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KING JASON'S SENSUAL DOING IT GUIDE |
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I bang so many girls i decided to giive all those other guys out there a chance.......So here's my sensual guide to DOING IT....... |
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The first step in doing it is trying to get your lady in the love saddle.....a.k.a......YOUR BED......o yea.....but in order to get her there......you have to do stoopid crap first like take her out to dinner and crap.....why can't they just do you when you first meet them.....I mean....i took this chick out one time.....and bought her tickets to go to the movies.......and she didn't even do me before i dropped her off......stupid bitch.....must of been on the rag or something...... anyway.....i do chicks all the time....we all know that......but you have to take her out..... as stupid as it sounds.....you have to..... |
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The second step in trying to get your girl to do you is to take her to a secluded area......like an alley.....or a phone booth or something.......somewhere romantic or whatever bullshit they always talk about..... and talk to her for a while.....at least 5 to 10 minutes.....10 if shes a prude bitch......... i always talk about things i like..... so i tell her about all the chicks i've done in the past and that usually gets her going.....its so easy...... you just have to think about it...... or i tell her about how i used to play badminton.....yea...that game is badass......and if she doesn't give you the cou cou after 10 mintues....she never will....so grow some nae-ners and throw her out the phone booth.....thats what i do.....check out this chick that didn't give me a piece after 10 minutes..... |
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She kept talking ans stuff.....so she got what she needed..... |
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If you follow these steps......you'll be a chick magnet too....but never as good as me..... cause i'm the chick magnet king..... so dont even try.....bitches.....but there are some myths about other sensual sexing strategies and what girls like that i want to set straight......like the whole you have to be soft and caress the woman to get her in the mood .........WRONG...... girls like to have it stuck to them........just kiss her like twice and then give her the sausage....wham bam thank you Jason type stuff......they think you're just wasting time doing all that kissing and crap....they just want your man thingy.....thats it.....and i was reading ....no....i mean.....watching TV about this stupid book by some guy who said he was a doctor.....he said that gilrls really like to have "pillow talk" after sex or some boo boo like that......WRONG.....I've never sat down in the alley after i banged a chick and talked.....that's freaking gay.......... and i don't do guys..... in fact....one time....this really hot babe that i porked......like all night and stuff.....tried to get me to sit next to her on a garbage can.....and i was all like....."NO WOMAN!."....AND I SLAPPED HER......... |
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This hot babae that i did kept wanting to talk..so i set her straight...... |
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Step 3....You wait until they say something like....." O that's interesting"....or something where she makes a O with her mouth.....and then BAM.......YOU STICK IT IN HER MOUTH HOLE......and she'll go at it like a fat kid on a cupcake if you timed it right....... It's so awesome ....and believe me....it works everytime.....i mean look at me.....i'm a chick magnet....no......i'm the chick magnet king |
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And if you dont believe me......i have some testemonials from some of my favorite chicks to bang..... and friends..... |
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JASON: How do you like it?
ZIYAD'S MOM: I like it in the butt....
JASON: no...no....i mean how do you like to get in the mood .....
ZIYAD'S MOM: Get in the mood?....i just like random people to stick it to me......but especially you king jason......you have the best man meat ever....
JASON:i know i know....i'm the king....
you see.everybody....Ziyad's mom loves the book......and she'd know.....because she's a slut..... |
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hehe....this is where Ziyad's mom likes it..... |
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JASON: hey.....random girl that i don't even know.....
RANDOM GIRL:TAKE ME KING JASON!!....
JASON: whoa whoa.....i just wanted to ask you...a random girl...a question...
RANDOM GIRL:anything for you chick magnet king....
JASON:what's your favorite sensual guide to loving?
RANDOM GIRL:KING JASON'S SENSUAL SEXMAKING GUIDE! It's the best and the only one that i would give my seal of approval to....
JASON: sweet.....
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JASON: General Num Nums.....what do you think of my book...?
GENERAL NUM NUMS:: It's the fucking shit....it taught me everything i know about getting it on....i wish i could write......
JASON:Yea...it sucks you're a squirrel....
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Num Nums just five minutes after reading my guide....... |
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And that's how I do it.....And if the girl you're trying to get doesn't fold under the guide....then she's a freaking lesbian...... |
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