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I'M A FREAKING BAD ASS |
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Dude....seriously....I'm a freaking badass......I get in fights with people all the time.......even my family......Just for fun.....Need proof.....Here's a picture of me pushing some old lady on the street........that's pretty badass.......I know....... |
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Here's me eating some soup.....I just put this in here cause no one looks this tough when they eat soup......see my bulging finger muscles as I grip the feeble spoon..... |
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Yea....I'm so badass.....I got in a fight with this cat one time......and I beat his ass so bad......that he was my slave forever......and I made him wear this lime on his head for like....7 days.....Just for punishment..... |
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I eat Dachshund's for breakfast I'm so badass.......froot loops just won't do......or any breakfast cereal for that matter.......only live weiner dogs.....o yea.....and they have to be puppies...... |
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Pussy thought she could take me.......... |
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mmmmm......delicious....... |
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Yea.....even cops know me.....I can do whatever I want cause they know not to bother me.....I speed in my car......and jaywalk all the freaking time.......and do all kinds of bad drugs......like ........ uhhmmmm.......... crack cocaine....... |
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This cop pulled me over one time.....but I showed him who was boss....... |
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Like this one time....at this Christmas party.....I just saw this cop drinking punch....and i got so angry.....I picked up this candy cane and stabbed him in his eye.....stupid pig.....everyone thought it was so funny.....and just laughed at him when he tried to blink........ |
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