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I HATE THE BRITISH....SERIOUSLY |
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Why do I hate the British.....hmmmm....there are a number of reasons....1.They are like pussy versions of Americans....thinner, paler,and they all have annoying accents....2.They produced hugh grant....the douchiest actor in the history of cinema.....
Hugh Grant: hmmm what should I do for my next movie.....I don't know....maybe another romantic comedy......
Jason: Shut the hell up.....I hate you.....
3.The ones who come to America probably make me hate them the most .... They are the worst of all the Brits....talking in their stupid accents.....i can't understand them.....
BRITISH: Hi there....i would like some tea
Jason: ching chong ching.....i can't understand you....go back to where you came from...... |
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Here's me supermanning into some British idiot......I hit him and he was all like "ahhhh....I'm a little girl"......That's actually what he said......Only a Brit would say that.....I hate them so much...... |
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Yea....they suck.........so here's me kicking them in their British poon's......then shooting them with my super laser eyes......they probably like it though.....cause they are british and all......freaking fags......
BRITISH: Hmmm.....I would like some tea again....
Jason: Fuck you stupid British......you stupid tea drinking, revolutionary war losing....crumpet eating ass holes.....man.....i hate you guys..... |
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Hugh Grant=Piece of shit |
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Man....I don't usually hate people I don't know......or anyone for that matter.....in fact there are few people I can put into the "hate" category....but Hugh Grant is one of them.....The only thing he does is stupid ass romantic comedy movies......I hate that crap.....it's the scum of hollywood....including the porno's.....wait a second...i love porno....nevermind.....they just suck period......plus....the man hired a prostitute.....which isn't that bad(hehe...i love the ladies....)).....but at the time....he was going out with elizabeth freaking hurley.......ELIZABETH HURLEY.......wait....let me say that one more time......he hired a prostitute....when he was going out with ELIZABETH HURLEY.......holy shit.....I know......why?....she is freaking fine as hell.....o well....he is hugh grant.......and i guess it's understandable since he is the douchiest actor in the world......no...the douchiest guy in the world......no he's not even a dude.....he's just a douche.....yea......and it doesn't help that he's British...... |
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In fact.....I hate him so much....that I went to this restaurant one time.....and he was all there and stuff.....and I was all like
Jason: Hey!!....hey!!!.....Hugh Grant!!
He didn't even look.......so I tried a name he might recognize a little better
Jason: Hey!!.....ASS FACE!!.......
then he looked....cause he obviously recognized his name......so i was like........
Jason: I hate you.....cause you're british...and your movies suck nae nae's....and you're a pansy...
so outta no where he came up with this.....
Hugh Grant: Please take a crap on me cause you're right.....I am a pansy....and my movies suck ass
So i did........British bastard..... |
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Me baking some bread on Mr. Grant's face......... |
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