| Rank |
Heroes |
Villains |
| 1 |
Terry Ribbons |
For buying me beer all friday night |
David Beckham |
For being his usual knobend self.I hope you are banned from the first game of the World cup u over rated Prick |
| 2 |
Sugarbabes |
For keeping that Twat Robbie Williams off the top of the charts |
Sven |
Picking Crouch and for saying we played well.Time for some new glasses Sven |
| 3 |
Tom Cruise |
For convincing Katie Holmes to have sex before marriage.Lucky Bastard |
Steadman |
Rubbish display of drinking.Apparently his mum`s a milf though |
| 4 |
Anne(Lennards bar maid) |
For never charging me for a pint.Getting drunk has never been so cheap |
Wack |
Rumours are going round that he`s really a Woman.With tits that size who can blame them |
| 5 |
Jay T |
Got up to come over Sunday aftter previous days drinking session.Something Graeme Church and Abbott failed to do |
Anyone who`s ever said that Peter Crouch has got a good touch for a big man |
No he fucking hasn`t and you never heard anyone say last week that Midgets got a shit touch for a little man |
| 6 |
Gary Neville |
For threating to smack up the school kids who got his number and began abusing him |
Church and Graeme |
Both failed to go in the sticks after promising they would,Leaving us with Del |
| 7 |
The Sun |
For bringing back Striker.I would still like to know what the fucks happend in the last two years though |
Abbott |
Joined Church and Graeme on the missing list and lack of update on the abbatoir |
| 8 |
Mad Asian |
For thinking that Badger in the forum was actually him and not me |
Del |
Shocking display in the sticks.Come back John all is forgiven |
| 9 |
Del |
First 90 minutes of the season.Even if he was in goal and he was rubbish |
Waz |
For going off for a shit halfway through the second half |
| 10 |
Bill |
For putting up with Steadmans embarrasing beer throwing behaviour |
Members of the youth club who went butlins |
For letting Wack get back in the team(you Knobends) |
