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| Webpage of Random Facets of the Same Thingy that thingy being me really.. usually anyway.. or at least sometimes.. on occasion if nothing else.. |
| So if at all possible, this site is gonna be as little about me as humanly possible. Why is that you ask? Well because I'm just not worth talkin about duh. So now you may be thinking "Well if it's gonna be as little about you as possible, why is it about you at all?" A good question, but also any easy one. BECAUSE IT'S MY FREAKIN WEBSITE!! freakin kids these days and their music.. |
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| Now you may think that creating such an image is the height of egotism or arrogance. On the contrary, it happens to be the height of utter and hopeless boredom. That's right, you heard me, BOREDOM. I was so bored that I went through every picture I happen to have, that features such a visage, and then arranged them in a way so that every one can see every freakin picture of me. With that said, no one is ever allowed to complain about not having any pictures of me, cuz that is a LOT of pictures of me right there. Too many in my opinion, but there ya are. |
| Well that was the oh-so-fantastic introduction to my oh-so-amazing web site about my oh-so-incredible lifestyle and friends oh-so-great etc etc. Ok with that said, for those of you who don't know me, I have no clue how you could have gotten the web address to this web site. In fact, it makes me scared just thinkin about all them crazy web stalkers out there that are out searchin for web pages to base their web stalking from. So pardon me as I cower under a nearby credenza. Uh, that was another jason tangent. They pop up every now and then, so just humor me and ignore them or something. Now as i was saying before i oh-so-cleverly interrupted myself, for those of you who don't know me, that is a collage-oh-jason to the left. For those of you that do know me, it's a jason-oh-collage. Please note the distinction. |
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| This is the number of times people have visited my site. Now if only it would differentiate between web stalkers and honest citizens.. then i could call it a "Super Counter!" |
| This right here is a link to my guest book thingy. It is in both your, and the world's best interest to both enter my guestbook, and "sign" it. The consequences for not following said directive will be swift and probably funny to me and me alone :o) |
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