PAGE 7 Of Quotes
"Hey, you look like Jimmy Neutron!" - girl to kid
"Hey, you look like Jimmy Not Neutron." -kid
"Yea, Jimmy Dutschbag Neuron." -kid2

"Pat, since when are you into my privates" -Teacher(rose)

"You don't have to get cocky with me"- Girl(to teacher)
"I'm not being cocky, I'm being sarcastic. Cocky would be like saying , 'Hey I'm so good' well,
I am saying that, just not to you " -Teacher

(Bomb Treat at 1:25, time now 1:15)
"Ten minutes 'til death" -Kid(ryan g.)

"Steve you are becoming quite the exhibitionist, first you say you have no pants on, then you say you are completely nude."-T(rose)

"My grandma is evil, she beat the crap out of me cuz i had to pee." - andrew
"There's not peeing around here, I'm the only one peeing"-kevin
"Yea, she's evil, she does push up to become more evil." -andrew
"Yea, MY grandma pumps the steriods."-Mike (j)

"Have you ever seen those pagers that go into your skin?"-Teacher
"Hold on, I'm getting a call, it's my kidney again, I gotta pee" - Kid(mike)

"Have you ever done something, then gone back and said, 'I wish I would have done that' ?"-teacher
"I lost a cow" -kid(nate)

(Kid left a dirty pillow in classroom)
"I didn't want it, It's dirty and not mine"-Kid
"So now I've got cooties crawling all over"-Rose

"Do you guys know what a wave is?"-Teacher(loving)

"Ewe it's white"-girl
"Is it numb?"-kid1(to kid 2)
"Yea...it's fuckin' cool."-kid2

"I know what that looks like!!! A FLASK!!!"-k1
"It looks like two canoe paddles doing each other"-k2

(Nervous system discussion)
"Our axons dont' fire fast enough. How do they fire faster?"-teacher
"Rocket boosters?"-K1

"Who wants to go all over the world just to fix stereotypes?"-stacy

"How'd she starve to death?"k1
"She didn't eat"-k2(zac)

"I found Jesus"-K1
"He was under my couch"-K2
"I threw a possum under there, and he came right out..."-K3

"It's cold in here especially with my ice hat"-Amy

"What does the water tower say?"-Jessica(me)
"Stratford?, if I'm right you owe me 10 dollars!"-Amy
"GRIFFITH!!!"

"Remember, that guy in my gov't class?! I got to touch him!"-Thao

"Why don't you put the seatbelt around your middle area?"-Amy
(sleeping in back of car) "It cramps my style"-Thao

"He was laugh at us"-Me(jessica)
"WHAT? Lettuce? Oh laughing! I thought you said lettuce, I thought, 'what do we have to rehydrate the lettuce?' "-Kathy

"WHOA Grandma! You're gonna fall over!"-Jen(talking about how some old people have big hair)

"There was like a real live cherry in my shake!" -Courtney

(Starts Dancing)
"I just got like a big energy blast" -Courtney

(Instead of saying "have a good night" to a customer)
"You could've had a good night" -Pete

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