| Rank |
Heroes |
Villains |
| 1 |
Marlon Harewood |
4 goals in 2 games (I always had faith Marlon) |
Ian Bell |
Consecutive Ducks (what a cunt) |
| 2 |
Kevin Pieterson |
For his 158 against Australia, winning us the Ashes and getting so pissed afterwards he couldn`t remember meeting the prime minister |
Badger |
Rubbish formation,Rubbish tactics,Rubbish subs .Also for allowing Ginge to be Linesman |
| 3 |
Freddie Flintoff |
For his drunken behaviour at the Ashes Celerbration party |
News of the World |
For not knowing what the rest of the World knew that Kate Moss was bang on Charlie |
| 4 |
Kerry Abbott |
For taking home Bill Jones before he had no friends left (still not sure if he has) |
Bill Jones |
For being a drunken Twat down the Albion claiming he was the best player on the pitch when he clearly wasn`t |
| 5 |
JimbaJimba |
For partially redeming his pathetic Sunday efforts with a entertaining if not entirley convinincing goalkeeping display over Goals |
Myself |
For being Crud for two games on the trot.Note to self must do better |
| 6 |
Barry |
2 in 2 this season |
Wayne Rooney |
For being a Fat Scouse cunt and getting sent off costing me valueble dream team points |
| 7 |
Graeme,Smut and possibly Ladham (we need better evidence buddy) |
For being the only members of the Massive to get any Lady action on Holiday |
The rest of the Holiday Massive |
No action after 7 days abroad lads. for shame, even if a few of you`s did have the excuse of having a bird it`s still not good enough |
| 8 |
Real ale Madrid |
For offically being the no1 Galacticos over Goals Dagenham |
Wack Elsey |
Anyone who has seen his performances this season will know why |
| 9 |
Alan Pardew |
For bringing the phrase Youthall Exuburence to my attention.Nice one Alan |
Ginge the Pants lines man |
For giving a goal that even if it did go over the line your our linesman you dont give it anyway |
| 10 |
Duck |
For Inventing a Brillant drinking game that went some way to explaining my woeful perormance sunday |
John |
For letting in said Goal.It shouldn`t have come down to Ginges Incompetence you should`ve dealt with it anyway |
