I always tell my mom to fix me sandwiches.....and my grandma.....and they usually do.....but when they don't fix my sandwiches when i  want them to.......i punish them....observe....when you dont feed jason.....you pay!!
I was just sitting there.....all hungry and everything and kindly asked my grandmother for some food.....
Jason:Grandma......may I have some food please.......?
Grandma:No....fix it yourself you lazy ass  fuckstick......
Jason:WHAT?.....PUNCH, SMACK, KICK TO THE VAGINA.......Now will you please get me some food?
Grandma: Yes master...
You see parents....this is what happens when you try and foil my eating of sandwiches.....
Jason:HEY!.....GET IN HEERRE WOMAN....AND FIX ME MY DAMN PB AND J YUMMIES...
Mother:No....you stupid blood belting vagina
Jason:WHAT?......PUNCH , SMACK, PUNCH....headbutt to the groin.....YEA WHAT NOW.....YOU GONNA FIX ME MY SANDWICES?
Mother:Yes master....
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