Gravy2323: are u going to the barnum thing with me and max next week?
Psychickyn: i thought i blocked you
"What's up with the deans and the dress code?? It's not like we're all gonna turn into polo shirt, khaki pants wearing people." - Gina B
'Yeah, like an army of Karl Nacalabans.' JT
G R A V Y 2323 (8:43:53 PM): ReCkLeSsDoG (8:42:42 PM): Emissaries are close to ninjas in that they are secret but they don't have the wall climbing skills.
G R A V Y 2323 (8:43:53 PM): put that in the quotes section
G R A V Y 2323 (8:43:58 PM): just because its so overwhelmingly gay
ReCkLeSsDoG (8:42:55 PM): The missile weapon the ninja threw struck for 120 damage, a critical hit.
tido5000 (8:43:15 PM): SUCH BLATANT DISPLAYS OF FAGGOTRY
DeFDelinquent (9:09:16 PM): in LA there was a sub and when she called on nick he said "Holla"
G R A V Y 2323 (9:07:52 PM): LOL
DeFDelinquent (9:09:19 PM): like 3 times
c381985 (8:27:57 PM): Karl!!!!!!!!
krn144 (8:28:02 PM): casey!!!
krn144 (8:28:08 PM): how are you
c381985 (8:29:00 PM): great! just reading your quotes page and laughing!!
c381985 (8:31:01 PM): haha i especially like the "government conspiracy ones" (who is this kid and why is he so god damn paranoid??)
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:07:26 PM): new campaign plan
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:07:29 PM): anime phrases
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:07:33 PM): GEKIGAN FLARE
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:07:53 PM): PLUG IN ROCKMAN.EXE TRANSMISSION
krn144 (9:08:20 PM): continue
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:08:29 PM): ah
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:08:31 PM): you want more
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:08:37 PM): LETS GO GEKIGANGER
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:08:41 PM): LOVE AND PEACE
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:08:52 PM): PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:09:02 PM): I detect scent of eros. pyoro
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:09:13 PM): hm
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:09:16 PM): some more
krn144 (9:09:22 PM): yeah keep going
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:09:26 PM): ha
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:09:31 PM): hm
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:09:46 PM): 2 FISTED MONKEY STYLE
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:10:08 PM): i will come up with some more catchy phrases
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:10:11 PM): i like
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:10:14 PM): GEKIGAN FLARE
FresH KiD (7:46:30 PM): basically...this is what we go through.....
G FresH KiD (7:46:56 PM): we go outside along w/ u, erica and the frosh....we are happy...we laugh we talk.....
G FresH KiD (7:47:04 PM): u guys get to ur car first...okay....we won't laugh as much...
G FresH KiD (7:47:07 PM): ciardullo comes...
G FresH KiD (7:47:12 PM): AHHHH f*ck
TorchIN00 (5:41:55 PM): what up chica
LilGangstaKerri (5:42:09 PM): nothing, you??
TorchIN00 (5:42:50 PM): nothin mucho!!
LilGangstaKerri (5:42:55 PM): who is this??
TorchIN00 (5:43:10 PM): this is clark allen
LilGangstaKerri (5:43:27 PM): cool
LilGangstaKerri (5:40:47 PM): ?????????????????????
TorchIN00 (5:44:34 PM): i was just wondering, whats your favorite kind of canned fruit?
TorchIN00 (5:44:42 PM): personally, i am impartial to the peach variety
LilGangstaKerri (5:44:49 PM): ew, none, but if i had to pick...
LilGangstaKerri (5:45:18 PM): prolly peaches, i cant think of any other canned fruit
TorchIN00 (5:46:39 PM): fruit cocktail is up there on the list also.
TorchIN00 (5:46:52 PM): if you like peaches it means you have an excessive sex drive
LilGangstaKerri (5:47:13 PM): oh...
TorchIN00 (5:47:52 PM): wanna fuck?
LilGangstaKerri (5:48:03 PM): ummm no
TorchIN00 (5:48:17 PM): PLEASE??
LilGangstaKerri (5:48:25 PM): nope, sorry
>>>krn144 (5:46:50 PM): only one way to tell if it's clark or not
>>>krn144 (5:47:26 PM): you ask him about magic cards.. except you probably don't know what those are so i'll get paul to ask
>>>LilGangstaKerri (5:47:38 PM): OK OK!!
>>>LilGangstaKerri (5:47:42 PM): i know what they are
LilGangstaKerri (5:50:48 PM): we can't fuck, but we can play magic cards!
TorchIN00 (5:51:03 PM): strip magic cards?
TorchIN00 (5:51:11 PM): kind of like strip poker??
LilGangstaKerri (5:51:15 PM): lol...no
TorchIN00 (5:51:30 PM): damn
LilGangstaKerri (5:52:41 PM): no really, who is this??
LilGangstaKerri (5:54:38 PM): we can fuck if you tell me who this is!!!
TorchIN00 (5:54:56 PM): clark! say my name!
LilGangstaKerri (5:55:11 PM): no, really.
krn144 (5:50:12 PM): who is this
TorchIN00 (5:50:22 PM): clark
krn144 (5:50:32 PM): you're kidding
krn144 (5:51:23 PM): what's the attack/toughness of 'birds of paradise'
p6mo (6:48:10 PM): who u got for religion?
krn144 (6:48:14 PM): orlin
p6mo (6:48:20 PM): damn beached whale
p6mo (6:48:23 PM): thats a shame
p6mo (6:48:39 PM): slops to orlin
zria (9:06:33 PM): are you vegan?
Half Empty Films (9:06:36 PM): nope.
zria (9:06:43 PM): you should be
Half Empty Films (9:07:12 PM): I would be, but I work up so much energy slaughtering animals and stealing their milk, that by the time I get home I need me a nice big peice of steak.
gr A vy2323 (9:20:55 PM): i was talking to max weber
gr A vy2323 (9:21:02 PM): and he was talking about how he likes michelle augustavo
gr A vy2323 (9:21:05 PM): so tell everyone that
RiceyWarmStunter (9:21:46 PM): wouldnt it be sad if he went out with her, cause shes better at basketball than he is?
gr A vy2323 (9:21:52 PM): yeah
gr A vy2323 (9:21:56 PM): it would be great
gr A vy2323 (9:21:59 PM): andfor their wedding
RiceyWarmStunter (9:22:03 PM): they'd have a basketball theme wedding
gr A vy2323 (9:22:03 PM): no wait
gr A vy2323 (9:22:07 PM): lets do this
gr A vy2323 (9:22:10 PM): michelle tells max
gr A vy2323 (9:22:13 PM): that he can go out with her
gr A vy2323 (9:22:18 PM): if he can beat her
gr A vy2323 (9:22:20 PM): at 1 on 1
gr A vy2323 (9:22:23 PM): that would be soooooooo sweet
RiceyWarmStunter (9:22:25 PM): instead of kissing they would dunk
gr A vy2323 (9:22:28 PM): yes
F1iPmodeGT (9:22:29 PM): and they'd play one on one instead of having sex on their honeymoon
gr A vy2323 (9:22:30 PM): hahahahahahhahaahah
(9:55:10 PM) You have just entered room "PAUL FOR SECRETARY."
g RavY23 23 (9:55:13 PM): WORD BITHCES
g RavY23 23 (9:55:20 PM): PAUL FOR SECRETARY
(9:59:43 PM) LilGangstaKerri has entered the room.
LilGangstaKerri (9:59:54 PM): why am i in here?
F1iPmodeGT (7:22:48 PM): sounds like somebody loves the cock..... COUGHdeckerCOUGH
ravingfatman00 (7:22:57 PM): good times
F1iPmodeGT (9:30:00 PM): NormalGuy5081 declined your Chat invitation.
LIL PIPPI PAPS (9:30:19 PM): tell nick i am in here see if he declines then haha
LIL PIPPI PAPS (9:35:59 PM): paul killed his rat by chopping off its thing lol
Gravy2323 (9:36:05 PM): my rat is a girl......
Gravy2323 (9:36:07 PM): bitch
Gravy2323 (9:36:18 PM): whiskers is sad now
Gravy2323 (9:36:21 PM): thanks a lot......:-(
LIL PIPPI PAPS (9:41:07 PM): max made out with 5 girrls in mexico...were they blind?
FreakNastyDaiger (7:36:28 PM): man...two years and I'm done with school...then I can join the military, knock some chick up, and get killed by some suicide towelhead...
FreakNastyDaiger (7:36:29 PM): sweet
kRn144 (7:36:44 PM): bright future you've got
FreakNastyDaiger (7:36:54 PM): hey, I'm easy to please
FreakNastyDaiger (7:37:11 PM): give me a gun or a good looking woman and I'm happy
FreakNastyDaiger (7:37:15 PM): hahahahaha
�I dreamt that Frost was running the track, but he started thinking of the track as the unit circle, so he thought, �I gotta get to pi/2!� But then he realized that the mile run was 4 periods..." �Nick
�Yes� our team placed 5th in the 4 by pi relay...�Frost
�What do you call saltines without salt? �Ines?�� �Erica B.
�So, Mrs. Bradish, how�s Sherman?� �Keith S.
�He�s� calmed down a bit.� �Bradish
�Well, calming down comes with age.� �Keith S.
�Yeah� and neutering.� �Bradish
t i d o 5 0 0 0 (8:19:44 PM): are the sine and cosine waves congruent?
krn144 (8:19:49 PM): yes
t i d o 5 0 0 0 (8:20:05 PM): god
t i d o 5 0 0 0 (8:20:12 PM): i told all of you fuckers they were congruent but nooo
t i d o 5 0 0 0 (8:20:14 PM): man fuck that shit
t i d o 5 0 0 0 (8:20:15 PM): thanks karl
iAMtheGAME217 (8:43:43 PM): but i went to Bimbo's Bitchin' Burrito Kitchen yesterday
iAMtheGAME217 (8:44:06 PM): THAT PLACE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iAMtheGAME217 (8:44:35 PM): its one of seattle's top 10 burrito places
iAMtheGAME217 (8:44:45 PM): im so takin my date fer the prom there
BriBtrck (9:55:00 PM): man pink sucks
BriBtrck (9:55:06 PM): i just came to that conclusion
BriBtrck (9:55:21 PM): she blows dogs for quarters
marcus1441 (9:53:25 PM): i'm looking at the quotes page and i have noticed one distinct thing
marcus1441 (9:53:45 PM): none of the quote leaders are girls there isn't one until the bottom
marcus1441 (9:53:53 PM): thus proving that girls aren't funny
marcus1441 (9:58:21 PM): when girls are in quotes it's because they are being made fun of
iAMtheGAME217 (10:00:11 PM): u get the mary collins quote?
iAMtheGAME217 (10:00:17 PM): possibly the best one ever
iAMtheGAME217 (10:01:27 PM): its me, SBR, and jared hagngin out by some lockers, and she walks by laughing, ok?
iAMtheGAME217 (10:02:30 PM): Mary: hahahahahahahaha
Jon: What's so funny?
Mary: *points at jared, still laughing* I just remembered that you were a cheerleader!
MaCz7 (10:31:53 PM): my mother is a bitch
Mudvayne289 (10:32:05 PM): obviously
MaCz7 (10:32:13 PM): LOLOLOLOL
Mudvayne289 (10:32:39 PM): ur the product of her parenting
Tenshi Suzy: since that dumb person had that quote about how theres only one girl way at the bottom of the list
Tenshi Suzy: so i'm DETERMINED to get up there
Tenshi Suzy: by trying to say funny things of course
Tenshi Suzy: i'll show him!!
Tenshi Suzy: that sexist male chauvanistic monkey!
JohnSWeiner (10:00:31 PM): dude, do you think epton will get mr. flick for norm chem?
JohnSWeiner (10:01:10 PM): would he be tactless enough to "inquire into his repeating of sentances"
iAMtheGAME217 (9:35:24 PM): shut up! its gonna work
ravingfatman00 (9:35:31 PM): such as the sex scandal between me and julia elevating karl to prez
jbros719: look at Jon Mundy's info
Stecky Mai: wow
Stecky Mai: what a weird guy
jbros719: i like the part where he says, what will kill me will kill you too
Stecky Mai: if he tried to kill me i'd beat his ass
jbros719 (9:22:56 PM): ya, i had commited a felony and 3 smaller crimes, and didnt get caught for anything, and the cop told me my parents should be proud of me
jbros719 (9:22:04 PM): and i was like rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
jbros719 (9:24:43 PM): and casey spicer, was suckin up so much, she told the cop that she wanted to be a police officer when she grew up
jbros719 (9:24:48 PM): i almost started laughing
marcus1441 (7:40:18 PM): who is ibeatupichiro
jbros719 (7:40:24 PM): duffy
marcus1441 (7:40:28 PM): he's dead
jbros719 (7:40:34 PM): hahaha
marcus1441 (7:40:45 PM): i don't care if i get second to last just as long as i beat him
marcus1441 (7:40:57 PM): if i finish second and he is first my season is a failure
jbros719 (7:41:32 PM): ya, he hates ichiro
marcus1441 (7:41:47 PM): WHAT THE HELL
marcus1441 (7:41:52 PM): how can you hate him
marcus1441 (7:42:01 PM): i'm going to kick the crap out of him sometime
jbros719 (7:42:37 PM): haha
marcus1441 (7:42:50 PM): this isn't a laughing matter
jbros719 (7:43:49 PM): dude, i don't know what he has against him
marcus1441 (7:45:21 PM): dude let's beat him up someday after school
marcus1441 (7:45:24 PM): it'll be funny
jbros719 (7:45:35 PM): ok, sounds good
marcus1441 (7:45:52 PM): i'm serious about it too
krn144 (3:56:44 PM): not implying that john is on drugs
Tenshi Suzy (3:57:07 PM): ..i dont know..he might be...lol
bLnKmE 7: omg were saying the same thing
bLnKmE 7: oooo
bLnKmE 7: hehe
FreakNastyDaiger: scary
bLnKmE 7: i know
FreakNastyDaiger: cuz if we think the same thing...
FreakNastyDaiger: does that mean I'm as dumb as you?
Tenshi Suzy (8:05:02 PM): OMG
Tenshi Suzy (8:05:12 PM): can u believe what i almost titled my paper!?!?!?!?!?
Tenshi Suzy (8:05:20 PM): thank GOD eric pointed it out
krn144 (8:05:25 PM): something vulgar and unethical?
Tenshi Suzy (8:05:31 PM): My Second Life: Adventures between the covers
Luke: dont u like stealing clothes from dead ppl?
Jon: God luke, that is so fuckin gross! Are u like one of those ppl that works in the funeral home so u can see the dead, naked bodies, and u fuck them fer ur pleasure?!?! U fuckin necropheliac, that gross!
Luke: hey, its cheaper
Jon: Ur horrible! Ur worse than Jared! good lord
Luke: Pat, do you wanna go to the library?
Jon: YEEEEEEEEEE, i shut ur ass down..... bitch
LIL PIPPI PAPS (9:40:55 PM): yeah thenell sent me to the deans office yesterday with 10 m,inutes left of class because when i sat down she could see an inch of my back and she found it provocative and offensive
krn144 (9:41:13 PM): what a moron
LIL PIPPI PAPS (9:42:08 PM): yeah i was almost liek are you kiidng me liek for reals i dont think i am exactly the type to dress provocatively
krn144 (9:43:02 PM): yeah, you're pretty much conservatively dressed
krn144 (9:43:04 PM): whenever i see you
LIL PIPPI PAPS (9:44:09 PM): yeah i found it pretty weird with 10 minutes left lol i went down the re and ms mcgauhgey was liek why are you hear and i explained and she said if it ws any other teacher it would be fine but thenll is obsessed with getting peopel in trouble lol
krn144 (9:44:22 PM): hahaahahhah she actually said that?
LIL PIPPI PAPS (9:45:59 PM): yeah and when i came bak with the orange shirt thenell was like ohhh my fourth orange shirt of the day ahe was liek pruod of the fact she hhad gotten 4 girls orange shirts (i felt liek saying...what do you want a cookie or soemthing)
Tenshi Suzy (6:55:06 PM): OMG they SOLD the spaceneedle??
krn144 (6:56:50 PM): hahahahaahhaha
krn144 (6:57:13 PM): you actually fell for that?? the space needle thing??
Tenshi Suzy (6:57:26 PM): oh.. they didnt?
krn144 (6:57:35 PM): hahahahahhahaah
krn144 (6:57:43 PM): (actually laughing)
krn144 (6:57:46 PM): hahahahhAHAHHAHa
Tenshi Suzy (6:57:50 PM): oh SHUT UP
krn144 (6:57:51 PM): it's a commercial for mega millions
krn144 (6:57:56 PM): the new lottery game
krn144 (6:58:03 PM): you just got another quote
Tenshi Suzy (6:58:22 PM): oh yay...
krn144 (6:58:37 PM): i laughed so hard, i'm crying
krn144 (6:58:39 PM): oh man
krn144 (6:58:44 PM): you just made my entire day
Tenshi Suzy (6:58:52 PM): shut up!!
krn144 (8:24:38 PM): i win yet again
Tenshi Suzy (8:24:46 PM): what?
Tenshi Suzy (8:24:49 PM): no i just won
Tenshi Suzy (8:24:52 PM): i just proved you�re mean
krn144 (8:25:04 PM): but that was one heck of a witty comment
krn144 (8:25:10 PM): so i am the winner
Tenshi Suzy (8:25:11 PM): WHAT?
Tenshi Suzy (8:25:17 PM): NO WAY!!
Tenshi Suzy (8:25:30 PM): APHORISM BATTLE
ReCkLeSsDoG: man rich already started betting on how long me and my gf will last
t i d o 5 0 0 0: put me down for 2 weeks
NICK a PUS: hmm i give it till you first inform her of IP protocals and Unix sockets
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:42:13 PM): dude
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:42:15 PM): did you read that
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:42:17 PM): its pure genious
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:42:19 PM): ermm
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:42:21 PM): genius
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:42:22 PM): damn
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:42:30 PM): i should learn to spell that word before using it
ReCkLeSsDoG (9:42:35 PM): that just kinda looks stupid
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