| Rank |
Heroes |
Villains |
| 1 |
Graeme |
For his rock and roll behavior at Jonnys party |
Sven Borin Eriksson |
No explanation necessary (Du er så jaevlig kjedelig) |
| 2 |
Vic |
For punching an unwanted intruder in the face at reading |
Jimba Jimba |
For being a TWAT and blowing The Massive out in the early hours of Sunday morning (And just for being a BENDER in Genral) |
| 3 |
Duck |
For giving Me and Bill money |
Duck |
For making us work for it |
| 4 |
Aidan |
For his drunken waffling at Abbotts bbq (high 5 to Aidan) |
Ian Bell |
For being WACK |
| 5 |
Freddie Flintoff |
For nearly making Cricket Cool |
Paul Collingwood |
For not backing up his controversial inclusion in the 5 test |
| 6 |
Steve Mclaren |
For showing Sven how a 451 formation works(Still not England Manager material though) |
The Drunken bird who had ago at me Saturday Night |
For being a Fat Drunken Idiot |
| 7 |
Charlton |
For being Wack and Winning their first 4 games(Are you watching Sven Borin Eriksson) |
Holliday Massive |
For going on holiday without me (FASCISTS) |
| 8 |
Barry |
For scoring the Goal that earned us a draw and saving the blushes of the elder should know better drunken idiots of The Massive (high5 to Barry) |
Graeme |
For his stupid behaviour at Jonnys party |
| 9 |
Warby |
For blaming Willy for canceling a gig cos he was going Reading |
Warby |
For going Reading and hanging out with Willy anyway (Warby you Sellout) |
| 10 |
Abbott,Little Abbott,Jo and Dave Jones |
For being the only losers with nothing else to do on a Sunday who botherd to come and watch us (First game of the season people where were u) |
John |
For letting in a shot that even as drunk as i was could have saved with my eyes closed |
