Draft Day 2001
Well, the draft with off without a hitch. Just kidding. Mark Mueller finally came to his senses and rejoined the league just in time for the draft, and then Luke Heldt decided not to show up. We were all there, so I won't belabor things by going into things in detail. I've done enough of that already. So, here are the pictures from the draft, taken primarily by one Amy Melquist. And below, the actual draft ordering as it went down.
Here we have all of the boys assembled and ready to draft.
Here we have the attractive draft board girl.
And here is everyone coming out of the bathroom at one point or another over the course of the evening, cleverly captured by the draft board girl. I almost made it out of there without being pictured, I even slipped into the shitter once or twice without being detected. At least when I was captured on film, the photo was blurry. MJ was lucky - two pictures were captured of him emerging from the pooper.
Draft Order
| Pick | Team | Player | Position | Team |
| 1 | Mike Epsky | Marshall Faulk | RB | St.Louis Rams |
| 2 | John Borchert | Daunte Culpepper | QB | Minnesota Vikings |
| 3 | Aaron Voyles | Edgerrin James | RB | Indianapolis Colts |
| 4 | Damin Wellenstein | Peyton Manning | QB | Indianapolis Colts |
| 5 | Mark Mueller | Eddie George | RB | TennesseeTitans |
| 6 | Rich Crandall | Kurt Warner | QB | St. Louis Rams |
| 7 | Rich Crandall | Randy Moss | WR | Minnesota Vikings |
| 8 | Damin Wellenstein | Terrell Owens | WR | San Francisco 49ers |
| 9 | Aaron Voyles | Baltimore Ravens Defense | D | Baltimore Ravens |
| 10 | John Borchert | Stephen Davis | RB | Washington Redskins |
| 11 | Mike Epsky | Donovan McNabb | QB | Philadelphia Eagles |
| 12 | Mark Mueller | Curtis Martin | RB | New York Jets |
| 13 | Mark Mueller | Tony Gonzalez | TE | Kansas City Chiefs |
| 14 | Mike Epsky | Duce Staley | RB | Philadelphia Eagles |
| 15 | John Borchert | Marvin Harrison | WR | Indianapolis Colts |
| 16 | Damin Wellenstein | Fred Taylor | RB | Jacksonville Jaguars |
| 17 | Mark Mueller | Brian Griese | QB | Denver Broncos |
| 18 | Rich Crandall | Corey Dillon | RB | Cincinatti Bengals |
| 19 | Rich Crandall | Jamal Anderson | RB | Atlanta Falcons |
| 20 | Damin Wellenstein | Miami Dolphins Defense | D | Miami Dolphins |
| 21 | Damin Wellenstein | Shannon Sharpe | TE | Baltimore Ravens |
| 22 | Aaron Voyles | Rod Smith | WR | Denver Broncos |
| 23 | John Borchert | TennesseeTitans Defense | D | TennesseeTitans |
| 24 | Mike Epsky | Isaac Bruce | WR | St. Louis Rams |
| 25 | Mark Mueller | Torry Holt | WR | St. Louis Rams |
| 26 | Mark Mueller | Ed McCaffrey | WR | Denver Broncos |
| 27 | Mike Epsky | Tampa Bay Bucs Defense | D | Tampa Bay Bucs |
| 28 | John Borchert | Denver Broncos Defense | D | Denver Broncos |
| 29 | Aaron Voyles | Jeff Garcia | QB | San Francisco 49ers |
| 30 | Mark Mueller | Philadelphia Eagles Defense | D | Philadelphia Eagles |
| 31 | Rich Crandall | New Orleans Saints Defense | D | New Orleans Saints |
| 32 | Rich Crandall | Derrick Alexander | WR | Kansas City Chiefs |
| 33 | Aaron Voyles | Ricky Williams | RB | New Orleans Saints |
| 34 | Aaron Voyles | Freddie Jones | TE | San Diego Chargers |
| 35 | Aaron Voyles | Eric Moulds | WR | Buffalo Bills |
| 36 | John Borchert | Rich Gannon | QB | Oakland Raiders |
| 37 | Mike Epsky | Cris Carter | WR | Minnesota Vikings |
| 38 | Mark Mueller | Aaron Brooks | QB | New Orleans Saints |
| 39 | Mike Epsky | Michael Bennett | RB | Minnesota Vikings |
| 40 | John Borchert | Joe Horn | WR | New Orleans Saints |
| 41 | Aaron Voyles | Tim Brown | WR | Oakland Raiders |
| 42 | Damin Wellenstein | Jimmy Smith | WR | Jacksonville Jaguars |
| 43 | Rich Crandall | Ricky Watters | RB | Seattle Seahawks |
| 44 | Rich Crandall | Trent Green | QB | Kansas City Chiefs |
| 45 | Damin Wellenstein | Ahman Green | RB | Green Bay Packers |
| 46 | Aaron Voyles | Brett Favre | QB | Green Bay Packers |
| 47 | John Borchert | Lamar Smith | RB | Miami Dolphins |
| 48 | Mike Epsky | Elvis Grbac | QB | Baltimore Ravens |
| 49 | Mark Mueller | LaDainian Thomlinson | RB | San Diego Chargers |
| 50 | Mark Mueller | David Boston | WR | Arizona Cardinals |
| 51 | Mike Epsky | Keyshawn Johnson | WR | Tampa Bay Bucs |
| 52 | John Borchert | Terrell Davis | RB | Denver Broncos |
| 53 | Aaron Voyles | Warrick Dunn | RB | Tampa Bay Bucs |
| 54 | Damin Wellenstein | Tiki Barber | RB | New York Giants |
| 55 | Rich Crandall | Michael Westbrook | WR | Washington Redskins |
| 56 | Rich Crandall | Antonio Freeman | WR | Green Bay Packers |
| 57 | Rich Crandall | Wesley Walls | TE | Carolina Panthers |
| 58 | Damin Wellenstein | Steve McNair | QB | TennesseeTitans |
| 59 | Aaron Voyles | Emmitt Smith | RB | Dallas Cowboys |
| 60 | John Borchert | Mike Anderson | RB | Denver Broncos |
| 61 | Mike Epsky | Amani Toomer | WR | New York Giants |
| 62 | Mark Mueller | Jerome Bettis | RB | PittsburghSteelers |
| 63 | Mark Mueller | Darrell Jackson | WR | Seattle Seahawks |
| 64 | Mike Epsky | Frank Wycheck | TE | TennesseeTitans |
| 65 | John Borchert | Matt Stover | K | Baltimore Ravens |
| 66 | Aaron Voyles | Mike Vanderjagt | K | Indianapolis Colts |
| 67 | Damin Wellenstein | Ryan Longwell | K | Green Bay Packers |
| 68 | Rich Crandall | Jeff Wilkins | K | St. Louis Rams |
| 69 | Rich Crandall | Joey Galloway | WR | Dallas Cowboys |
| 70 | Rich Crandall | Tim Biakabatuka | RB | Carolina Panthers |
| 71 | Damin Wellenstein | Germain Crowell | WR | Detroit Lions |
| 72 | Damin Wellenstein | Charlie Garner | RB | Oakland Raiders |
| 73 | Aaron Voyles | Terry Allen | RB | Baltimore Ravens |
| 74 | John Borchert | Mushin Muhammad | WR | Carolina Panthers |
| 75 | Mike Epsky | Martin Gramatica | K | Tampa Bay Bucs |
| 76 | Mark Mueller | New York Giants Defense | D | New York Giants |
| 77 | Mark Mueller | Joe Nedney | K | TennesseeTitans |
| 78 | Mike Epsky | Brandon Stokely | WR | Baltimore Ravens |
| 79 | John Borchert | Keenan McCardell | WR | Jacksonville Jaguars |
| 80 | Aaron Voyles | Marcus Robinson | WR | Chicago Bears |
| 81 | Damin Wellenstein | Travis Taylor | WR | Baltimore Ravens |
| 82 | Rich Crandall | Cameron Cleeland | TE | New Orleans Saints |
| 83 | Rich Crandall | St. Louis Rams Defense | D | St. Louis Rams |
| 84 | Damin Wellenstein | Troy Brown | WR | New England Patriots |
| 85 | John Borchert | Chad Lewis | TE | Philadelphia Eagles |
| 86 | Mike Epsky | James Stewart | RB | Detroit Lions |
| 87 | Mark Mueller | James Allen | RB | Chicago Bears |
| 88 | Mark Mueller | Peter Warrick | WR | Cincinatti Bengals |
| 89 | Mike Epsky | Oakland Raiders Defense | D | Oakland Raiders |
| 90 | John Borchert | Garrison Hearst | RB | San Francisco 49ers |
| 91 | Aaron Voyles | Jay Riemersma | TE | Buffalo Bills |
| 92 | Damin Wellenstein | Michael Pittman | RB | Arizona Cardinals |
| 93 | Mark Mueller | Bubba Franks | TE | Green Bay Packers |
| 94 | Rich Crandall | Olindo Mare | K | Miami Dolphins |
| 95 | Rich Crandall | Matt Hasselbeck | QB | Seattle Seahawks |
| 96 | Damin Wellenstein | Washingson Redskins Defense | D | Washington Redskins |
| 97 | Aaron Voyles | Pittsburgh Steelers Defense | D | PittsburghSteelers |
| 98 | John Borchert | Kyle Brady | TE | Jacksonville Jaguars |
| 99 | Mike Epsky | Desmond Clark | TE | Denver Broncos |
| 100 | Mark Mueller | Sebastian Janickowski | K | Oakland Raiders |
| 102 | Mike Epsky | Jason Elam | K | Denver Broncos |
| 103 | John Borchert | Mike Hollis | K | Jacksonville Jaguars |
| 104 | Aaron Voyles | David Akers | K | Buffalo Bills |
| 105 | Damin Wellenstein | Byron Chamberlain | TE | Minnesota Vikings |
| 109 | Aaron Voyles | New York Jets Defense | D | New York Jets |
| 110 | John Borchert | Mark Brunell | QB | Jacksonville Jaguars |
| 111 | Mike Epsky | Olandis Gary | RB | Denver Broncos |
9/4/2001 - Luke's picks disappear for being such a crappy guy.
9/2/2001 - Mark gets all of his picks back for being such a nice guy.
8/31/2001 - Mark gets nothing for all of his picks.
8/25/2001 - Luke gets 33 and 38 from Damin for 23 and 79.
8/25/2001 - Luke gets 1 and 43 from Mark for 6, 20, 34 and 104.
8/25/2001 - Luke gets 63 and 64 from Rich for 48 and 76.
8/25/2001 - Luke gets 50 and 119 from Rich for 63, 64 and 65.