| Rank |
Heroes |
Villains |
| 1 |
Kate Moss |
Coke head and into Drunken Lesbian Threesomes.My kind of Lady |
Glanville |
For whatching naked Models get undressed and only taking one photo and she was faceing the wrong way(Rubbish) |
| 2 |
Jean-Paul Kamudimba Kalala |
For having the coolest name in Football and scoring the winner against the Yids |
Jo |
For claiming that Asians are good at Football(I need more evidence Darling) |
| 3 |
Wack Elsey |
For Fucking off to Liverpool for the weekend and giving us a chance to put a decent player in his poisition.First win of the season Nuff said |
The Youth Team |
For only Winning 9-5 against a load of Crud over Goals that we beat 27-3 last time.(We wont ask you again lads) |
| 4 |
Kerry Abbott |
For getting a strike at Ten pin bowling with the Disaled ramp beating Bill in the Process |
The Ref of the West Ham Arsenal game |
Two BLATANT Penalties to West Ham denied,Are u blind you Cunt |
| 5 |
JimbaJimba |
For buying a new pair of boots and still not turning up for Football Sunday.(Money well spent Jim) |
Myself |
For making us turn up late and miss Football on Tuesday,Cos i didn`t bother checking the time of kick off |
| 6 |
Graeme |
For managing to blag Gemma again after his previous behaviour.(stuff of Legends Mate) |
Abbot |
For turning up late on Sunday and not even mentioning my 35 yarder in his Abbaitor.What a Wanker |
| 7 |
Smut |
For Shagging a fat bird on Holiday not just once but 4 times,and not even being Ashamed of it |
Gemma |
For selling out by getting on Graeme again and for putting make up on my face when i passed out round her house Sunday night |
| 8 |
Churchy |
Entertaing read to his first column.Keep up the good work |
Smut |
For watching her do it and not stopping her (With friends like that who needs enemies) |
| 9 |
Mrs Whippy |
For picking me and Dave up at half 5 in the Morning Friday and then driving me home.Mrs Whippy I owe you a drink |
JimbaJimba |
For being a idiot with Shit directions to the gig Thursday(Dont have to go anywhere near Bank my Arse) |
| 10 |
Surfice to air |
For giving me an excuse to get Wankerd on a Thursday night.Ican`t remember if u were any good or not lads but who cares |
Kerry and Jonny |
For getting on the train at Rainham even though we missed the train because we was WAITING for them |
