Tartuffe

Lyrics: Kassy and Jen
Music: Beethoven's "Ode to Joy"

Tartuffe, Tartuffe, Tartuffe, Tartuffe,
Tartuffe, Tartuffe, Ta-a-artuffe,
Tartuffe, Tartuffe, Tartuffe, Tartuffe,
Tartuffe, Tartuffe, Ta-a-artuffe.

You work at the video store,
But I'm not stalking you there.
You hang out with V. Gregg;
She has really large hair.

We went to see her play.
It was really rather swell.
It had that cute actor.
He may be gay. Oh well.