Yup. This fucker that's in my Theatre Production class... He was all decked out in stupid Hot Topic clothes. He was a skinhead... Had dickey pants, stupid armbands... and an Andrew W.K. shirt on that showed Andrew with a bloody nose. When a kid in class asked him what the fuck is up with his shirt, he turned and said... "IT'S HEAVY METAL MAN!!!! HE'S THE NEW HEAVY METAL GOD!!!! RARRRRR!!!"
If anyone says Andrew W.K. is a metal god or even is metal in front of my face again... I will crush their nuts!
I just wanted to smash him in the face repeatedly with a piece of heavy mining equipment. The stupid motherfucker! He also had this Misfits necklace on. I later talked to him and asked him what his fave. Misfits song was.... He paused for a long time and said... "Uhh.. They're all good.." Bullshit.. I bet the shitstain hasn't even heard them. I proceeded into making him look like an assclown in front of this blonde he flirts with by naming off at least 10 Misfits songs that I liked. And not to my surprise, she thought it was funny as hell when I got to talk to her later on.
Ok... So, what if he can't name a Misfits song?! Maybe he was made fun of while growing up and has some how managed to not shoot any fellow classmates... Maybe he dresses like that just because he wants to look different so he can get a little bit of attention... Well, here's your 1 second of fucking glory right here:
Fucking Idiot.
So, I decided that I'm gonna befriend this moron and set him straight on metal. I'm gonna sit him down and make him listen to Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society, Nevermore, Otep, Alice Cooper, etc. and make him compare and contrast to Andrew W.K. I need to set this fucker straight. I hate kids that dress like this because they think they are doing something different... BULLSHIT! These kinds of kids are why we have abortion and birth control. This kid is definately an inspiration for birth control. Who's with me?!
(Fuck you if you didn't agree with me. You're just pissed because you know I'm right!)