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Page last updated: April 19, 2004 @ 2:01 PM.
I'll try and think have a more intriguing opener at some point in time.

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Below is my pre-scanner pic. Say hello to J221E. I leave it for nostalgic reasons (besides the fact that I have nothing to replace it with). Stuff of the day/week/month/year Back by popular demand: Leiderhosen: Lei - the last name of some bitch (spelled differently of course), der - the mating call of an Eastern European porcupine, ho - a female of dubious sexual character, sen - the other way to spell zen. Therefore, leiderhosen is the appropriate name for lei's who hump porcupines in front of zen buddhists. I found my wonderful definition on the icq history of one of my friends. This has definitely made my day!