tido5000 (8:53:16 PM): i called a guy a racist because he wouldnt let me use the white pieces
jwise07 (7:53:33 PM): man i felt so gay
jwise07 (7:53:44 PM): i was doing something GOOD for a JAP
jwise07 (7:53:50 PM): can you fuckin believe that
"Remember... take the pill." Mr. Mason, to a bunch of girls
Frost: Do I LOOK like Ms. Orlin?
Jack: Kinda...
Erika: Thanks for making me look stupid.
Jack: Good. You SHOULD feel stupid.
"Is a baptism the same as a bath?" –Trevor
"I hate migraine headaches. I used to go to the hospital, but now... I take drugs." Ms. Connolly
Mr. Connors: So, what's your next class?
People in hall: Connolly, Religion. *points to room*
Mr. Connors: Connolly? That's a waste of your time.
"She's not scary, just really fat." Trevor, on Ms. Orlin
krn144 (7:17:00 PM): slops to you for not knowing what props OR slops mean
justplainoldpat (7:17:31 PM): is anyone else confused?
"Does 'heterosexual' mean that you have sex with animals?" -Marcus
"Well, people don't usually act on their sexual urges whenever they want to." -Ms. Connolly
"Johnathan does. *points* " -Joe
"The Catholic Church is so retarded. It doesn't make any sense." Kelly, in religion class
"Sex is not a recreational activity." Ms. Connolly
"Johnathan..." –Joe
justplainoldpat (7:25:54 PM): most of the st matts girls arent half bad
justplainoldpat (7:26:15 PM): id give my left arm if i could just
justplainoldpat (7:26:19 PM): ah nm
"Let's say I changed from a teacher to a streetwalker on Aurora. Wouldn't I have to change my dress, my hours, my friends?" -Ms. Connolly
"She's always telling us to settle down! Why do f**king LA teachers always want us to settle down??" -Keith S.
"Could you please tell me what I made you say when you were working this summer?" -Mark S.
"I wish I was a princess, so that Andrew DeDonker could look at me." -Jack
"The GPA range for the Knowledge Bowl Team is 3.3 - 4.0." -Ms. Schau
"So, you gotta have dumb people on your team?" -Jonny Miller
"We're having a Chubbums fight. Do you have any guns?" –Paul
"I can bring a box cutter..." –Saguin
krn144 (9:10:06 PM): convo has been saved
tido5000 (9:10:12 PM): ok thats it bastard
krn144 (9:10:17 PM): uh oh
tido5000 (9:10:22 PM): ahahah
tido5000 (9:10:25 PM): if i were u
tido5000 (9:10:31 PM): i wouldnt come to school on monday.
marcus1441 (8:33:34 PM): i got a quote that jack always says
marcus1441 (8:34:08 PM): "mark why do you always mock me like that, your only trying to hurt my feelings"
marcus1441 (8:34:24 PM): then i say "jack your a loser"
Badass Poet29 16 (8:40:13 PM): braces mess up faces of all different races...NO BRACES=COOL!!!
Badass Poet29 16 (8:40:18 PM): hahaha
Badass Poet29 16 (8:40:23 PM): there's a quote for you
tido5000 (9:11:44 PM): i need a fridge
krn144 (9:11:57 PM): you can buy a mini fridge and microwave at lowe's or something
tido5000 (9:12:18 PM): man im gonna do that
krn144 (9:12:36 PM): yeah it doesn't cost much
krn144 (9:12:44 PM): maybe 50 bucks or something
tido5000 (9:12:54 PM): damn
tido5000 (9:12:57 PM): i dont have that lol
tido5000 (9:13:19 PM): spent all my damn money on a dc
krn144 (9:13:35 PM): well, a dc is better than a microwave
tido5000 (9:13:45 PM): haha
tido5000 (9:13:49 PM): but think of the long run
tido5000 (9:14:00 PM): when your 60, will you want a burrito or street fighter?
tido5000 (9:14:02 PM): think about it
"So who are you going to tolo with?" Erika
"Uh, I dunno.... Ms. Connolly." Jack
"Our poster looks... empty." Andres
"That's because we're not girls." -Keith S.
"'Hyperbola' and 'asymptote' are hard words to spell." -Mr. Frost
"Yeah....... only if you have mental disabilities." –Jack
krn144 (8:37:53 PM): H TO THE IZZO, V TO THE IZZAY
tido5000 (8:38:07 PM): YOU ARE BANNED
tido5000 (8:38:40 PM): From all rap.
tido5000 (8:46:17 PM): i told u man dont put that quote in
krn144 (8:46:24 PM): YOU CAN'T STOP ME
tido5000 (8:46:25 PM): people are going to get pissed at me
tido5000 (8:46:31 PM): i can punch you in the face on monday...
krn144 (8:56:45 PM): yeah whatever
tido5000 (8:57:06 PM): what!
tido5000 (8:57:08 PM): fuck u
tido5000 (8:57:21 PM): ahah jk man
krn144 (8:57:29 PM): yeah i knew that
tido5000 (8:57:44 PM): ok, fucker
krn144 (9:28:03 PM): H TO THA IZZO, V TO THE IZZAY
sugababie363 (9:28:30 PM): has he ever thought about using actual words in his songs
kman says: i own you at smash bros
masashi says: fool i will dominate your ass all over
kman says: with what?
masashi says: a dildo
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