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You've seen this before, haven't you? An RPG character vs an RPG character. I've seen it at least three times. But this one is less serious. BATTLE! is LightSoul's version of a Tenkaichi Budokai between RPG characters, but instead of fighting, the characters are pitted against each other in a battle of...nothing. Many of the judges are unavailable for contact at the current time. However, here is the current panel of judges! |
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My name's LightSoul and around here they call me the Big Cheese. And that's not just because I have really loud, smelly farts. It's because I'm the head honcho, the main man, the webmaster behind this catastrophe of catastrophic proportions! Let the catastrophe begin! |
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Nge. Word up, G. My name's Eugene, the brains, and, heh, of course, the brawn of the team. Don't let my 11mm thick glasses fool you. I'm a demon in the sack. Heh heh. And I'm also a level 7 warlock, so don't mess with me. |
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Do I HAVE to do this? Well, my name's Roger, but everyone calls me Hammerhead. But only because when I was really young, a hammer fell on my head and made it all flat and pink. I don't wanna be here. In fact, I wanna die. |
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Howdy, chums! My name's Gus, the lovable chimneysweep from Northportquaghampshire in England! I don't know much about this sort of stuff, but I do know how to undirtify your chimneys! D'you like my hat? I made it from a dead pink cat! |
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Hiya! My name's Scotty and I'm eleven and three quarter years old! Look! My daddy is hanging out with second mommy again. I have so much to learn. My daddy told me you can get a baby if you stand on your head at the top of a tree. I had to go to hospital last time I tried to get pregnant. |
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Hi-eee! My name's like, Tiffani, and I'm like, the head cheerleader. And in my spare time I like to hang out with this bunch of geeks! Ch'yeah right! It's all my daddy's fault. He said, like, that I needed to involve myself in some extra cirricular activity to graduate, but he's like, old, rich and gonna die soon, so, I love him! |
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OTHER JUDGES COMING AS SOON AS THEY CAN GET PAST THEIR HANGOVERS! |
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The hero of light versus the mental guy! Hosts: Eugene and Roger! |
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The saviour of earth versus Ashley! Hosts: Eugene and Roger! |
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Thief with tail versus thief with boring tale! Hosts: Gus and Scotty! |
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Cocoon master versus monster masher! Hosts: Tiffani and Roger! |
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Bad versus worse! Hosts: Eugene and Roger! |
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Fairy girl sisters versus each other! Hosts: Eugene and Gus! |
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Possible future BATTLES! Vahn (Legend of Legaia) vs Rudy (Wild ARMs) Celine (Star Ocean 2) vs Selfi (Azure Dreams) LightSoul's Verdict: Funniest judge: Eugene Least funniest judge: Gus Best team so far: Eugene and Roger Worst team so far: Gus and Scotty |
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