Mike Epsky - Sinfully Sweet
News:
10/21/2001 - After some surprising moves earlier in the week, questions have arrising, regarding Epsky's coaching ability. In a Denny Green-esque eyebrow raising series of transactions, many have pondered the future of Sinfully Sweet. This week all fears will be put to rest. CC gets the thumbs up, and fortunately, SS's rocketing to the bottom of the barrel has allowed for a pickup of Trung...our "Candidate" for the Barn Burner award. James "the workhorse from Detroit" Stewart will be putting up his consistent yardage again. No fumbles all year...hell yeah. That's the 86 pick overall baby! Also look for Colts TE MArcus Pollard, a new addition to the team as well. In other news Keyshawn "bitchspank" Johnson contracts Anthrax.
Lineup for Week 15:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 15 Points |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 12 |
| Marty Booker | WR | Chicago Bears | 134 |
| Marcus Pollard | TE | Indianapolis Colts | 154 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 556 |
| Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles | 228 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 242 |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 170 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 244 |
| Grand Total: | 22264 | Week Totals: | 1740 |
Roster:
| Player | Position | Team |
| Jim Miller | QB | Chicago Bears |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles |
| Elvis Grbac | QB | Baltimore Ravens |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St. Louis Rams |
| Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles |
| Trung Candidate | RB | St. Louis Rams |
| Michael Bennett | RB | Minnesota Vikings |
| James Stewart | RB | Detroit Lions |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams |
| Marty Booker | WR | Chicago Bears |
| Cris Carter | WR | Minnesota Vikings |
| Amani Toomer | WR | New York Giants |
| Marcus Pollard | TE | Indianapolis Colts |
| Frank Wycheck | TE | Tennessee Titans |
| Oakland Raiders Defense | D | Oakland Raiders |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs |
| Jason Elam | K | Denver Broncos |
Draft Picks:
| Pick | Player | Position | Team |
| 2 | Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams |
| 13 | Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles |
| 16 | Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles |
| 27 | Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams |
| 30 | Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs |
| 41 | Cris Carter | WR | Minnesota Vikings |
| 44 | Michael Bennett | RB | Minnesota Vikings |
| 55 | Elvis Grbac | QB | Baltimore Ravens |
| 58 | Keyshawn Johnson | WR | Tampa Bay Bucs |
| 69 | Amani Toomer | WR | New York Giants |
| 72 | Frank Wycheck | TE | TennesseeTitans |
| 83 | Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs |
| 86 | Brandon Stokely | WR | Baltimore Ravens |
| 97 | James Stewart | RB | Detroit Lions |
| 100 | Oakland Raiders Defense | D | Oakland Raiders |
| 111 | Desmond Clark | TE | Denver Broncos |
| 114 | Jason Elam | K | Denver Broncos |
| 125 | Olandis Gary | RB | Denver Broncos |
Previous News
10/14/2001 - Insider sources report mixed feelings going into week five for Sinfully So-So. With difficulties at several key position head coach/owner Epsky is being pressured by fans to shake things up a bit. Look for moves later ito next week. But for this weekend look for your standard fare. Living on a poor at best second string running-back, promoted from 4th string, Epsky will be watching his performance silently, but live at our Minnesota Metrodome. Hopefully he can score enough points to boost SS into first without blasting those Vikes in the process. Good luck and God speed.
9/30/2001 - This outa be a good week. Sinfully Sweet insiders sense sucess for the Tampa Bay Bucs. Contrary to popular belief coach Mike Epsky does still have faith in his hometown Minnesota Vikings, but doesn't think thier dramatic turnaround will come till after a thorough thumping by our Division mates from Florida. Duce while riding high on Eagles coatails, seems to suffer this week. Will get the bench for his frailty. Signing off for Sinfully Sweet and our sponsor "Daddy's Salty Balls" ....Good fight..good night.
Previous Points
Lineup for Week 14:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 14 Points |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 342 |
| Marty Booker | WR | Chicago Bears | 92 |
| Marcus Pollard | TE | Indianapolis Colts | 252 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 210 |
| Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles | 172 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 200 |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 30 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 66 |
| Grand Total: | 20524 | Week Totals: | 1364 |
Lineup for Week 13:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 13 Points |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 96 |
| Marty Booker | WR | Chicago Bears | 24 |
| Marcus Pollard | TE | Indianapolis Colts | 48 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 276 |
| Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles | 238 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 296 |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 10 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 197 |
| Grand Total: | 19160 | Week Totals: | 1185 |
Lineup for Week 12:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 12 Points |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 88 |
| Marty Booker | WR | Chicago Bears | 130 |
| Marcus Pollard | TE | Indianapolis Colts | 212 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 540 |
| Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles | 294 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 372 |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 110 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 354 |
| Grand Total: | 17975 | Week Totals: | 2100 |
Lineup for Week 11:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 11 Points |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 142 |
| Cris Carter | WR | Minnesota Vikings | 80 |
| Marcus Pollard | TE | Indianapolis Colts | 42 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 124 |
| Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles | 136 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 140 |
| Jason Elam | K | Denver Broncos | 180 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 285 |
| Grand Total: | 15875 | Week Totals: | 1129 |
Lineup for Week 10:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 10 Points |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 246 |
| Cris Carter | WR | Minnesota Vikings | 72 |
| Marcus Pollard | TE | Indianapolis Colts | 306 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 312 |
| Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles | 206 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 152 |
| Jason Elam | K | Denver Broncos | 50 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 216 |
| Grand Total: | 15875 | Week Totals: | 1560 |
Lineup for Week 9:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 9 Points |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 134 |
| Marty Booker | WR | Chicago Bears | 136 |
| Marcus Pollard | TE | Indianapolis Colts | 52 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 476 |
| Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles | 476 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 501 |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 100 |
| New York Giants Defense | D | New York Giants | 373 |
| Grand Total: | 13186 | Week Totals: | 2248 |
Lineup for Week 8:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 8 Points |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 110 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 299 |
| Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles | 74 |
| Mike Alstott | RB | Tampa Bay Bucs | 122 |
| Amani Toomer | WR | New York Giants | 132 |
| Marcus Pollard | TE | Indianapolis Colts | 132 |
| Marty Booker | WR | Chicago Bears | 216 |
| New York Giants Defense | D | New York Giants | 321 |
| Grand Total: | 10938 | Week Totals: | 1406 |
Lineup for Week 7:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 7 Points |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 268 |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 150 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 111 |
| James Stewart | RB | Detroit Lions | 0 |
| Frank Wycheck | TE | Tennessee Titans | 136 |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 404 |
| Marty Booker | WR | Chicago Bears | 116 |
| Trung Candidate | RB | St. Louis Rams | 268 |
| Grand Total: | 9532 | Week Totals: | 1453 |
Lineup for Week 6:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 6 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 186 |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 50 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 159 |
| James Stewart | RB | Detroit Lions | 34 |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 74 |
| Cris Carter | WR | Minnesota Vikings | 174 |
| Marcus Pollard | TE | Indianapolis Colts | 116 |
| Trung Candidate | RB | St. Louis Rams | 532 |
| Grand Total: | 8083 | Week Totals: | 1325 |
Lineup for Week 5:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 5 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 25 |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 40 |
| Elvis Grbac | QB | Baltimore Ravens | 78 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 100 |
| James Stewart | RB | Detroit Lions | 282 |
| Desmond Clark | TE | Denver Broncos | 30 |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 90 |
| Amani Toomer | WR | New York Giants | 116 |
| Grand Total: | 6754 | Week Totals: | 761 |
Lineup for Week 4:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 4 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 308 |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 20 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 357 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 316 |
| James Stewart | RB | Detroit Lions | 214 |
| Desmond Clark | TE | Denver Broncos | 0 |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 138 |
| Amani Toomer | WR | New York Giants | 196 |
| Grand Total: | 5993 | Week Totals: | 1549 |
Lineup for Week 3:
| Player | Position | Team | Week 3 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs | 48 |
| Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs | 120 |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 324 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 450 |
| Michael Bennett | RB | Minnesota Vikings | 116 |
| Desmond Clark | TE | Denver Broncos | 124 |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 66 |
| Keyshawn Johnson | WR | Tampa Bay Bucs | 178 |
| Grand Total: | 4444 | Week Totals: | 1426 |
Lineup for Week 2:
| Name | Position | Team | Points |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams | 316 |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 332 |
| Elvis Grbac | QB | Baltimore Ravens | 169 |
| Amani Toomer | WR | New York Giants | 92 |
| Frank Wycheck | TE | Tennessee Titans | 32 |
| James Stewart | RB | Detroit Lions | 132 |
| Oakland Raiders Defense | D | Oakland Raiders | 151 |
| Jason Elam | K | Denver Broncos | 170 |
| Week Totals: | 1394 |
Lineup for Week 1:
| Name | Position | Team | Points |
| Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles | 244 |
| Marshall Faulk | RB | St. Louis Rams | 383 |
| Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles | 140 |
| Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams | 170 |
| Cris Carter | WR | Minnesota Vikings | 443 |
| Frank Wycheck | TE | Tennessee Titans | 138 |
| Jason Elam | K | Denver Broncos | 26 |
| Tampa Bay Bucs Defense |
D |
Tampa Bay Bucs | 80 |
| Week Totals: | 1624 |