Rich: "Dammit, where the fuck are the fireballs in this game??!"
Tavis: "Mario has fireballs."
Rich: "But they don't go 'Hadoken!' like in Street Fighter!!... those aren't real fireballs!!"
"Do you know what game Jack's really good at? *whispers* Being GAY." -Mark S
"Nice sweater!... QUEER." Andrew Engel, to Giles
Luke: What's Peach's special attack?
Alex: For some reason she chokes Toad.
Luke: Why the hell would she choke Toad? Does it do any damage?
Karl: Maybe it does emotional damage.
marcus1441 (9:28:30 PM): oh guess how many i have on jack for flinching now after soccer
krn144 (9:28:37 PM): 31
marcus1441 (9:28:50 PM): higher
krn144 (9:28:52 PM): hahaha
krn144 (9:28:54 PM): 45
marcus1441 (9:29:19 PM): higher
krn144 (9:29:23 PM): holy crap
krn144 (9:29:27 PM): 53
marcus1441 (9:29:39 PM): little higher
krn144 (9:31:43 PM): 60
marcus1441 (9:31:49 PM): nope
marcus1441 (9:31:53 PM): 59
krn144 (9:31:59 PM): 59 for flinching!!
marcus1441 (9:32:02 PM): yes
marcus1441 (9:32:44 PM): i'm saving them all for when i take his brother around school on jan 30
marcus1441 (9:33:19 PM): it'll be the greatest visit that his bro could have
krn144 (9:33:20 PM): ahahah oh yeah
krn144 (9:33:31 PM): jack says he wants him for 2nd period so frost can make fun of both of them
marcus1441 (9:33:54 PM): hahahahaha, i wanna be in that class so i can help mr frost make fun of jack
marcus1441 (9:34:03 PM): i bet mr frost and i would get along well
marcus1441 (9:34:54 PM): i'd probably be his favorite student if i had him because i am so far ahead of anyone else in the science of making fun of/ beating up jack
krn144 (9:35:01 PM): hahaahhahah yeah for real
marcus1441 (9:35:28 PM): it's true though
marcus1441 (9:37:08 PM): i'd probably get over a 4.0 because of extra credit because i'd show him new and more efficiant ways to injure jack both physically and emotionally
marcus1441 (9:39:13 PM): i just realized every single one of my quotes has me making fun of jack exept one where i make fun of paul
Fes13 (9:49:04 PM): u ever been proud of something that is so homosexual that u dont ever want to tell anyone what it is yer proud of?
krn144 (9:49:23 PM): sadly, no
Fes13 (9:49:36 PM): way to be a loser
Fess013 (11:05:24 AM): and i was hittin whiffle balls with a metal bat
Fess013 (11:05:32 AM): and i seriously made one explode
mudvayne289 (10:55:25 AM): ill park some where around 27th and 95th
fes13 (10:55:32 AM): there isn't really any place to park cause there aren't any sidewalks or any thing
mudvayne298 (10:55:39 AM): ill just park on sum1's lawn
Fes13 (11:18:16 AM): nick garneski said he was max's friend
krn144 (11:18:25 AM): haahhahaha
krn144 (11:18:31 AM): what did max say
Fes13 (11:18:52 AM): he denied it with explitives
Fes13 (11:18:56 AM): and insults
Fess013 (3:56:44: PM): do u think there are any hotties in afganistan?
Fess013 (3:56:48 PM): i dont think there are
JagVDP 135 (3:56:55 PM): yeah the europeans who live there
dccarson80 (8:05:04 PM): Hey karl
krn144 (8:05:10 PM): yo
dccarson80 (8:05:20 PM): I pose a canundrum to you, a riddle if you will
krn144 (8:05:30 PM): shall we hear it
dccarson80 (8:05:39 PM): What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold
krn144 (8:05:50 PM): none, we're both really stupid
dccarson80 (8:06:02 PM): one's a sick duck......
krn144 (8:06:09 PM): ouch
dccarson80 (8:06:13 PM): I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore
dccarson80 (8:06:17 PM): yes yes
dccarson80 (8:06:22 PM): it was from SNL
dccarson80 (8:06:34 PM): I can't come up with anything that funny by myself
krn144 (8:07:06 PM): on the contrary... wait you're right
dccarson80 (8:07:12 PM): ha ha
dccarson80 (8:07:18 PM): your pretty funny........
krn144 (8:07:33 PM): krn144 (8:07:06 PM): on the contrary... wait you're right
dccarson80 (8:08:46 PM): as I was saying your pretty funny for some jackass nerd who writes down every witty comment he hears, because he can't come up with anything original
dccarson80 (8:09:04 PM): and H to the isso V to the issa doesn't count
dccarson80 (8:09:11 PM): .......jackass
krn144 (8:09:14 PM): that's "H to tha IZZO"
dccarson80 (8:09:20 PM): bitch
tido5000 (6:47:42 PM): hey do you have frost
JagVDP 135 (6:48:05 PM): no
JagVDP 135 (6:48:07 PM): redieman
tido5000 (6:48:50 PM): heh that sucks
JagVDP 135 (6:49:02 PM): yeah
JagVDP 135 (6:49:09 PM): she shulda died in that car crash
Fess013: dude....girls are crazy sumtimes
JagVDP 135: yeah
Fess013: like when they share clothes
Fess013: with each other
JagVDP 135: insane man
Fess013: who shares clothes!
JagVDP 135: they do
JagVDP 135: they all do
Fess013: yah exactly
JagVDP 135: they all probably have pubic lice or sumthin
Fess013: o my god
Fess013: thats sick
JagVDP 135: yeah
JagVDP 135: ull learn abouts it in health
Fess013: dude...do u ever think of mexicans trying to learn english and laugh?
JagVDP 135: hhahah
JagVDP 135: i laff at americans trying to learn mexican
Fess013: theyre like "we is taco"
Fess013: haha
Fess013: mexican....its spanish
Fess013: basically i see the country as 4 parts
Fess013: the west coast = cool + fun
Fess013: the midwest = cold + boring
Fess013: the south = redneck crackers
Fess013: the east coast = hurricanes + too many peeple
JagVDP 135: and i dont kno wat it is
Fess013: probly sex appeal
JagVDP 135: lol
JagVDP 135: thats about 75%
Fess013: hahaha
Fess013: wats the other 25%?
JagVDP 135: the other 25% is like sumthin different
JagVDP 135: thats just cool
Fess013: talent at sex?
Fess013: dude...do u think karl even knows how 2 slow dance?
JagVDP 135: hahahahhaha
JagVDP 135: i bet he can robot
Fess013: he probly can
JagVDP 135: hahahaha
JagVDP 135: that would be funny
Fess013: yeah it wud
Fess013: karl roboting...
Fess013: wow
Fess013: i wud pay 2 watch that
Fess013: dude...mike epton i hear is a good dancer
JagVDP 135: hahahhahah
Fess013: max says he points at things and kinda shuffles around
JagVDP 135: then for the black chic group...TLC
JagVDP 135: its like tiffany, l....., and c....
Fess013: tiffany lisa "left eye" lopez
Fess013: and c......
JagVDP 135: ??
Fess013: yeah
Fess013: lisa left eye lopes was the hot one i thought
JagVDP 135: yeah
JagVDP 135: i think so too
Fess013: thats just my opinion
JagVDP 135: but they're black so it doesn't matter
Fess013: hahahaha...racist
JagVDP 135: blacks, asians, mexicans.....they're either really really hot or really ugly
Fess013: yeah trudat
Fess013: but afgans are just ugly
JagVDP 135: while white theres, ugly, good, hot, then oh fucking yeah
Fess013: trudat
Fess013: u shud buy some leather hot pants
JagVDP 135: that would be pushin it
Fess013: yeah that wud...i wudnt talk 2 u if wore those
Fess013: actually i wud...but it wud consist of "fag" and "shuddup fag"
Fess013: u get the email?
JagVDP 135: not yet
Fess013: ok
JagVDP 135: its cumin
JagVDP 135: hahaha
Fess013: hahahahaha
JagVDP 135: cum..in
JagVDP 135: lol
Fess013: shud i send it again?
JagVDP 135: no
JagVDP 135: give it a few minutes
Fess013: its monstrous...maybe thats y its takin a long time
JagVDP 135: its going to cum
JagVDP 135: soon
Fess013: yeah...itll orgasm
JagVDP 135: hahah
JagVDP 135: dude our grade level is 8.1
JagVDP 135: w/ only 2% passive sentences
JagVDP 135: 4581 words
JagVDP 135: this is the shit
Fess013: wat?
Fess013: r u talkin about?
JagVDP 135: our conv.
JagVDP 135: dummass
Fess013: yeah....passive sentences?
Fess013: where are u finding this?
JagVDP 135: word count
JagVDP 135: it has other info
Fess013: really?
Fess013: so it tells u the grade level?
JagVDP 135: after u do spell check and shit
Fess013: were like 8th graders?
Fess013: ic
JagVDP 135: dude considering how we spell shit
JagVDP 135: and the abbreverations
Fess013: yeah....we must b like 20th graders in real life
Fess013: we never use periods or capitals
JagVDP 135: hahaha
JagVDP 135: wats a 20th grader
Fess013: a 25 year old?
JagVDP 135: dude we graduate in 12th
JagVDP 135: grade
Fess013: dude...theres also college...and masters degrees
JagVDP 135: yeah
JagVDP 135: but u dont go to college for like 10 years
JagVDP 135: long
Fess013: but u cud go for 8 years
JagVDP 135: yeah
JagVDP 135: tru
Fess013: 4 years for a bachelors 4 years for a masters
JagVDP 135: yeah
Fess013: then yer a 20th grader
JagVDP 135: so it goes like frosh, sopho, junior, senior, old guy, geezer, unknown, dead dude
nickapus's warning level is 96%.
nickapus: if u warn me one more time ill start warnin u
tido5000 (7:59:29 PM): want to see best call ever
tido5000 (7:59:38 PM): seriously it is
krn144 (7:59:39 PM): yeah ok
tido5000 (7:59:42 PM): tido6000 (7:59:14 PM): Dude, do your homework.
tido5000 (7:59:47 PM): tido6000 (7:59:34 PM): This is Dad
krn144 (7:59:57 PM): ahhahahaha
tido5000 (8:00:00 PM): ouch
krn144 (8:00:00 PM): who did you send that to
tido5000 (8:00:09 PM): no, my dad sent that from upstairs
tido5000 (8:00:13 PM): hahhaahah
krn144 (8:00:15 PM): ahahhaahha
krn144 (8:50:36 PM): man you know what's really crazy, Kmart went broke
Fess013 (8:50:43 PM): 4real!?!?
Fess013 (8:50:50 PM): its enron all over again!
Fess013 (8:50:57 PM): hide the children and lock the barn door!
Fess013 (8:51:14 PM): kmart was pimped out
Fess013 (8:51:46 PM): ...we have a blue light special on aisle 5...tampons
dccarson80 (8:41:14 PM): my 2nd place quotage is being threatened
Fes13 (8:41:51 PM): 4 shizzle my nizzle
Fes13 (8:42:04 PM): dylan is my bitch
dccarson80 (8:46:08 PM): I need to find the guy that "hit" miss reideman
dccarson80 (8:46:24 PM): I paid him good money for DEATH
dccarson80 (8:46:33 PM): not some half ass broken foot crap
dccarson80 (8:46:53 PM): You just can't find good help these days can you
dccarson80 (8:47:30 PM): Then she gives me a 68
dccarson80 (8:48:14 PM): she's got her nice little red pen that she uses to mark up everything she doesn't think looks nice
dccarson80 (8:48:30 PM): you don't see me marking up her face with a red pen because its ugly do you?
dccarson80 (8:48:50 PM): NO. I take the civilized course of action and HIT HER ASS WITH A CAR.
Fes13 (8:55:23 PM): dude...she better not be aztec
Mudvayne289 (8:55:32 PM): that would be like worse than black
Fes13 (8:56:19 PM): dude...if she was aztec then her 38D breasts would be sagging down to her knees
jonnytitan27 (9:23:53 PM): thats nasty!, hahaha, almost as bad as tatia...i mean nevermind
Fes13 (8:59:50 PM): i have a cuzzin in texas...whose like 4...she cud b typin
Mudvayne289 (9:00:27 PM): but i dont think a 4 year old knos wat 38D's are
jonnytitan27 (9:25:12 PM): strand, shut yer word hole
Fes13 (9:25:30 PM): hey miller....u know what....
Fes13 (9:25:35 PM): fuck you
jonnytitan27 (9:25:35 PM): huh?
Mudvayne289 (9:25:38 PM): miller shut ur a-hole
jonnytitan27 (9:25:42 PM): u rreally wanna?
Fes13 (9:25:48 PM): ill tear u a new ass miller
jonnytitan27 (9:25:53 PM): im not feelin that one, painful
Fes13 (9:25:56 PM): ull be shittin outta yer thigh
Mudvayne289 (9:26:05 PM): hahahahha
jonnytitan27 (9:26:08 PM): that would look hella funny, if u think about it
jonnytitan27 (9:26:12 PM): hahaha
Mudvayne289 (9:26:13 PM): dude
Mudvayne289 (9:26:17 PM): no
jonnytitan27 (9:26:18 PM): lol
jonnytitan27 (9:26:27 PM): that would b hella awkward 2
Fes13 (9:37:57 PM): dude....miller....u can stick that shiny 4.0 in ellis right up yer tiny little asshole
Mudvayne289 (9:38:20 PM): or that new asshole in his thigh
jonnytitan27 (9:38:22 PM): and can i get a spiritual enema while im at it too?
Mudvayne289 (9:39:25 PM): dude u can have a spiritual enema then an exorcism of the other
jono0000 (9:48:40 PM): im fred mondini blah blah blah
jono0000 (9:52:09 PM): he never shuts up its like in shrek where he tries to shut up donkey, then lets go and hes still goin'
FreakNastyDaiger (10:25:46 PM): check profile
Mudvayne289 (10:25:50 PM): yeah
Mudvayne289 (10:26:13 PM): id have to go with daiger
FreakNastyDaiger (10:26:40 PM): man....Rogers is gettin worked tonight
Mudvayne289 (10:26:48 PM): rogers doesn't have the face
FreakNastyDaiger (10:26:55 PM): she got the ass, though
Mudvayne289 (10:26:58 PM): yeah
FreakNastyDaiger (10:27:17 PM): Daig does have a better face, though
Mudvayne289 (10:27:21 PM): but i dont want to have to worry bouts the paper bag
FreakNastyDaiger (10:27:33 PM): lol, and it's nice to be able to get head..lol
Mudvayne289 (10:27:42 PM): yeah
Mudvayne289 (10:27:49 PM): paper bag w/ hole
SinatraBlue11 (10:28:16 PM): max always gets off when kristen does
SinatraBlue11 (10:28:30 PM): i mean, off-line
tido5000 (9:49:11 AM): what the hell
tido5000 (9:49:15 AM): this monitor sucks
krn144 (9:49:21 AM): what did it do
tido5000 (9:49:24 AM): the text is like... dancing
krn144 (9:49:33 AM): ahahha
krn144 (9:49:36 AM): just hit it on the side
tido5000 (9:49:45 AM): whoooaa shit it didnt like that
krn144 (9:49:52 AM): ahahha
krn144 (9:49:54 AM): uhh
krn144 (9:49:58 AM): unplug it and plug it in again
tido5000 (9:50:05 AM): nah, the dancing is kind of cool
tido5000 (9:50:09 AM): yet migraine-inducing
krn144 (9:50:13 AM): maybe its your glasses
tido5000 (9:50:19 AM): shit maybe it is...
tido5000 (9:50:45 AM): damn that hurts
tido5000 (9:51:22 AM): shit shit shit
tido5000 (9:51:28 AM): i turned it off and on and it just got worse
tido5000 (9:53:06 AM): oww christ now i have a headache
krn144 (9:51:23 AM): do you have any good games to bring to paul's house
tido5000 (9:51:31 AM): for n64?
tido5000 (9:51:54 AM): umm i got fzero and bomberman and stuff
tido5000 (9:52:00 AM): im pretty sure i just stole bomberman from rich
tido5000 (9:52:10 AM): because it kind of has a label that says 'richard f saguin'
krn144 (10:30:24 AM): think about it... mulberg with his bling bling
Fes13 (10:31:03 AM): dude...if mulberg says bling bling...i will seriously throw him in the trash can
Fes13 (10:31:35 AM): even if he duznt say bling bling...i wud be glad to throw him in the trash can
Fes13 (10:31:46 AM): we seriously did that at my old skool
Fes13 (10:31:53 AM): we put mulberg in a trash can
Fes13 (10:32:10 AM): and then we put him in this like cage thingy where the kickballs were kept
Fes13 (10:32:34 AM): he looked like a monkey
Fes13 (10:32:55 AM): cuz he was holding onto the bars...and whimpering mindlessly
FreakNastyDaiger (8:48:00 PM): are you still blonde?
BlnkMe7 (8:48:11 PM): no
FreakNastyDaiger (8:48:25 PM): oh, so I can have an intelligent conversation with you now?
MaCz7 (7:10:36 PM): EVERYBODY LISTN
MaCz7 (7:10:38 PM): NO TALKING
Mudvayne289 (7:10:46 PM): *burp*
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