jwise07 (7:18:21 PM): my table sucks
jwise07 (7:18:31 PM): one girl is a cock sucker
jwise07 (7:18:36 PM): one guy is a fag
jwise07 (7:18:48 PM): one guy is a hella big pimp
jwise07 (7:18:56 PM): and the other person is ugly
krn144 (7:20:28 PM): what are the identities of these people
jwise07 (7:21:15 PM): the pimp= jack blackham
jwise07 (7:21:22 PM): fag= not jack blackham
krn144 (7:21:43 PM): and the other two?
jwise07 (7:21:58 PM): other people
jwise07 (7:22:16 PM): they arent cool enough to be known by me
tido5000 (7:18:17 PM): Fag.
krn144 (7:18:50 PM): yep
tido5000 (7:19:10 PM): I am glad you can admit to your homosexuality, Karl.
krn144 (7:19:24 PM): thank you, max. you have helped me turn my life around.
tido5000 (7:19:44 PM): Please stop hitting on me.
"Pat, I like it when you arrive every morning because you make me realize how unpathetic my life is." -Noah
dccarson80 (6:00:20 PM): ooooooh you got a warning level of 20%
dccarson80 (6:00:22 PM): hehehe
krn144 (6:00:24 PM): yeah
dccarson80 (6:00:37 PM): I don't think I can trust you
dccarson80 (6:00:55 PM): Sex criminal
dccarson80 (6:00:57 PM): aaaahhhh
dccarson80 (6:00:59 PM): run for your life
dccarson80 (6:38:40 PM): magic is a government conspiracy
dccarson80 (6:39:12 PM): you know they put crack on the cards right
krn144 (6:39:05 PM): one more for the quotes section
Badass Poet29 16 (6:39:15 PM): really? which one?
krn144 (6:39:30 PM): all of em
Badass Poet29 16 (6:39:36 PM): hahaha...nice
Badass Poet29 16 (6:39:51 PM): stupidy pays off once again
krn144 (6:42:45 PM): and sean......... god
dccarson80 (6:42:58 PM): He is really annoying
krn144 (6:43:06 PM): i agree
dccarson80 (6:43:07 PM): He has orgasims with my cards
dccarson80 (6:43:20 PM): I have to rub them all on my crotch now
dccarson80 (6:43:47 PM): it's true
dccarson80 (6:43:53 PM): then he doesn't bother me
krn144 (6:56:29 PM): this is pointless
tido5000 (6:56:30 PM): this chat keeps it real
tido5000 (6:56:33 PM): fuck u karl
dccarson80 (6:56:39 PM): nobody likes you
krn144 (6:56:41 PM): dylan invite more people
dccarson80 (6:56:47 PM): I don't know anyone else
dccarson80 (6:56:54 PM): I'm such a loser
tido5000 (6:56:57 PM): invite everyone on yer buddy list
tido5000 (6:57:00 PM): i will
dccarson80 (6:57:05 PM): I did
dccarson80 (6:57:09 PM): you are the only ones on it
tido5000 (4:34:12 PM): fuck krispy kreme, goddamn nazis
krn144 (7:21:21 PM): it's jack, the source of many quotes
jwise07 (7:21:28 PM): yes well
jwise07 (7:21:32 PM): here is one more
jwise07 (7:22:02 PM): fuck teachers who give dumb assignments like licking your own belly button
jwise07 (7:22:07 PM): what the hell is that about
jwise07 (7:22:31 PM): i mean for real frost
krn144 (7:22:43 PM): good call
jwise07 (7:22:52 PM): thanks
jwise07 (7:22:53 PM): bye
jwise07 signed off at 7:22:58 PM.
DeFDelinquent (6:33:19 PM): "i don't understand why i'm blessed wit da gangsta flow" - nick garneski
DeFDelinquent (6:33:26 PM): "shut up elf" - jim
justplainoldpat (9:20:32 PM): wow what was i on when i said that
justplainoldpat (9:20:38 PM): ill never recreate it to that detail
krn144 (9:20:46 PM): yeah, you never will
krn144 (9:20:49 PM): that's why i saved it
justplainoldpat signed off at 9:20:55 PM.
"Don't say 'mad props.' You sound black when you say 'mad props.' " -Andrew Engel
homosexual poet: do you have a pic?
sammysweetstix: yes u?
homosexual poet: yes
homosexual poet: would you like to exchange
sammysweetstix: ya
krn144 (8:11:44 PM): hHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
krn144 (8:11:46 PM): MAN YOU RULE
krn144 (8:11:55 PM): do you really have a pic
homosexual poet (8:11:56 PM): w00t w00t
homosexual poet (8:12:00 PM): no way
homosexual poet (8:12:12 PM): i just lied so i could get one
homosexual poet (8:12:27 PM): aww its ganna take 3 min to copy
krn144 (8:12:30 PM): hahaha and then you'll sign off once she asks for yours?
homosexual poet (8:12:43 PM): more than likely
"So much rice... so little time." -Jack
(next quote has been certified by Paul Reeves for posting)
Badass Poet29 16 (9:03:46 PM): one for the quotes section:
Badass Poet29 16 (9:03:49 PM): Paul is gay
G r a v y2323 (9:04:33 PM): good one, jared
G r a v y2323 (9:04:35 PM): dude
G r a v y2323 (9:04:39 PM): tell him to change his fucking profile
G r a v y2323 (9:04:43 PM): seriously it makes me fucking mad
G r a v y2323 (9:04:48 PM): what a fucking pervert
G r a v y2323 (9:04:51 PM): god thats so nasty
G r a v y2323 (9:06:45 PM): what did he say, did u tell him?
krn144 (9:06:56 PM): wait, just a sec
Badass Poet29 16 (9:07:17 PM): dude
Badass Poet29 16 (9:07:26 PM): tell him to try being straight
G r a v y2323 (9:09:47 PM): .........
G r a v y2323 (9:09:54 PM): okay, tell him i just tried, and i succeeded
G r a v y2323 (9:10:02 PM): ask him if i can have his congratulations
Badass Poet29 16 (9:10:25 PM): *laughs*
G r a v y2323 (9:11:53 PM): WTF
G r a v y2323 (9:11:57 PM): HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT
G r a v y2323 (9:11:59 PM): OMG
krn144 (9:16:50 PM): Auto response from Badass Poet29 16 (9:16:39 PM): Talking
to my girlfriend (Saxon, duh). I'll be back later.
G r a v y2323 (9:17:41 PM): omg
G r a v y2323 (9:17:44 PM): time to warn
"Who buys cars at 3 in the morning?" -Michael H.
"Stoners.... Quillin...... " Mike O'Kelley
"... and that's .4 divided by .2, which I believe is 2. *pause* Look, I'm right." Frost
"You did that problem last period, didn't you?" Nick
OKlly78537 (6:35:28 PM): mad props guys mad props
krn144 (6:35:38 PM): i give mad props to the props guys
OKlly78537 (6:35:51 PM): yeah
krn144 (6:36:10 PM): so who are the "props guys"
OKlly78537 (6:36:21 PM): it's a joke
krn144 (6:59:43 PM): so how are things w/ saxon
Badass Poet29 16 (6:59:53 PM): ahh, good
Badass Poet29 16 (7:00:07 PM): aside from people throwing shit at me when I hang out with her
Badass Poet29 16 (7:00:22 PM): if it wasn't Keith who was throwin shit at me, I'd be forced to kick some ass
"I gotta give mad props to you for that one." Karl
"See, this is why people make fun of you." Mike O'Kelley
marcus1441 (5:09:15 PM): i got a rule
marcus1441 (5:09:35 PM): props cannot be given out to jack blackham because mark says so
krn144 (6:16:00 PM): LFO rules.... NOT
tido5000 (6:16:08 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
tido5000 (6:16:10 PM): hater
tido5000 (6:16:34 PM): they got the best rhymes
tido5000 (6:16:39 PM): larry bird the great, jersey 33
tido5000 (6:16:44 PM): ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
tido5000 (6:17:00 PM): man
tido5000 (6:17:03 PM): those guys rule
krn144 (9:09:36 PM): ok, can i get a ride home from your dad tomorrow
tido5000 (9:09:56 PM): ehh
tido5000 (9:09:58 PM): where do u live
krn144 (9:10:02 PM): by paul's house
tido5000 (9:10:10 PM): wouldnt it be more logical to ask him?
tido5000 (9:10:11 PM): lol
krn144 (9:10:22 PM): ah i thought you were giving him a ride
krn144 (9:11:25 PM): hmm that changes things
tido5000 (9:11:50 PM): heh...
tido5000 (9:11:54 PM): i never said i could give him a ride
tido5000 (9:11:57 PM): he just said 'ur giving me one'
tido5000 (9:11:59 PM): i dont think i can
krn144 (9:12:13 PM): G r a v y2323 (8:46:53 PM): dude im just getting a ride with max's dad
tido5000 (9:12:59 PM): i never said i could
G r a v y2323 (9:13:48 PM): theres like no reason he cant give me a ride back
G r a v y2323 (9:13:52 PM): i dont have a ride either
tido5000 (9:14:11 PM): what a bitch
krn144 (9:15:35 PM): well, looks like you're gonna have to give us rides
tido5000 (9:15:51 PM): depends, how much $$ u got?
tido5000 (9:16:49 PM): ?
tido5000 (9:17:16 PM): dude ill try asking him tomorrow
tido5000 (9:17:19 PM): hes pissed at me right now
krn144 (9:17:32 PM): ok, fine
tido5000 (9:18:10 PM): ahahah
tido5000 (9:18:12 PM): dude what do u expect
krn144 (9:18:38 PM): a ride
tido5000 (9:18:50 PM): oh i forgot i was your chauffeur
krn144 (8:38:31 PM): essay!
Fes13 (8:38:38 PM): haha! i did mine
krn144 (8:38:45 PM): well i'm almost done...
krn144 (8:38:56 PM): then i can run free, in the green pastures... wait
Fes13 (8:39:04 PM): haha u sound like a cow
Fes13 (8:41:36 PM): my dad says spontaneous combustion is impossible
krn144 (8:41:42 PM): ahhaha my dad said the same thing
krn144 (8:41:53 PM): hell, if you can do a speech on an impossible topic...
Fes13 (8:42:13 PM): maybe ill do mine on human flight
krn144 (8:56:00 PM): so what did your group get on the quiz
jwise07 (8:56:10 PM): 21.25
krn144 (8:56:18 PM): how do you get .25??
jwise07 (8:56:18 PM): beats me how we got the .25
krn144 (8:56:21 PM): ahh
jwise07 (8:56:22 PM): i dont know
jwise07 (8:56:28 PM): what bouts you
krn144 (8:56:31 PM): 24
jwise07 (8:56:36 PM): hahahha
jwise07 (8:56:40 PM): i thought you were smart
jwise07 (8:56:47 PM): i had to lead my team to victory
krn144 (8:57:11 PM): yeah, since the other leader casey wasn't there
jwise07 (8:57:17 PM): what?!
jwise07 (8:57:19 PM): i am the leader
jwise07 (8:57:24 PM): NO GIRL CAN BE LEADER
jwise07 (8:57:33 PM): ARE YOU INSANE OR JUST JAPANESE?!
tido5000 (2:48:04 PM): while mr frost was bitching at me i just kept mumbling 'yes, fuck you, fuck you asshole, fucker, why are you still talking, fuckface?' and nodding my head
marcus1441 (7:45:59 PM): man that St matts picture is funny
krn144 (7:46:06 PM): that's why i put it up
marcus1441 (7:46:52 PM): you guys had lots of funny looking people in your class
krn144 (7:47:06 PM): of course.. some of us still look funny
marcus1441 (7:48:19 PM): like paul
marcus1441 (7:48:21 PM): hahahahahahaha
marcus1441 (7:49:03 PM): carson looks like such a loser
marcus1441 (7:49:10 PM): with his loser eyebrow thing
marcus1441 (7:49:43 PM): he looks like a 5th grader
marcus1441 (7:50:55 PM): 6th grade tops
marcus1441 (7:50:59 PM): no older than that though
G r a v y2323 (8:51:23 PM): tido5000 (8:51:22 PM): a rare breed we are
krn144 (8:51:30 PM): ahhah what the
G r a v y2323 (8:51:31 PM): he was referring to the fact that we are african american.
dccarson80 (7:46:09 PM): look under there
krn144 (7:46:17 PM): over what
dccarson80 (7:46:29 PM): no under there
krn144 (7:46:38 PM): in the who?
dccarson80 (7:46:48 PM): up your but
krn144 (7:46:54 PM): he did what?
dccarson80 (7:47:11 PM): your mom
dccarson80 (7:47:18 PM): no look under there
krn144 (7:47:27 PM): under what
dccarson80 (7:47:43 PM): no it is under there
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