BATTLE!
LightSoul: Here we go! BATTLE! Number five! Get ready for the contest of champions!
An unimportant character in Final Fantasy IV. Has a harp.
An almost-important character in Final Fantasy VII. Has a megaphone.
Round 1: Weapons


...............Say something.


You say something!


Nge. Ahem. Well...uh...I guess...I guess you could do some pretty bad damage with a stuffed moogle...


No. Ow! Stop hitting me with that thick physics book!

LightSoul: Eugene and Roger deem Cait Sith the winner of the first round!
Round 2: Special Moves


...............Say something.


You say something!


Waah!!! Cait Sith, like, throws dice, nge...Edward either plays beautiful melodies or hides. Nge. I don't know who I'd rather have save my life. Nge.


Save me, catboy!

LightSoul: Eugene and Roger deem Cait Sith the winner of the second round!
Round 3: Back Story


...............Say something.


You say something!



Nge! Cait Sith is like, a robot cat. And Edward is like, a bard. NGE! END OF STORIES!


Robots are cool. Especially in cat form.

LightSoul: Eugene and Roger deem Cait Sith the winner of the third round!
Round 4: Name


...............Say something.


You say something!


Argh! I hate the name round even more! But what is this...Edward Gilbert Chris Von Muir thing? With all these names, shouldn't there be at least one cool one?


Cait Sith...Now there's a name! A good one? not really.

LightSoul: Eugene and Roger deem Cait Sith the winner of the fourth round!
Round 5: Chicks they hang out with

Finally! Something I can relate to! Nge! The hot, heavy honeys from FF7 versus the small, bland chicks from FF4. Take it away, Roger! While I pleasure myself in the corner. Nge...oh yeah...Nge...That's it, baby...Nge...


Gr-gross!!!


Hey! If you don't like girls, then you're like, nge...totally fruity man! And I don't mean in the Fruit Loops kind of way! Nge!


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LightSoul: Eugene and Roger deem Cait Sith the winner of the fifth round! Congratulations! How do you feel, Catboy, you won!!!

Cait Sith: Not again...

LightSoul: Why, you may have asked?

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