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I HATE BABIES |
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(except for breast feeding....cause that's cool) |
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Babies are the most evil thing in the universe......more evil than the most evilest people ever.....like skeletor...... you know....that dude from he-man.....yea....I know.....he's pretty evil........or that kid at Mcdonalds who shorted me on my chicken mcnuggets.....I only got 3......it's supposed to be 5 you sack face...... i hate that kid .....anyway.... .All they do is poop.... ...eat.....poop..... and then cry......and they can't even walk......they are completely useless (unless employed for evil) and i hate them ........Then they cry all the time....... the wee wee lickers......they suck..... |
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Skeletor, (from the badass 80's cartoon .....not from the new piece of boo boo on cartoon network) on the pooper.....He's so evil, even his toilet is made of bones..... |
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I'm going to kill the drive thru kid......o well....at least I'm beefy.....just look at my bicep.....it's almost as big as my pee pee..... |
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Just to prove to you how evil they are......look at this picture of a random stupid baby......now look at hitler......see what i mean? |
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People hate hitler too......because he killed like....a lot of people.....but i think babies are worse....... |
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I hate them so much...... |
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There is one good thing about babies.......and that's the breast feeding......it's really really cool.....cause you get to see boobies whenever they're hungry (SCORE!)......I even breast fed once......and it was awesome...... |
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Evil babies trying to steal my boobie meal opportunitites....... |
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I know what you're thinking...."But King Jason......weren't you a baby once too?".....and the answer to that is.....no......i was never a baby.....i have always been the King.....i popped out of my mom's no no spot just like i am now......a man..... |
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Then the worst thing is....most people think babies are "cute" and crap like that......if i ever hear someone say the word "cute" in my presence.....especially a dude......i would kick them straight in the nae naes..... but babies aren't "cute" and "cuddly"....they are like demons....sent....by uhhhh.....people from poland or something.......... to steal boobies..... that otherwise would be used by people like me......even Ziyad's mom kept her boobies away from me once when some baby was suckling away.....i was so pissed off.....but luckily i still have sex with her all the time anyway...... |
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In conclusion.........babies can lick my balls........ |
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