| Music: Kassy Lyrics: Jen and Kassy We write shitty music, And we're blocked for it now, So we're gonna sing about the people Who come to my house. Bango Ben, he never leaves. Jen, she's here even more than he. Kysha lives here, and so do I. Catt has a club called I-Ate-A-Pie. Chorus: Who will be immortalized once we play our tunes? We hope they like our silly songs and don't think us buffoons. But this CD has so much more Than just those who've been through my door. Matt lives in Wichita, so he rarely stops in. We'd love a visit from Kyle McLaughlin. On TV is Charlie Sheen. In a freaky church is Chris Dean. Jen would fuck a Kilborn named Craig, And in the mall she yelled at V. Gregg. Chorus We love Aaron and Ricky; We'd give either one a big hickey. Sarah's bowels are very loose. Jen likes the guy who played Tartuffe. Julia's the one we kick out of bed. "Eh" is all that Emmy has said. There's some girls from the world of pop. Heather's got a butt that just won't stop. Chorus "Helter Skelter" is a freaky song. I wish Ben Stein would wear a sarong. Jacob is the last we'll say Of all the people we've tortured this way. |
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