Watch Star Trek ASSHOLE!

People who don't like Star Trek The Next Generation just fucking suck. Why? Because they would probably rather enjoy a nice reality tv program than watching humans beat the shit out of ugly ass aliens. Or they would rather watch a shitty daytime talk show like Sally. Who's current topic would be something like, "Hookers who take it up the ass for two bucks and a licorice stick." Fuck all of you that don't watch TNG.

First of all, I hate all Star Trek shows except TNG. I would rather watch Commander Riker fuck Diana Troi than watching Captain Kirk fuck some green bitch. I just wanted to clear the fact that I'm not a HUGE fan of all the Star Trek shows. I don't consider myself a trekkie. All Star Trek shows suck except for TNG.

Any character on Star Trek can be a good rolemodel to anyone. If all female teenagers watched TNG and started idolizing those characters instead of say... Britney Spears off of MTV... We would have less statutory rape and we wouldn't have fat, disgusting, overweight female teens wearing tight shorts and tube tops. Now, if all male teenages watched TNG and started idolizing those characters instead of say.... Eminem off of MTV... We would have less moronic white teenage assholes walking around pretending to be black like Eminem. The next time I see a white male teenager walking around with $60 pants hanging down to their knees... having their boxers showing.... wearing an upside down visor... saying shit like "Homey!", "West side!", and "What up dawg?" is getting stabbed in the eyes!

If their parents would've tuned their kids into TNG instead of MTV, we wouldn't have the majority of the female teenagers being cockteasers and jail bait. Plus, TNG is better for the males. You occasionally get a glimpse of Klingon cleavage. And what most male teenagers have trouble with is... Yep. You guessed it! GIRLS! What better rolemodel to have than Commander Riker. This man got more rear end than a fucking toilet seat at a truck stop. So, take my advice... Save your fucking kids from being jail bait.... and save your fucking kids from growing up to be like Eminem. Make them watch TNG. If you don't... be prepared to pay thousands of dollars on lawyers for your daughter and be prepared to pay $60 for pants from Hot Topic for your sons. All because you couldn't get your over paid fat ass off the couch and turn the fucking channel. Don't blame music, movies, or video games for all of these mutant kids we have today... Blame yourselves!

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