"Johnathan, do you have any paper?" Connolly
"No. I haven't gone school supply shopping yet." Johnathan
"But it's NOVEMBER." Connolly
"I know. Um.... I can't drive." Johnathan
LaughingIdeology (8:21:08 PM): what's new in the land of gerpanese?
krn144 (8:21:24 PM): well, we learned the colors using froot loops
LaughingIdeology (8:21:38 PM): nice..
krn144 (8:21:52 PM): all the dumb people are still there...
LaughingIdeology (8:22:06 PM): There where smart ones?
krn144 (8:22:21 PM): you mean besides me
LaughingIdeology (8:22:36 PM): riiight.
krn144 (8:22:46 PM): yes
krn144 (8:22:57 PM): well, now the only girls are lisa and amy
LaughingIdeology (8:23:04 PM): and jerry
LaughingIdeology (8:23:11 PM): and that other kid
krn144 (8:23:31 PM): which other kid
LaughingIdeology (8:23:37 PM): alex
LaughingIdeology (8:23:58 PM): you could never understand him. spoke like a little girl.
LaughingIdeology (8:24:41 PM): well I'm outta here. kick cris in the shins for me.
LaughingIdeology (8:24:53 PM): and anyone else you want to...
LaughingIdeology (8:25:25 PM): tell them they can talk to me if they don't like it... ect ect... my office times are dec 22 - dec 28
tido5000 (6:57:04 PM): whatd u get on the chem?
krn144 (6:57:09 PM): 100
tido5000 (6:57:15 PM): obviously
tido5000 (7:08:39 PM): hahah do you paste everything i say
krn144 (7:08:43 PM): yes
tido5000 (7:08:57 PM): i would do the same to you, but you dont say much besides 'yeah i know' and 'agreed'
krn144 (7:09:04 PM): agreed
tido5000 (7:09:23 PM): bitch...
krn144 (7:09:28 PM): yeah i know
tido5000 (7:09:34 PM): ugly...
krn144 (7:09:44 PM): yeah
dccarson80 (8:57:26 PM): how many quotes do I have
krn144 (8:57:28 PM): 6
dccarson80 (8:57:33 PM): nice
krn144 (8:57:42 PM): compared to max's 24 it's nothing
dccarson80 (8:58:08 PM): shut up
dccarson80 (8:58:10 PM): bitch
dccarson80 (8:58:29 PM): max can suck my blindingly white penis
dccarson80 (9:03:53 PM): Did Jesus own or wear pants?
dccarson80 (9:04:06 PM): I mean if he was so big on giving stuff away
dccarson80 (9:04:14 PM): why did he bother to own or wear pants
dccarson80 (9:04:34 PM): its all part of the church trying to scam us out of money and real estate
dccarson80 (9:04:44 PM): oh look at me
dccarson80 (9:05:07 PM): I have primo real estate all over the world and you suckers are actually GIVING us money
dccarson80 (9:05:13 PM): God? whos he
dccarson80 (9:05:27 PM): now that's what the church is really saying
dccarson80 (9:06:14 PM): quote section eat your heart out
dccarson80 (9:32:41 PM): I can't think of a meaning for my poem
krn144 (9:32:46 PM): make up something
dccarson80 (9:33:01 PM): Like what
krn144 (9:32:50 PM): is it the scorn hatred one
dccarson80 (9:34:00 PM): ya
dccarson80 (9:34:04 PM): the scorn hatred one
krn144 (9:34:16 PM): i said, say that you had an old girlfriend that dumped you
krn144 (9:34:20 PM): in 2nd grade
dccarson80 (9:34:48 PM): that is actually why I wrote it only she wasn't in second grade
krn144 (9:35:21 PM): well as if we couldn't figure that out
krn144 (9:35:27 PM): so write that down
dccarson80 (9:35:43 PM): but that's lame
dccarson80 (9:36:02 PM): Nobody cares about my problems, and if they do they shouldn't
krn144 (9:36:04 PM): but IT MAKES SENSE
dccarson80 (9:36:10 PM): fine
dccarson80 (9:36:13 PM): be that way
dccarson80 (9:36:31 PM): you always have to make sense don't you cock
dccarson80 (9:39:35 PM): tell max to get off the phone
dccarson80 (9:39:46 PM): it is hard to make fun of him when he doesn't respond
tido5000 (9:41:59 PM): how would telling you to tell me to get off the phone make me get off the phone...
krn144 (9:42:14 PM): beats the hell out of me
tido5000 wants to directly connect (9:50:05 PM).
krn144 ignores request; no connection was made (9:50:10 PM).
tido5000 (9:50:50 PM): BITCH
jbiddy69 (6:19:09 PM): i like the idea of a new dress code
jbiddy69 (6:19:34 PM): then i wont have to look at michelle tucker and guess what kind of rags she is going to wear the next day
tido5000 (6:32:10 PM): it was such bs
tido5000 (6:32:22 PM): i was up like 3 pieces
tido5000 (6:32:30 PM): then he perpetual checked me, and i couldn't get out of it
tido5000 (6:32:48 PM): "is that what you shoreline losers are? pussies?"
tido5000 (6:33:55 PM): hahahaha chess trash talking for life
tido5000 (8:37:40 PM): gimme my props, bitch
krn144 (10:38:07 PM): you should go to bed
Psychickyn (10:38:17 PM): DUDE THERE ARE FOREIGNERS IN MY BED
Psychickyn (10:38:18 PM): I CAN'T GO TO BED
krn144 (10:39:01 PM): you just made the quotes section
Psychickyn (10:39:10 PM): WOW
Psychickyn (10:39:13 PM): THAT DESERVES
Psychickyn (10:39:17 PM): A ROUND OF SCREWDRIVERS
Fes13 (8:57:10 PM): is the book good?
Fes13 (8:57:14 PM): i havent started
krn144 (8:57:22 PM): well i'm on ch 9, and nothing interesting really happened yet
Fes13 (8:57:31 PM): really!?
Fes13 (8:57:35 PM): that sux!
Fes13 (8:57:48 PM): y the hell shud we read it then!?
krn144 (8:57:56 PM): because it's about "apartheid"
Fes13 (8:58:07 PM): wowo!
Fes13 (8:58:14 PM): i can read that in encarta
tido5000 (7:53:48 PM): ur like 5 days older
tido5000 (7:53:49 PM): bastard..
krn144 (7:54:00 PM): 5 days older, and 5 times sma-
krn144 (7:54:03 PM): oops
tido5000 (7:54:11 PM): hmmmm
tido5000 (7:54:16 PM): lol
tido5000 (7:54:27 PM): i cant find anything witty yet offensive to say right now
tido5000 (7:54:38 PM): youre ugly
tido5000 (7:54:41 PM): sorry.
tido5000 (8:00:40 PM): call frost 'cue ball'
tido5000 (8:00:59 PM): i can seriously see my reflection on his head
tido5000 (9:59:20 PM): say whaaat??
tido5000 (9:59:24 PM): you posted the quote section?
krn144 (9:59:29 PM): on my site
tido5000 (9:59:46 PM): dammit lol
Stecky Mai (7:51:25 PM): kyle carson looks like he's 8 years old
krn144 (7:53:03 PM): do you have any more comments on him
Stecky Mai (7:53:15 PM): fag
Tenshi Suzy (10:16:32 PM): jwise07 (8:57:24 PM): NO GIRL CAN BE LEADER
jwise07 (8:57:33 PM): ARE YOU INSANE OR JUST JAPANESE?!
Tenshi Suzy (10:16:35 PM): that is soo untrue
Tenshi Suzy (10:16:40 PM): girls can too be leaders!!
Tenshi Suzy (10:16:42 PM): so there!!
krn144 (10:16:52 PM): well, we're talking about jack here
krn144 (10:16:56 PM): jack = crazy
krn144 (10:17:16 PM): that's just his personality...
krn144 (10:17:26 PM): which is why he has 12 quotes
Tenshi Suzy (10:17:22 PM): oh ok
Tenshi Suzy (10:17:53 PM): .....stupid is as stupid does
krn144 (8:09:26 PM): i think everyone should start their own quotes section
dccarson80 (8:09:41 PM): ya
dccarson80 (8:09:49 PM): but then we would have to be as nerdy as you
krn144 (8:10:30 PM): yeah really
krn144 (8:10:43 PM): but see, you'd do good on foreign language tests
dccarson80 (8:10:57 PM): oh
dccarson80 (8:10:59 PM): bring it bitch
dccarson80 (8:11:41 PM): I know what you are implying
dccarson80 (8:12:06 PM): you think you are better than me because you got one point higher on the last japanese test
dccarson80 (8:12:18 PM): I will destroy you
dccarson80 (8:13:10 PM): you put so much bad shit in your quotes
krn144 (8:14:06 PM): brb
dccarson80 (8:14:22 PM): bitch
dccarson80 (8:19:30 PM): good
dccarson80 (8:19:31 PM): you best be back on
dccarson80 (8:19:43 PM): anyways MLA
dccarson80 (8:19:59 PM): I think it's got something to do with turning us into mindless work machines
dccarson80 (8:20:15 PM): either that or crime reduction
dccarson80 (8:20:44 PM): they probably got some system that can tell if you are going to be a criminal depending on how well you can use MLA
dccarson80 (8:20:54 PM): plus it is so goddamn repetative
dccarson80 (8:21:20 PM): I mean seriously who wouldn't lose all brain capasity if they are forced to focus on all those fucking periods
dccarson80 (8:21:34 PM): YOU MISSED A PERIOD!!!!! future sex criminal right there
dccarson80 (8:24:09 PM): yea MLA is definitely a govt conspiracy
dccarson80 (8:24:25 PM): the ones that can't use it are eventually thrown in jail
dccarson80 (8:24:39 PM): the ones that can are used to promote idiots like Bush
dccarson80 (8:24:48 PM): our world is doomed
krn144 (8:26:04 PM): you're up to 15 quotes
krn144 (8:26:20 PM): now max only has twice the number you have
dccarson80 (8:26:26 PM): blow me
dccarson80 (8:26:31 PM): oh ya
dccarson80 (8:26:38 PM): you still owe me your left ass cheek
krn144 (8:27:09 PM): oh yeah
dccarson80 (8:27:33 PM): I need that soap man
dccarson80 (8:28:13 PM): Who wants to actually buy soap
dccarson80 (8:28:15 PM): nobody
dccarson80 (8:28:29 PM): Oh wait this one's got vitamin e and aloa vera
krn144 (8:28:25 PM): where's the soap
dccarson80 (8:28:32 PM): dude
dccarson80 (8:28:40 PM): I was going to make soap out of your ass
dccarson80 (8:28:45 PM): come on
krn144 (8:28:51 PM): oh yah my bad
dccarson80 (8:28:56 PM): you so owe me your other cheek for forgetting
dccarson80 (8:28:58 PM): anyways
dccarson80 (8:29:32 PM): if everyone made their own soap and didn't give a crap about the bullshit moisturizers do you know how much money people could save
dccarson80 (8:30:13 PM): I bet vitamin E and Aloa Vera are govt conspiracies too
dccarson80 (8:30:38 PM): let's make people self concious about their physical appearance and get even MORE MONEY TO WASTE
dccarson80 (8:30:45 PM): like that light rail system
dccarson80 (8:31:00 PM): 5 billion dollars and they can't even make it go to useful places
dccarson80 (8:31:12 PM): oh lets make it go to hickville
dccarson80 (8:31:24 PM): look kids YET ANOTHER farm
dccarson80 (8:32:36 PM): picture this
dccarson80 (8:32:46 PM): nobody cares about their physical appearance
dccarson80 (8:32:52 PM): that eliminates
dccarson80 (8:32:55 PM): make up
dccarson80 (8:32:57 PM): shampoo
dccarson80 (8:32:59 PM): soap
dccarson80 (8:33:03 PM): deoderant
dccarson80 (8:33:10 PM): acne crap
dccarson80 (8:33:17 PM): moisturizers
dccarson80 (8:33:31 PM): good god I could go on for hours about all the crap we wouldn't need
krn144 (8:33:35 PM): yeah
krn144 (8:33:43 PM): and we could use the money for various video game systems
dccarson80 (8:33:48 PM): but then the govt wouldn't get so much money to spend on nukes that ARE NEVER USED
dccarson80 (8:34:04 PM): oh let's give people tax relief and make them like us
dccarson80 (8:34:12 PM): I got a better idea bushy
dccarson80 (8:34:27 PM): why don't you go take all your conspiracies and money wasters
dccarson80 (8:34:44 PM): shine them up real nice
dccarson80 (8:34:57 PM): and stick them straight up that daddy's boy ass of yours
krn144 (8:58:50 PM): i posted "dylan's conspiracy corner"
krn144 (8:59:02 PM): quite possibly the gayest name ever
dccarson80 (8:59:06 PM): ya
dccarson80 (8:59:11 PM): I think you should be shot
dccarson80 (9:04:16 PM): I will give you 8 billion dollars if you can get through one conversation without copying and pasting
You've been warned by dccarson80. Your warning level has increased from 5% to 10%.
You've been warned by dccarson80. Your warning level has increased from 10% to 20%
dccarson80 (9:04:32 PM): Bitch
dccarson80 (9:04:46 PM): fucker
dccarson80 (9:06:29 PM): quit copying and pasting
dccarson80 (9:07:29 PM): it bothers me when you do it like 400 times in a row
dccarson80 (9:07:54 PM): or 3
krn144 (9:08:34 PM): yeah dude... lighten up... shit
dccarson80 (9:08:39 PM): riiiiiight
dccarson80 (9:08:54 PM): holy shit!!!!
dccarson80 (9:09:00 PM): you said shit dude!!!!
dccarson80 (9:09:04 PM): its a miracle
krn144 (9:09:32 PM): let's celebrate with a quote
dccarson80 (9:10:01 PM): whatever butters your toast
dccarson80 (9:10:07 PM): floats your boat
dccarson80 (9:10:14 PM): frys your egg
dccarson80 (9:20:54 PM): I think aol is a govt conspiracy
dccarson80 (9:21:12 PM): I mean how else could they accumilate major corperations in every industry
dccarson80 (9:21:21 PM): seriously
dccarson80 (9:21:31 PM): AOL, Time Warner
dccarson80 (9:21:32 PM): wtf
dccarson80 (9:21:41 PM): they really need to be pipe bombed
dccarson80 (9:21:52 PM): plus that instant messanger
dccarson80 (9:22:02 PM): you know how much dirt the cia could get from this shit
dccarson80 (9:22:30 PM): Damn govt
dccarson80 (9:22:47 PM): giving aol power
dccarson80 (9:22:55 PM): Its only the worst ISP EVER
dccarson80 (9:23:08 PM): Everything and everyone is selling out
dccarson80 (9:23:11 PM): even you
dccarson80 (9:23:16 PM): posting shit on the internet
dccarson80 (9:23:31 PM): I won't get started on the internet tonight
dccarson80 (9:23:38 PM): man I tell you
dccarson80 (9:24:09 PM): AOL " you've been booted......AGAIN
dccarson80 (9:24:25 PM): how can service like that be successful
dccarson80 (9:24:27 PM): I'll tell you
dccarson80 (9:24:32 PM): The damn government
dccarson80 (9:24:54 PM): I think it could be classified as an invasion of privacy
dccarson80 (9:25:04 PM): but hey governments don't care about details
dccarson80 (9:25:21 PM): they just get their hired goons to go clean up the details
dccarson80 (9:25:33 PM): the everything is blurred and rich people are happy
dccarson80 (9:25:44 PM): That's all that really matters anymore in our society
"John, you kinda smell today." Krista, on John Werner
Bahamut IV (5:00:52 PM): Bruce
Mudvayne289 (5:01:25 PM): u rn't entitiled to say that, stron
Bahamut IV (5:01:37 PM): yes I am
Mudvayne289 (5:02:11 PM): then im entitled to call u a fucking bitch cock sucking whore
Fes13 (8:52:04 PM): official rules are for people like mr bocian...people who are so far down the road to fagism that theyre incurable
krn144 (8:55:19 PM): you take over 5th place
Fes13 (8:55:58 PM): YES! i aspire to be 5th best in everything
krn144 (8:56:17 PM): well if you crank out quotes at the "dylan" rate...
krn144 (8:56:23 PM): you'll be up to 4th in no time
Fes13 (8:57:26 PM): well cranking out quotes at dylan rate would mean that i wud have to sit at home with the blinds closed writing and rewriting little phrases just to say to karl
krn144 (9:13:39 PM): keith says you have no faith in the PD match
Gravy2323 (9:14:12 PM): i dont......
Gravy2323 (9:14:42 PM): lol
Gravy2323 (9:14:42 PM): sorry
Gravy2323 (9:14:43 PM): wrong IM
Gravy2323 (9:14:48 PM): hahahahahahahahah it actually answered the question though
Gravy2323 (9:14:48 PM): lol
"The Albigensians taught that sex was bad." Connolly
"Johnathan..." -Joe
"Thanks Dylan, I needed that." Karl
"Anytime!.....jackass." Dylan
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