I am thumbscrews.

05/30/05 - "The Story of Noah's Ark is Bullshit."

04/14/05 - "No Passion At The Academy Awards? Good."

10/09/04 - "Name's Ash... Housewares."

07/02/04 - Who I Think Should Be President...

06/02/04 - Fucking Is Fun / Screw Sex Before Marriage!

02/06/04 - Why Johnny Depp Kicks Ass...

12/01/03 - Overly Christians = Hypocrites!

8/24/03 - WOMEN = EVIL

6/01/03 - The Next Poser I See Gets Punched In The Cock!

4/20/03 - Watch Star Trek ASSHOLE!