| Music: Kassy Lyrics: Jen Concept: Boy Meets World When we met, I thought you were nice. You were tall, and you didn�t have lice. But now I see you�re the one I hate For it was all weekend you made me wait. So I decided to dump you. I said your good points were very few. Chorus: You then said the words That made my heart go thunk, �Topanga, come out of the closet. Eric�s drunk.� Now those words don�t mean a thing To this achin� heart of mine. That�s what happens when you ditch me And go over the county line. I even screamed, "You weren't fucking there!" You didn't really seem to care. Chorus There are meaner things I could've said, Like who's been sleepin' in your sister's bed. Now I�ve got a terrible itchin� To say, �Get out, you freakin� Christian.� I don�t want to sound mean, But you�re an asshole, Christopher Dean. Chorus |
| Topanga, Come Out of the Closet; Eric's Drunk |
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