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MLLASH Member |
Post 50 is mine as is only fitting!
Until you PROVE the Texas/Bigger myth to me I will have to continue living in ignorance. PS/ I hate being ignorant so please prove it soon! IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
Sharklad: Perhaps you do..... Perhaps you don't...... Make Love not War......Lash Tart IP: Logged |
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Paul MacNeil Member |
Dear Space Tart, What does it sound like when doves cry? Curious of Earth ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Beagle Boy Member |
quote: Okay. What can I do to prove it? And when? And where? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SharkLad Member |
Beagz Are you hitting on Space Lash Tart Tease? Cause I think that's my job ... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Midnight Son Member |
Actually SharkLad, I think we all are flirting with LashTart right now. But he's all mine!!! ![]() ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
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Beagle Boy Member |
Midnight Son -- Fine!! Then I'm taking my head of Chris Kline hair home!!! Maybe Lucien will let me borrow a couple of Brads, instead. HEY!!! LUCIEN.............. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Newcru Member |
hmmm...Shark Lad, Midnight Son and Beagle Boy all fighting over Lash Tart? gee, I dunno what Shark Lad looks like, but I know the Boys are major hotties. Hey Lash Tart! How would I become New Tart? Is there a vocational school to go to or something? IP: Logged |
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Beagle Boy Member |
>blushing< Gee. Thanks, Newcru! My ego needed that. You sure you got the right pic of me, though? (I'm guessing Newcru has me confused with somebody else!!) ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
Newcru, there can only be one true Tart. But because I like you, I hereby dub thee NewShrew. Stick with me and learn all my tarty tricks of the trade! Paul, they sound something like this: >choke!< >sob!<
Beagle, I would say you could prove it to me next time you come down south, sugar-dumplin', but apparently I am all Midnight Son's now. >sigh< I guess I will learn to live with that (seductive wink!). Lash Tart....over and off to a cold shower IP: Logged |
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Beagle Boy Member |
COME DOWN SOUTH??????????????? What map you lookin' at? Last I checked, Texas WAS South!!! Well, if Midnight Son gets you, then I'll just go over and lick my wounds. (*sigh*) Maybe, one day .............. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Midnight Son Member |
Sorry Beagle Boy, but LashTart is mine and mine alone. Don't worry though, I'll talk to LashTart and see what we can work out. ![]() Lash Tart, would you like to go to dinner with me? I know this nice place down the street. It's quiet and peaceful. The band is wonderful; heavy on the string section perhaps, but they play the kind of gorgeous melodies that can set your soul at ease. Besides, the waiters serve the best pasta you could ever have. Tangy Italian Milano sauce with just a hint of garlic salt. They also have a fantastic red wine and we could.....get to know each other a little better. ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
JUMPIN JIMINY CRICKET!!!!!!!!! >ahem< I mean....uh, let me check my calender and get back with you. (Lash Tart runs out on the balcony and starts screaming "YES!!! YES!!!" while stomping up-n-down like a butch football fan. The old lady upstairs calls the cops on him and he spends the next several hours thinking about how he will ever explain this to his mom.) IP: Logged |
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Midnight Son Member |
So..., is that a "yes"? ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
Go on, you know you want to. NewShrew IP: Logged |
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SharkLad Member |
quote: Sharks are generally found in warm waters, if that's what you're referring too ... but if you are looking for something else, well, let me just say, that ain't just my dorsel fin sticking up ... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
Midnight Son, I would not be a true southern gentlemen if I were to refuse your kind and generous offe....ah, frag all that! Of course I want to. A romantic dinner getting to know one another better and better and better and bett....uh...excuse me. The cold shower beckons. IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
My what a large dorsal fin you have Sharklad. IP: Logged |
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Midnight Son Member |
Ah LashTart, I was hoping you would invite me to the shower with you, but that might be a bit too pushy for the first date (the second one, on the other hand....). ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
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Midnight Son Member |
SharkLad, your dorsal fin is most impressive. Just look at it.....(off to a cold shower myself!) ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
CHEESE -n- CRACKERS!!!! Now I gotta go take ANOTHER one....!!! But at least I will be clean for the big date... IP: Logged |
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Midnight Son Member |
Lash Tart, when is a good time for me to pick you up? I'm thinking around five, it'll give us plenty of time for later.... ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
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Newcru Member |
I'm bummed. Everyone lusts over the Tart, but nobody loves a Shrew ![]() IP: Logged |
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Beagle Boy Member |
Hey there, 'cru! You and me both. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Lucien Member |
Beagle honey you can borrow some Brads if you like but only if you promise not to break them. Last time someone "borrowed" them (*cough*kbern*cough*) they got broke. Was a biiiiiig problem. But then again the Brads are big all over. Tee hee. ![]() Hmm. I seem to have missed out on the flirting with Lash Tart Tease. Hey, just had a thought. If Whining Wildly Kid (MSN) is all happy does that mean he'll, like, depower or something? Oooh. OK, so that's my question for Lash Tart: are you a potential threat to the very stability of the LMB? IP: Logged |
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