| It's Christmas In June In Matt's Pants |
| Lyrics: Kassy and Jen Music: Mueller's "Away in the Manger" Away in some pants it was Christmas. He thought that quite special though the girls were nonplussed. He tried to stay cheery though he was not in season. A trip to Dallas was the reason He swadled his nether-regions in Christmas trees, But it was summer so his balls did not freeze. His boxers were festive though six months early, And it made him feel quite squirrelly. |