BATTLE!
You've seen this before, haven't you? An RPG character vs an RPG character. I've seen it at least three times. But this one is less serious. BATTLE! is LightSoul's version of a Tenkaichi Budokai between RPG characters, but instead of fighting, the characters are pitted against each other in a battle of...nothing.
Many of the judges are unavailable for contact at the current time. However, here is the current panel of judges!

My name's LightSoul and around here they call me the Big Cheese. And that's not just because I have really loud, smelly farts. It's because I'm the head honcho, the main man, the webmaster behind this catastrophe of catastrophic proportions! Let the catastrophe begin!

Nge. Word up, G. My name's Eugene, the brains, and, heh, of course, the brawn of the team. Don't let my 11mm thick glasses fool you. I'm a demon in the sack. Heh heh. And I'm also a level 7 warlock, so don't mess with me.

Do I HAVE to do this? Well, my name's Roger, but everyone calls me Hammerhead. But only because when I was really young, a hammer fell on my head and made it all flat and pink. I don't wanna be here. In fact, I wanna die.

Howdy, chums! My name's Gus, the lovable chimneysweep from Northportquaghampshire in England! I don't know much about this sort of stuff, but I do know how to undirtify your chimneys! D'you like my hat? I made it from a dead pink cat!

Hiya! My name's Scotty and I'm eleven and three quarter years old! Look! My daddy is hanging out with second mommy again. I have so much to learn. My daddy told me you can get a baby if you stand on your head at the top of a tree. I had to go to hospital last time I tried to get pregnant.

Hi-eee! My name's like, Tiffani, and I'm like, the head cheerleader. And in my spare time I like to hang out with this bunch of geeks! Ch'yeah right! It's all my daddy's fault. He said, like, that I needed to involve myself in some extra cirricular activity to graduate, but he's like, old, rich  and gonna die soon, so, I love him!

OTHER JUDGES COMING AS SOON AS THEY CAN GET PAST THEIR HANGOVERS!

The hero of light versus the mental guy!
Hosts: Eugene and Roger!
VERSUS

The saviour of earth versus Ashley!
Hosts: Eugene and Roger!
VERSUS

Thief with tail versus thief with boring tale!
Hosts: Gus and Scotty!
VERSUS

Cocoon master versus monster masher!
Hosts: Tiffani and Roger!
VERSUS

Bad versus worse!
Hosts: Eugene and Roger!
VERSUS

Fairy girl sisters versus each other!
Hosts: Eugene and Gus!
VERSUS

Possible future BATTLES!
Vahn (Legend of Legaia) vs Rudy (Wild ARMs)
Celine (Star Ocean 2) vs Selfi (Azure Dreams)

LightSoul's Verdict:
Funniest judge: Eugene
Least funniest judge: Gus
Best team so far: Eugene and Roger
Worst team so far: Gus and Scotty
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