Why Johnny Depp Kicks Ass...

Johnny Depp is the epitome of what ever male movie star should be. The guy can actually act unlike today's dumbass stars such as Ashton Kutcher. He's appeared in many films such as "A Nightmare On Elm Street," "From Hell," "Edward Scissorhands," "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," and the most recent film, "Pirates of the Carribbean: The Curst of the Black Pearl."

I have not yet seen a Johnny Depp movie that I haven't liked, unlike all my other fave. movie stars... He will never make a movie that's really shitty. This is because Johnny Depp usually makes movies that aren't all that hyped up and usually have low budgets (with the exception of POTC.) He doesn't act in a movie just for his salary, he actually cares for his characters and actually becomes that person. Haven't you noticed that in everyone of his movies... his hair is different, he speaks differently, has a different accent, or moves differently? This is what you call one hell of an actor.

Captain Jack Sparrow (as seen above), is one of the coolest characters that has ever been thought up by an actor. The man is not a stereo-typed pirate which is flat out courage and blah blah blah... This man is a human being that will try to stab you in the back instead of fighting you face to face. Which is more realistic in my opinion. Not to mention, he has a kickass accent, a sly walk, and a great sense of humor.

The coolest thing about Johnny Depp is that he has the ability to hold a screen with just his eyes. He can express so much emotion whether it be anger, happiness, or grief. To me, this is very important and is not easily done. Probably the only other actor that can pull this off so gracefully is Al Pacino, Scarface himself.

Here's an example... In the movie "Edward Scissorhands," Kim askes Edward to hold her... He pauses raising his scissorhands around her.... the camera cuts to his face... there's such heartbreaking pain in his eyes as he says.... "I can't." I have never felt that sorry for a character in a movie before... Can we get this man some surgery please so he can hurry up and bang Kim?! God...

Anywayz... Get off your ass and go buy some Johnny Depp movies... Throw away those bullshit Ashton Kuther, Josh Hartnet, Jason Biggs, and Brad Pitt movies... You want a great actor that can portray convincing characters and accents... Johnny Depp is your man.

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