The Story of Noah's Ark is Bullshit.
Okay, I was reading the bible and it says something to the effect that Noah took a female and a male of every animal species on the Earth and put it in an ark that he built. I'm going to exaggerate the length of the ark to make it longer than what it says in the bible... let's say the ark was 200 feet long. Do you know how many species of animals we have found on the Earth? We know how old some of the animals are on the Earth from fossiles.... MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of years older than humans... and we've found literally... thousands of animal remains and fossils from wayyyyy back then that don't exist anymore that did exist then..... on top of what still exists.... there is no fucking logical way every fucking animal in the world could have been packed into a 200 foot boat. And by the way, since when and how could Noah traveled all over the Earth to gather these species before he built the ark even when humans didn't know that say.... America existed until a few centuries ago. Plus, we STILL haven't found all the species on the Earth and you can't say... "Well, perhaps most of the species didn't exist back then... They probably came later." Through what? God? There is no mention of god creating additional animals after Genesis that I have found and I've read most of the bible. The only other explanation is evolution and that's something christians don't believe in....... Whoopsie...
I know there are many religious folks around and they're going to say "WHO AM I TO SAY THERE IS NO GOD?" But, has God ever done anything at all for humanity that is very obvious and has happened recently that we can prove? None. Nothing. Zip. Zero. Zilt. The only thing we have to go on is word of mouth and "signs." Ya know, I told a person back in high school that someone would eventually attack America in a very big way... Now, if I was God and would've said that same thing to whoever I assigned to write that in a particular book of the bible as a sign that would take place in the future as a signal of my return... The sign would have been deemed legit and therefore millions of people would think that me, God, existed simply because of the 911 attacks. I WOULD LOVE to believe such an omnipresent and omnipotent being exists because of such "signs." But I've got to tell you, it's getting REALLY hard. Maybe because I have realized that at least some parts of the bible were just plain made up.... BOOM! Conjured up by the individuals that wrote it. Just like 'The Three Little Pigs'.
Seriously though, I'm not saying there is absolutely NO GOD. To think that there might be some type of lifeforce isn't unreasonable. However, thinking that there is a universal space sheriff in the sky who will punish you for masturbating is where religion becomes a bit of a stretch for me. Perhaps I think too much.