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| This is the Agitated Males Homepage. We are neither agitated, nor are we male (for the most part). Ponder that, if you will. In fact, the name The Agitated Males is a response to The Violent Femmes who are neither violent nor feminine, but they are actually in fact agitated males. So there you have it. The Agitated Males consist of Todd Pantalones (the silent band member)--a.k.a. Jen-a-len-a-ding-dong, Moh, Lunchbox, Bubbles, Princess Twist, Kelly Frolich, Pizza Ricky's, and Little Sis--and Miguel Pants (on guitar)--a.k.a. Sweet Kassy M'lassie, Bro, The Tubby Bitch, Blossom, Big Sis, Aster Coffman, Katherine Woodward, and Slimfast Ardmore--who also double as the Mico Portables, PIs. When he's not being a saucy bastard, Dinky Weaver plays guitar, piano, hand flute, Pringles can full of dry pasta (makeshift maraca), and quatar. We also have honorary members Catt Coady (Erin, Kit-Kat, Little Coady, Mom, Elizabeth Harvey), and Anna Zamarron (Anna Banana, Victoria Santa Fe). And of course, the ultimate agitated male is our puppy, Richard Wesley Mann-Gavula, so named after the boys we love. Below, you will find the titles of all the tracks on our upcoming debut CD, The Agitated Males' Greatest Hits: We have the balls to make you buy two CDs. The tracks for which we have lyrics are linked to separate pages where you can read and enjoy. So get to it! |
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| Disc Two 1. Cheer, Motherfucker, Cheer 2. It's Christmas in June in Matt's Pants (a holiday favorite!) 3. Warning: Penis in Motion 4. It's What You Do Before the Lovin' 5. I Got a Promotion, Damn You 6. Big Red Looks Good in You 7. Very Jimi Hendrix with Another Man 8. Give Me Danger, Little Susie 9. You Have to Have Firm Bowels to be Sex on Legs 10. The Bird of Irony Just Crapped on my Head 11. Another Good Ass-fucking, That's What I'm After 12. Isn't That Icecream Backwards? 13. Another Flashback to the Rooftop Ass-fucking 14. Craig Kilborn is my Perfect Screw Partner 15. Who Will Be Immortalized Once this CD Comes Out? 16. Me Talking as Ben Stein Would Love to Have Sex with Charlie Sheen's Skull |
| Disc One 1. Infidelity! 2. Tartuffe 3. Where Have All the Catholics Gone? 4. Damn You, White Females (for Kysha) 5. Rage Against the Rage Against the Machine 6. I Could Write Better Songs Than This 7. Verbal Contract, Matt 8. The Scourge of Oklahoma City 9. Destiny, Thy Name is Wes 10. Bigamy: It's Your Friend and Mine 11. Penis Statue, How I Miss It 12. He Is My Dream Date 13. Not Gonna Yank Yours (It Doesn't Even Work) 14. Give Me Inspiration, Dammit 15. Topanga, Come Out of the Closet; Eric's Drunk 16. Enchirito (a cover of the Taco Bell classic) 17. The Discreet Charm of the Brassiere |
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| New News! Keep looking for The Road Trip of Dreams, featuring the Agitated Males incognito as The Rhinestone Pirates, coming to a theater near you--I'm just guessing here--sometime in 2005. Unless we decide to go Blairwitch on you and film it ourselves with a camcorder, in which case, it will not be coming to a theater near you, but will be available for viewing at Miguel's apartment for a nominal fee very soon. Miguel takes guitar lessons; film at eleven! Yes, I have taken the plunge, and so far it is working out well. I'm learning "Amazing Grace" as well as blues scales and how to improvise (yes, improvisation is a learned skill. Who knew?) Only time will tell how great I will be... For some strange reason I have yet to comprehend, when you view and/or sign the guestbook and then hit the "Return to Website" link, it takes you back to an old version of the site. I don't know why, but I think perhaps it's because Geocities is a bunch of uppity so-and-sos who stink. So there. |
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| It's the Agitated Males! Dinky, Miguel, and Todd (Notice Miguel's "Rock Star" tee. We're bona fide!) |