| The Discreet Charm of the Brassiere |
| Music and Lyrics: Kassy |
| We would meet at the Best Value Inn You and me and Shanna and Kim And Emmy and Paul and Matty and Dinky And we'd find fun new uses for Slinkies As the night wore on, the bras piled higher On the floor, and yet no one was tired We drank and smoked and watched Real Sex 5 And we all broke it down to a cool cat's jive Chorus: But my friends and lovers One of you hovers and hovers He won't leave me alone, he won't just pout And I'm screaming, "Paul's freaking me out!" Paul won't stop staring at me And I'm longing to be free He chains me to him with guilt As he plunges his knife to the hilt He stabs me with sorrowful glances And questions me about his chances I would tell him to scram But this new love may be a flash in the pan Chorus I wake up with three girls in bed And wish it was one man instead Paul's out of the picture, that much is clear Now it's Dinky I'm wishing were here As we sort through the piles of undies I run across some of his sundries I wipe away a bitter tear For he denies the charm of brassieres |
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