Verbal_Contract

Music: Weezer�s �Susanne�
Lyrics: Kassy
Concept: Jen and Kassy

Oh, Matt,
Verbal contract, Matt.
We were going to Dallas,
That�s that.
Road trips rule.
Then we flirt,
And you drool.
Oh, Matt woo�
We had a contract.

When we asked you if you would come,
You said it sounded like a lot of fun.
It was to be the night of erection jokes.
Part four is the best of them all.

Oh, Matt,
Verbal contract, Matt.
We were going to Dallas,
That�s that.
Jen conks out.
You molest,
And she pouts.
Oh, Matt woo�
We had a contract.

You said you�d pitch in more than twenty bucks
For the motel in which we�d fuck,
But you drove right past it, oh you tease.
We had our hopes way up that this time
You would pull into the lot,
And in our room that the sex would be real hot.
But you said no,
And we had to go alone.
Oh, Matt,
You�re at home.

Oh, Matt,
Verbal contract, Matt.
We were going to Dallas,
That�s that.
You hung up
On Heather.
You�re a shmuck.
Oh, Matt woo�
You broke the contract,
And you suck.