

Trophy Room
This is a new idea that I had one day. I figure that we ought to start handing out trophies for the top performers every week, and for the entire season, as a whole. I will even possibly extend this retroactively to last season. The first decision to make is, what sort of awards will be offered? I see it like this - we want a number of awards that will allow everyone to collect a couple over the course of the season, but few enough that it is at least a little bit coveted. To that end, here are my trophies:
Barn Burner Award - award going to the starting player or defense who scores the most points in a week.
Heldt Trophy - award going to the starting player or defense who scores the least points in a week.
The Cup - I hesitated in naming this award, since it is important enough that we ought to sort of collaborate on it. This is the award going to the coach who scores the most points in a season, our version of the Stanley Cup.
MVP Award - Award going to the starting player or defense who scores the most points in a season. Just like The Cup, I hesitated in giving this award a proper name, because we ought to think of a really nice one.
Goat Award - Most points scored by a benched player.
Sofars - Awards going to the starting player or team that has scored the most points at that position halfway through the season.
Weekly Awards
Week 15:
Barn Burner - Marshall Faulk (556 points) (Mike Epsky)
Heldt Trophy - St. Louis Rams Defense (-22 points) (Rich Crandall)
Goat Award - Baltimore Ravens Defense (479 points) (Aaron Voyles)
Week 14:
Barn Burner - Kurt Warner (518 points) (Rich Crandall)
Heldt Trophy - Bubba Franks (-10 points) (Mark Mueller)
Goat Award - Anthony Thomas (352 points) (Rich Crandall)
Week 13:
Barn Burner - Priest Holmes (608 points) (John Borchert)
Heldt Trophy - Demond Clarke (0 points) (Damin Wellenstein) AND Matt Stover (0 points) (John Borchert)
Goat Award - Miami Dolphins Defense (361 points) (Damin Wellenstein)
Week 12:
Barn Burner - Brett Favre (562 points) (Mark Mueller)
Heldt Trophy - Cleveland Browns Defense (-58 points) (Damin Wellenstein)
Goat Award - Aaron Brooks (433 points) (Aaron Voyles)
Week 11:
Barn Burner - Rich Gannon (389 points) (John Borchert)
Heldt Trophy - Chad Lewis (0 points) (John Borchert) AND Anthony Thomas (0 points) (Rich Crandall)
Goat Award - Cleveland Browns Defense (749 points) (Damin Wellenstein)
Week 10:
Barn Burner - Randy Moss (536 points) (Rich Crandall)
Heldt Trophy - Olindo Mare (-20 points) (Rich Crandall)
Goat Award - New York Jets Defense (671 points) (Aaron Voyles)
Week 9:
Barn Burner Award - Marvin Harrison (510 points) (John Borchert)
Heldt Trophy - Oakland Raiders Defense (-187 points) (Damin Wellenstein)
Goat Award - Aaron Brooks (471 points) (Aaron Voyles)
Week 8:
Barn Burner Award - Ahman Green (436 points) (Damin Wellenstein)
Heldt Trophy - Ryan Longwell (10 points) (Damin Wellenstein) AND John Carney (10 points) (Mark Mueller)
Goat Award - New York Jets Defense (419 points) (Aaron Voyles)
Week 7:
Barn Burner Award - Corey Dillon (524 points) (Rich Crandall)
Heldt Trophy - Tennessee Titans Defense (-75 points) (John Borchert)
Goat Award - Pittsburgh Steelers Defense (421 points) (Aaron Voyles)
Week 6:
Barn Burner Award - Trung Candidate (532 points) (Mike Epsky)
Heldt Trophy - Ryan Longwell (-10 points) (Mark Mueller)
Goat Award - St. Louis Rams Defense (358 points) (Rich Crandall)
Week 5:
Barn Burner Award - Jeff Garcia (646 points) (Aaron Voyles)
Heldt Trophy - Stephen Alexander (0 points) (John Borchert)
Goat Award - Priest Holmes (372 points) (John Borchert)
Week 4:
Barn Burner Award - Miami Dolphins Defense (511 points) (Damin Wellenstein)
Heldt Trophy - Tennessee Titans Defense (-65 points) (John Borchert)
Goat Award - Denver Broncos Defense (348 points) (John Borchert)
Week 3:
Barn Burner Award - Kurt Warner (540 points) (Rich Crandall)
Heldt Trophy - Cameron Cleeland (4 points) (Rich Crandall)
Goat Award - Pittsburgh Steelers Defense (408 points) (Aaron Voyles)
Week 2:
Barn Burner Award - Peyton Manning (647 points) (Damin Wellenstein)
Heldt Trophy - Wesley Walls, Carolina Panthers (0 points) (Rich Crandall)
Goat Award - Philadelphia Eagles Defense (418 points) (Mark Mueller)
Week 1:
Barn Burner Award - Tampa Bay Bucs Defense (443 points) (Mike Epsky)
Heldt Trophy - New York Giants Defense (-148 points) (Mark Mueller)
Goat Award - Brian Griese, Denver Broncos (500 points) (Mark Mueller)
The Sofars
Quarterback:
1. Kurt Warner (Rich Crandall) (2278 points)
2. Peyton Manning (Damin Wellenstein) (2227 points)
3. Daunte Culpepper (John Borchert) (1993 points)
4. Jeff Garcia (Aaron Voyles) (1782 points)
5. Donovan McNabb (Mike Epsky) (1633 points)
Running Back:
1. Ahman Green (Damin Wellenstein) (1856 points)
2. Edgerrin James (Aaron Voyles) (1560 points)
3. Corey Dillon (Rich Crandall) (1442 points)
4. Marshall Faulk (Mike Epsky) (1426 points)
5. Ricky Williams (Aaron Voyles) (1408 points)
Wide Receiver:
1. Rod Smith (Aaron Voyles) (2112 points)
2. Terrell Owens (Damin Wellenstein) (1730 points)
3. Marvin Harrison (John Borchert) (1488 points)
4. Jimmy Smith (Damin Wellenstein) (1398 points)
5. David Boston (Mark Mueller) (1362 points)
Tight End:
1. Tony Gonzalez (Aaron Voyles) (1184 points)
2. Shannon Sharpe (Damin Wellenstein) (742 points)
3. Wesley Walls (Rich Crandall) (678 points)
4. Chad Lewis (John Borchert) (550 points)
5. Freddie Jones (Mark Mueller) (314 points)
Kicker:
1. Mike Vanderjagt (Aaron Voyles) (570 points)
2. Martin Gramatica (Mike Epsky) (490 points)
3. Matt Stover (John Borchert) (450 points)
3. Jeff Wilkins (Rich Crandall) (450 points)
5. Joe Nedney (Free Agent) (380 points)
Defense:
1. Baltimore Ravens (Aaron Voyles) (1686 points)
2. Miami Dolphins Defense (Damin Wellenstein) (1584 points)
3. Tampa Bay Bucs Defense (Mike Epsky) (1278 points)
4. New Orleans Saints (Rich Crandall) (1224 points)
5. Philadelphia Eagles Defense (Mark Mueller) (776 points