| Rank | Heroes | Villains | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Steadman | Starting to justify the hype with a hat trick.Also for giving it to Ginger on the forum | Anyone connected to St Andrews | Your all mouth no action lads.Just a bunch of little boy`s |
| 2 | Smut | For getting the all clear at the clinic(Let that be a lesson to you) | Badger | For taking off Steadman for Del |
| 3 | Church and Gav | For turning 25 before me. Happy Birthday lads | The Youth Team | For singing Mcfly on the karaoke(Seriously not cool lads)and also for singing that I got roasted by a midget(Not true) |
| 4 | Kerry Abbott | For taking getting hit with the ball in her face rather well | Wack | Shit Sunday,Shit Tuesday,and Shit Thursday |
| 5 | Pussy cat dolls | Saw their video for the first time this week.Well worth the wait | Terry Bourne | For chatting absolute shit on the forum.Do some work you lazy Prick |
| 6 | Joe Youth Teams mate | For failing to put him on the supporters club for 2 weeks on the trot. Sorry we value your support really | Claire R | Apparently she fancies Gingers.If true ill pass your number on to her Tel |
| 7 | Terry Bourne | For hiding behind a car and flashing Church and Candice | Bill Jones | Look at the reason why for yourself.No wonder Surface To Air haven`t been signed yet,Its hardly Rock n Roll is it |
| 8 | The Bell | Good variety of free food this week.Im impressed | Green Street | What a croc of shit.The worst fake cockney accent ever and Millwall doing us in our own pub.Idon`t think so |
| 9 | The Youth Club | Stayed down the pub till the end Sunday even if they did chat bollocks and sing a load of shit | Waterman | Went off injured again(Faggot) |
| 10 | Midget and Goggle man | Most fun ive had at a game in ages.(Definatley didn`t get roasted by him,it`s all lies) | Repka | If Sunderlands second choice left winger can give him the runaround,What chance against Robben |