Sunday, July 28th, 2002
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My addiction to Warcraft III has subsided, only to be replaced by the even more bad-ass computer game Morrowind. I've also been spending more time with a certain special someone, and less time hating the rest of humanity, but I recently stumbled across a topic that I just had to write about. Feel free to read it, then feel free to go to hell.

Sunday, July 21st, 2002
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Several days ago, the radiantly beautiful Jennifer suggested an idea that had an extraordinary amount of potential hilaritude. So I ran with the concept, and bring to you my newest article. As they say on the internet: "d00d!! STFU and read it or I'll haxx0r yu0!!1!!1!". Also, bow down and pay tribute to Jen's site or the threat of haxx0ring will remain poised over you.

Friday, July 19th, 2002
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The other day I found myself incredibly bored, and decided to go on a brief tour of some of the internet's lamest websites, mostly to make myself feel better about my own. What I saw shocked and traumatized me more than the Hindenburg crash and the Challenger explosion combined, but that's probably because one involved demonic astronauts from hell, and the other involved those crazy German warmongers. Anyway, what I discovered was that my profile layout is about as unoriginal as this fall's upcoming television sitcoms. And perhaps as pointless as British television in general, but the jury's still out on that one.

That said, I felt it was necessary to catch up with the times, so I got right to work on a new, improved profile. Read it now, or I'll kidnap your god damn goldfish.

Wednesday, July 17th, 2002
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After a few days of self-loathing, Liquid Fluff has come back from the brink of obscurity, and is now 132% more venomous than ever. That translates into 2.7 more vicious insults per sentence, and triple the amount of times the word "fuck" is used! w00t!

Friday, July 12th, 2002
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Here's yet another article for your viewing pleasure. Sick of writing about EverQuest and lame ass fictional monkeys, I decided to dig up some real news, and then totally destroy any journalistic signifigance it possessed. Enjoy, you worthless bastards.

Wednesday, July 10th, 2002
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It took me more than a week, but I finally completed the second part of what I am officially calling: The Misadventures of "Experimental Chimp # 235.01". I'm also continuing to struggle with EverQuest, and I've been playing around with the new PC game Warcraft III. Expect a review soon... or don't. You know, in case I decide to get lazy again.

Friday, July 5th, 2002
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Today I got around to fixing the sections of the site that were previously fucked up, and added my review of the PC game Baldur's Gate. Three years in the making!

Thursday, July 4th, 2002
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The fourth of July has a long and glorious history for us Americans. It is the anniversary of the day remarkable stuff happened, but I can't really remember what it was. I think it was the day Indiana Jones defeated the Nazis at the battle of the Gettysburg Address, or something. Whatever the case is, I've decided to celebrate in two ways. First off, the page has a new improved format (ie: it sucks 22.7% less ass now)! And secondly, in honor of Independance Day, I've dusted off Photoshop long enough to whip up a patriotic banner. So... uh... enjoy!