| SENOR JASON'S PAGE |
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| That's me, Jason........yea.........I am from Ireland.... And I'm the fucking king.......So check it out...... I like models......Observe: |
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| Adriana Lima, her tae tae's, and Me |
| Me touching Adriana Lima's Tae tae's -You may be asking yourself....."How did he get to meet Adriana Lima, and on top of that.....how did he get to touch her tae tae's??......I mean ....you have a picture and it looks real enough.....but i just cannot believe it....".....well .....I was just sitting at this park and she happened to be there in a swimsuit and all......then she threw a frisbee at me and it hit me in the wrist(i think it was on purpose....she had been giving me the eye all day) It really hurt and she felt sorry for me.....so she asked me what could she do for me....so i said "let me touch your tae tae's for a day".......and she was all like....."ok".....and thats the god's honest truth.. |
| And then this one time i saw Salma Hayek (that mexican ladyin Fools Rush In) in the grocery store eating some toquitos (a traditional mexican treat)........and she was all like......."toucha mis butto"....or something mexican like that......and i was all like....."si".......and i touched it repeatedly......then ate some toquitos......mmmmmm.....satisfaction....... |
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| (I think she just wanted me for my ultra cool gold studded belt) |
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| Me and my pet squirrel.....General Num Nums. |
| ThIS IS MY REALLY BAD ASS INTIMIDATING FACE......WHEN I MAKE THIS FACE....I KICK PEOPLE......IN THEIR VAGINA'S ......JUST CAUSE I THINK IT'S FUN. |
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