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| LightSoul: 5,4,3,2,1! It's BATTLE! Number SIX! Starring the fairy girl stars of two RPGs that did not receive much critical acclaim. But they were cool! |
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NGE!!! I repeat: NGE!!! How are we supposed to do a good weapons round if the characters we are rating have no weapons!? NGE!!! |
Well I... |
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| Fairy girl with attitude from Guardian's Crusade. Named after the two words Neh-neh and heinie. |
| Fairy girl with attitude from Landstalker. Named after day of the week. |
| Round 1: Weapons |
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NGE!!! SHUT UP, POMMY!!! Nge...calm down, Eugene, calm down... |
Blimey! At least Nehani slaps monsters... |
LightSoul: Eugene and Gus deem Nehani the winner of the first round! |
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| Round 2: Special Moves |
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Crumple...crumple...ah, that's better...Nge. Have you seen my inhaler? |
Again, Nehani slaps stuff, chums. Friday does nothing. |
LightSoul: Eugene and Gus deem Nehani the winner of the second round! |
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| Round 3: Back Story |
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Nge. Actually, she's SUPPOSED to know where the treasure is. She's so clueless. Nge. |
You're just saying that, mate, because you want to pork Nehani, right? |
LightSoul: Eugene and Gus deem Friday the winner of the third round! |
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| Round 4: Name |
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NGEEEE!!! Get to the point! The name Nehani reminds me of the precious booty of that Jennifer Lopez. Oh yeah baby...Shake that thang, shake that thang... |
Will Friday never come? |
LightSoul: Eugene and Gus deem Nehani the winner of the fourth round! |
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Nge...well...um...Nehani hangs out with that Ibkee chick. She's not a babe, but...Ngehehe...I got nothing...Even in my field of expertise, I got nothing... |
Eugene, I've had it up to here with you!!! Would you please stop flashing that fake diploma of love around!? |
| Round 5: Chicks they hang out with |
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But it shows I am the official love doctor of the house...Nge...Watch me weave my magic. Come my lady, come, come, my lady. You're my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, you're my pretty baby, I'll make your legs shake. You make me go crazy. |
Shiver, shiver................. |
LightSoul: The winner of the fifth round was inconclusive! Congratulations! How do you feel, Neh-neh-Heinie, you won!!! |
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Nehani: Let me out of this lamp! |
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LightSoul: Why, you may have asked? |
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FOR BATTLE!!! |
As LightSoul stated above, their names have weird origins...Nge. The name Friday reminds me of the day I hate most...The day where school closes for the weekend! DAMN YOU, FRIDAY!!! DAMN YOU!!! Sniff...sob... |
Neh-neh and Heinie, you say? Well, she does have a sweet tuckus, albeit small. It reminds me of this one time when my father showed me how to give birth to a calf! I still have the blood-stained blue jersey I wore! Wanna see? |
NGE!!! Here we go AGAIN! E-hee, e-hee, e-hee...I'm...hyperventilating...could you...hand me that paper bag...? Crumple...crumple...crumple...Nge. |
Crikey! The same bleedin' thing has happened! We have nothing to say! Well, I guess that why I make a better chimney sweep than BATTLE! Judge. I've failed again, momsie. |
Okay...whew...finally, I can say something! Well...Knight found Nehani injured in the woods! Nigel saved Friday from being chased! And...they both...talk a lot...and...NGE! The floor is yours! |
Friday knows the location of the legendary treasures of King Nole! Blimey! With that sort of dough I bet I could king-size my father's barn! And I wouldn't have to sleep in a pig's trough! |
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