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GENERAL NUM NUM'S |
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Num Nums is a squirrel....and my best friend.....he's a freaking badass too...just like me......like one time this crab was giving Num Nums crap about his cancer(cancer of the nut) .....and Num Nums was all like.......eat this.....and he threw his cancered nut at the crab and the the crab exploded......Yea.....no other squirrel could rip their nut off and kill a crab with it....... |
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Remainder of the crab biatch after he got nutted on...... |
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Crab biatch giving Num Nums crap about his nut...... |
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In fact.....Num Nums is so bad ass......that he served three tours in Nam with me........and he killed.....like.....a lot of the vietcong.....not cause he was oredered to .....but because he thought it was fun.....and since he was a squirrel......they never saw it coming........yea...that's right....and uhhh....that's why he's a general now..... |
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General Num Nums helping me carry some dead people |
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Num Nums punching a member of the viet cong's head off...... |
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And Num Nums saved my life a number of times......thats me in the background......and this viet cong soldier came up to try and shoot off my nae nae's.....and Num Nums punched his head off.......saved my life......yep....i love that squirrel...... |
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And Num Nums is a freaking player too.....He used to sex any girl he wanted......and this one time .....he sexed these three girls in the shower........at the same time.......but now.he goes out with this super hottie named Sandy......and get this.....he doesn't just go out with her, but he sexes her too.....like every day......at her house |
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Num Nums sexing 3 girls at once.....in the shower..... |
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Sandy getting sexed by the freaking player Num Nums...... |
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