WOMAN = EVIL
I've decided that there's one universal truth, and that is women equal evil. For example, I've heard a chick on an internet message board bitch about how bad her boyfriend is to her and how he's mean and etc. And lord behold, she admitted that she'd have sexual relations with another girl (which is quite warped in itself). Lemme see... In my opinion, which is the correct opinion, she has no grounds to bitch about her boyfriend since she admitted she'd cheat on him anyway! How come these mutants exist?! Personally, I think these type of creatures should be disemboweled with a wooden cooking spoon and should be left bleeding in the moonlight.
Do you know why God (if there is one) made us males want these creatures? Because God hates us all, males I mean. I've come to one conclusion and one conclusion only. Everything a woman says is complete and under BULLSHIT!

Yes... BULLSHIT!
And if you give them a chance, they will make your life a living hell.
Moving on now... After I told this girl how much shit she was full of and that she no longer had my sympathy because of what she unknowingly admitted... she said she never wanted my sympathy in the first place... BULLSHIT! Can we say... "ATTENTION WHORE?"

Of course she wants my sympathy... Otherwise she wouldn't come on the message board time after time complaining about her boyfriend. Either that, or she doesn't have any friends in real life to complain to, or they've all told her to shut the fuck up already.
Does it surprise you that this particular chick was "gothic" and most likely shops at Hot Topic?... Me either.