 2000 09:25 PM Dearest Lash, I have the hots for a fellow member. (wow! Is that not freudian?!?!) Charming, cute, smart, funny, attractive, intelligent. You couldn't ask for anything more. Got any suggestions on how to make myself more noticeable and available without coming across as desperate, crazy, or just plain psychotic? ------------------ You can never quit believing in your dreams --- or yourself IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted June 03, 2000 10:03 PM Sasha, I'd give you a big kiss too if I didn't think it would cause you great emotional trauma! ps/ I'll treasure these dirt clods forever! THANKS! ;-) Your Pal, the Main Tart Beagle, Just keep doin' that thing you do and SURELY this insensitive neanderthal will come around. ps/ That thing you do is just being YOU. xsxsxsxs: TartBreaker IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted June 04, 2000 01:15 AM Welcome back, Lash Tart! We missed you! Now... How can we get those two kids, Beagle and 'Cru, together? Maybe you can get Chuck Woolery in on it? (Yes, I know "Love Connection" ain't on any more!) They are SO cute together! Sincerely, Dr. Lard Westheimer IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted June 05, 2000 11:00 AM Dear Lash Tart, Recently some of my male friends have been pretending to be women. It started with just one guy but now another one or two have done the same thing. Should I be concerned? ------------------ "I can't help feeling responsible. No-one's said so, and no-one would. Well, maybe Umbra... But they don't have to. If I'd sealed the rift, we wouldn't be here. We wouldn't be lost, any of us." - Kid Quantum (Legion Lost) IP: Logged
PsychoticBeaver New Member	posted June 05, 2000 04:23 PM quote: Originally posted by bellbookcandle: Recently some of my male friends have been pretending to be women ... Should I be concerned? Don't knock it 'til ya try it. ------------------ You give me Beaver, Beaver in the morning, Beaver all through the night, Beaver! IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted June 05, 2000 11:10 PM Lardy: Beagle has publicly admitted to having the hots for SOMEONE but he didn't say who. Do you know something I don't? If so, DISH, man, DISH! After all, I cannot properly answer the question without ALL the facts. I will say this, though: I am sure Beagle & Newcru would look cute next to anyone because they are hotties! BBC: There's just something about PRETENDING that a lot of men never quite get over. They pretend to have money, pretend that they love you, pretend that they have-or are- beavers.... the list goes on and on. Don't dwell on it overmuch, it's just one of those guy-things. And like a lot of guy-things, some guys are bigger on it than others. Love to all: Tarty Pants IP: Logged
Beagle Boy Member	posted June 06, 2000 12:14 AM Well, maybe he wants to just snag the 200th post, or the 199th response? Let's just say that there are some things best left unsaid. IP: Logged

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