amnesiac sticker (9:39:23 PM): awwwwwww!!!!!!!!
Half Empty Films (9:39:25 PM): what?
amnesiac sticker (9:39:29 PM): its the dad commercial!!!!1
Half Empty Films (9:39:39 PM): oh.
amnesiac sticker (9:39:40 PM): awwwwwwww
Half Empty Films (9:39:50 PM): [concern jumps out the window, killing itself tragically]
amnesiac sticker (9:39:56 PM): where the guy is showing his baby the pictures of his mom u know?
Half Empty Films (9:40:05 PM): and then eats the baby? yeha. that shits funny.

Half Empty Films (9:44:57 PM): I need to befriend someone named julie
Half Empty Films (9:45:01 PM): so that i can spell her name jewly
amnesiac sticker (9:45:15 PM): i wanna name my daughter julia
Half Empty Films (9:45:18 PM): jewlia.
Half Empty Films (9:45:21 PM): eh that'll work.
amnesiac sticker (9:45:22 PM): u can call her jewlia
amnesiac sticker (9:45:24 PM): yeah
Half Empty Films (9:45:25 PM): thanks.
amnesiac sticker (9:45:28 PM): yes
Half Empty Films (9:45:38 PM): can i make references to burning her in ovens everytime i speak with her?
amnesiac sticker (9:45:43 PM): no
Half Empty Films (9:45:50 PM): I'll take that as a yes.

Half Empty Films (5:26:48 PM): chicks with shaved heads are cool... wait that's not the word. Oh yeah, bald.

Half Empty Films (12:40:55 PM): I'm harry potter
JjKiCkSu (12:41:02 PM): u are
Half Empty Films (12:41:07 PM): Yes, I surely am.
JjKiCkSu (12:41:20 PM): :-) go shoot some people with your magic
Half Empty Films (12:41:30 PM): that's the plan :-)
Half Empty Films (12:41:39 PM): anyway, so you're first. *shoot*

iAMtheGAME217 (5:24:16 PM): what, did i enter the holy grail, ur quote list?!
krn144 (5:24:26 PM): no
krn144 (5:24:31 PM): sorry
iAMtheGAME217 (5:24:33 PM): good
krn144 (5:24:40 PM): hahaha
krn144 (5:25:22 PM): that one might actually make it
iAMtheGAME217 (5:25:32 PM): oh
iAMtheGAME217 (5:25:41 PM): i feel so proud and happy
iAMtheGAME217 (5:25:48 PM): proud=gay
iAMtheGAME217 (5:26:02 PM): happy=shitty

Mudvayne289 (4:59:25 PM): dude can u believe this...
Mudvayne289 (4:59:54 PM): "what wuld u change about ur life, if u culd change any aspect of ur life?"
Mudvayne289 (5:00:05 PM): thats my religion hw
krn144 (5:00:11 PM): uhhh
krn144 (5:00:14 PM): that depends on you i guess
Mudvayne289 (5:00:18 PM): filthy rich
Mudvayne289 (5:00:24 PM): not a virgin
Mudvayne289 (5:00:33 PM): good looking
Mudvayne289 (5:00:35 PM): smart
Mudvayne289 (5:00:37 PM): ...
Mudvayne289 (5:00:39 PM): i dunno
Mudvayne289 (5:00:54 PM): all of the above

JagVDP 135 (9:38:14 PM): u watch the superbowl
baddie21 (9:38:21 PM): course i did
baddie21 (9:38:23 PM): u?
JagVDP 135 (9:38:36 PM): HELL YEAH
JagVDP 135 (9:38:47 PM): i ate so much food
JagVDP 135 (9:39:03 PM): food=fake junk food stuff
JagVDP 135 (9:39:41 PM): whole bag of sun chips (big big bag)
JagVDP 135 (9:40:07 PM): tortilla chips (scoop kind) and salsa
JagVDP 135 (9:40:20 PM): 4 a&w root beers
JagVDP 135 (9:40:29 PM): 1 sprite
JagVDP 135 (9:40:52 PM): 10 mini pizza bagels
baddie21 (9:41:03 PM): OMG how do u stay so skinny???
baddie21 (9:41:04 PM): u are a pig
JagVDP 135 (9:41:13 PM): 5 pizza pockets
JagVDP 135 (9:41:49 PM): 12 (seriously) c-chip cookies
JagVDP 135 (9:42:50 PM): half a bag of chex mix
JagVDP 135 (9:43:21 PM): (turn out to be bad times w/ those)
JagVDP 135 (9:43:47 PM): box of BHS mint meltaways
baddie21 (9:43:58 PM): no moooore
baddie21 (9:44:03 PM): u are a piiiiiiiig
JagVDP 135 (9:44:30 PM): im not done
JagVDP 135 (9:44:57 PM): half a bag of sour-cream and onion chips (lays of course)
JagVDP 135 (9:45:31 PM): a quater bag of k&c masterpeice bbq chips (also lays of course)
JagVDP 135 (9:46:12 PM): and..
JagVDP 135 (9:46:16 PM): some pretzels
baddie21 (9:47:14 PM): OH MY GOD
JagVDP 135 (9:47:34 PM): yeah
JagVDP 135 (9:47:45 PM): then i came home and had dinner

krn144 (7:26:38 PM): ah damn gotta go
dccarson80 (7:26:42 PM): bitch
dccarson80 (7:26:45 PM): I know where you live
dccarson80 (7:26:57 PM): I will hunt you down and rape your children
dccarson80 (7:27:05 PM): damnit
dccarson80 (7:27:13 PM): you are also banned from all rap

krn144 (8:47:37 PM): john + dylan = gay
krn144 (8:47:43 PM): :-)
TongLongFighter (8:47:46 PM): fuck you
TongLongFighter (8:47:57 PM): whatever i do in my spare time is my business
TongLongFighter (8:47:59 PM): i mean...
TongLongFighter (8:48:02 PM): nvm

krn144 (9:10:42 PM): anything else you'd like to state for the record
TongLongFighter (9:11:05 PM): that i am a full fledged heterosexual
TongLongFighter (9:11:14 PM): and that hot girls are cool

Fes13 (10:07:20 PM): where the fuck is evry1?
krn144 (10:07:28 PM): i dunno man
Fes13 (10:07:37 PM): maybe they shud get on..........
Fes13 (10:08:13 PM): or get a slight assfucking before they go to bed...handed out by a rough gay male

FreakNastyDaiger (9:07:04 PM): I hope the dance is better than the announcements for it were

FreakNastyDaiger (9:18:22 PM): how come I have to go to the dance with a ten pound chick who doesn't shut up? lol

iAMtheGAME217 (9:38:01 PM): if penis length was gasoline, straughn wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motorcycle around the outside of a dime!

iAMtheGAME217 (9:27:11 PM): unlike straugn,
iAMtheGAME217 (9:27:25 PM): who in my opinion
iAMtheGAME217 (9:27:31 PM): paul h. could beat up

Fes13 (3:45:56 PM): dude...i think you are trying to act faglike
krn144 (3:46:02 PM): :-)
Fes13 (3:46:13 PM): whoa...holy shit...go away
krn144 (3:46:21 PM): :'(
krn144 (3:46:31 PM): :-\
Fes13 (3:46:32 PM): are you hitting on me?
krn144 (3:46:39 PM): =-O
krn144 (3:46:52 PM): :-(
krn144 (3:46:56 PM): >:o
Fes13 (3:47:08 PM): because if you are....i will seriously get a large black man to rape you....

Gravy2323 (6:50:32 PM): .
Gravy2323 (6:50:33 PM): 36*9/----------===/
krn1444 (6:50:36 PM): wtf
Gravy2323 (6:50:44 PM): i fell down
Gravy2323 (6:50:52 PM): and landed on the keyboard

"Did you know Schatz wasn't Catholic? He's going to HELL." -Luke

Luke: Are you Catholic?
Karl: Yeah.
Luke: Then I have no problem with you.

Fes13 (8:43:40 PM): ok..ill give u last rites
Fes13 (8:44:15 PM): in the name of the father, the son, the holy ghost
Fes13 (8:45:17 PM): dear friends..we are gathered here today to witness the glorious marrage of beth winchell and karl nacalaban
Fes13 (8:45:23 PM): o woops...wrong page
krn144 (8:45:33 PM): <--- faints
Fes13 (8:46:00 PM): executioner!...come in here and shoot this poor boy...bingo begins in 5 minutes

Fes13 (8:51:20 PM): i = huge pimp
krn144 (8:51:27 PM): agreed
Fes13 (8:51:34 PM): hahahahahahahahhahahaha
Fes13 (8:51:42 PM): would u like to be my first ho?
krn144 (8:51:55 PM): what am i supposed to say
Fes13 (8:52:11 PM): u better say no
krn144 (8:52:19 PM): HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
krn144 (8:52:25 PM): no
Fes13 (8:52:32 PM): because if u were one of my hos my pimpin business would suck

marcus1441 (7:14:44 PM): jack are u feeling gay
jbiddy69 (7:15:03 PM): howd you know?!!!
jbiddy69 (7:16:45 PM): no but seriously can you stop it with the making fun of me
jbiddy69 (7:16:59 PM): i hate it
marcus1441 (7:17:14 PM): i never make fun of you josh
v jbiddy69 (7:17:20 PM): this is jack
jbiddy69 (7:17:23 PM): and bullshit
jbiddy69 (7:17:29 PM): so fuck you and bye
jbiddy69 signed off at 7:17:32 PM.

OKlly78537 (8:52:11 PM): Karl, y are you so smart
OKlly78537 (8:53:03 PM): i was wondering if you had some kind of drug that would help me out
OKlly78537 (8:53:53 PM): i figure you should have invented one by noe
krn144 (8:53:54 PM): any kind of chicken will do
OKlly78537 (8:53:59 PM): really?
krn144 (8:54:44 PM): plus rice
krn144 (8:54:48 PM): gotta have rice with everything
OKlly78537 (8:54:51 PM): does this chicken stimulate the mind at all
OKlly78537 (8:55:11 PM): like give you a buzz
krn144 (8:55:23 PM): there are antioxidants and paradichlorobenzene compounds in it
OKlly78537 (8:55:58 PM): are you making that shit up or are you serious?

OKlly78537 (8:57:22 PM): if you eat too much protein then you poop a lot
OKlly78537 (8:58:26 PM): or at least that is what i heard
krn144 (8:58:33 PM): did ms ellis tell you that
OKlly78537 (8:59:02 PM): no personel experience.................i mean yes she did tell me that

FreakNastyDaiger (9:28:39 PM): someone was restarded and thought it up
FreakNastyDaiger (9:28:51 PM): heh, speaking of being retarded...I can't even spell it

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iAMtheGAME217 (7:57:19 PM): and u know what else is gay? how people like fred mondini are like the complete opposite of what people say or what they wear
iAMtheGAME217 (7:57:36 PM): i mean, he wears skater shoes, but he dont skate

Fes13 (8:24:03 PM): who the fuck goes to bat mitzfahs?
Fes13 (8:24:09 PM): jeezuz
Mudvayne289 (8:24:14 PM): hahaha
Mudvayne289 (8:24:30 PM): jews dont believe in jesus
Mudvayne289 (8:24:43 PM): Fes13 (8:24:38 PM): haha i just got that
Fes13 (8:24:43 PM): i didnt mean for that to happen

krn144 (7:50:13 PM): *dances*
Tenshi Suzy (7:50:18 PM): lol
krn144 (7:50:21 PM): *trips, john-style*
Tenshi Suzy (7:50:34 PM): LMFAO
krn144 (7:50:49 PM): no offense to john or anything... *falls off soapbox*
Tenshi Suzy (7:51:01 PM): lol
krn144 (7:51:33 PM): we all love john
Tenshi Suzy (7:51:43 PM): yup we do
Tenshi Suzy (7:51:46 PM): who couldnt?
Tenshi Suzy (7:51:53 PM): he's like a clumsy teddy bear...
Tenshi Suzy (7:51:57 PM): kind of........

Mudvayne289 (9:16:51 PM): dude it aint snowin over here
Mudvayne289 (9:16:56 PM): well i dont think so
Mudvayne289 (9:16:58 PM): brb
Mudvayne289 (9:17:05 PM): im gunna check
Mudvayne289 (9:18:09 PM): sweet
Mudvayne289 (9:18:25 PM): half a centimeter on everything except the ground
Mudvayne289 (9:18:44 PM): u kno trees, cars, houses, piles of dog shit

G FresH KiD (7:52:21 PM): man..i don't think u should tell pat heneghan about this...u know...i mean he puked during the block run, i don't think he can handle THIS stuff at all

Bahamut IV (9:07:55 PM): sometimes I want to go jump off a bridge
Bahamut IV (9:08:19 PM): yeah...then i think about all the people I would take with me
Bahamut IV (9:08:57 PM): like Ellis
Bahamut IV (9:09:12 PM): and that one guy
Bahamut IV (9:09:38 PM): I don't need to take John W with me...he'd trip and fall off on his own

>>>>Mudvayne289 (7:56:52 PM): dude...
>>>>krn144 (7:56:58 PM): yeah
>>>>Mudvayne289 (7:57:08 PM): ultimate diss...finding something wrong with someone elses diss
>>>>krn144 (7:57:15 PM): hahaha yeah
>>>>krn144 (7:57:17 PM): example?
Mudvayne289 (7:55:54 PM): hahahahaha
MaCz7 (7:55:58 PM): shut
MaCz7 (7:56:00 PM): up
MaCz7 (7:56:13 PM): bit me whore
Mudvayne289 (7:56:21 PM): *bite
Mudvayne289 (7:56:24 PM): and no
MaCz7 (7:57:19 PM): I will hunt u down and bet u to a pole with my hair brush
Mudvayne289 (7:57:46 PM): wtf.....u lost me
Mudvayne289 (7:57:47 PM): ????
Mudvayne289 (7:58:00 PM): *beat...maybe
MaCz7 (7:58:02 PM): yeah its beacue i didnt write that
Mudvayne289 (7:58:06 PM): sure

Mudvayne289 (8:16:52 PM): You must die, I alone am best
krn144 (8:17:10 PM): in what?
Mudvayne289 (8:17:19 PM): mom
Mudvayne289 (8:17:23 PM): *ur mom
Mudvayne289 (8:17:25 PM): damn
Mudvayne289 (8:17:28 PM): shut up
Mudvayne289 (8:18:00 PM): so close to a diss
Mudvayne289 (8:18:04 PM): but i tripped

tido5000 (8:25:15 PM): i refuse to vote for jerry kerr
krn144 (8:25:18 PM): hahha fine
krn144 (8:25:24 PM): vote for kim then
krn144 (8:25:33 PM): kim said she's up for president
tido5000 (8:25:46 PM): jerry it is

Paul R: Where the hell is Nick??
Keith M: Probably at Pippi's house, relieving some post-midterm stress.

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