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| (Cubs losing 9-5, in 7th inning) "GOD! Ryan, drive me to Chicago so I can break a convenience store window!" -Brian "He wanted to put all the gays on some island and let them just gay themselves up." -Mr Kawolski (talking about Stram Thurmond) (2 kids in my class talking) "What did she look like?" "She's ugly" "Well..." "She looks like the PBS sign, from the side" "Do you have a lint brush, my boobs feel very hairy." - Dawn (dog hair on boobs) "Ah, something's going up my butt" - Kenny "Coke makes you levels of happiness higher than normal. So nothing makes you happy, everything is dull except coke." - Teacher "Not even clowns!" -kid1 "NO! Not even clowns!" -Teacher "What about clowns rolled in coke?" - kid2 "I need an ass massage. Ya know not the actual cheeks, but ya know the muscles" -Vanessa "Uh, I'm having cramps" - Stephan "What! What the hell is pramps?" -Vanessa "No, cramps" - Stephan "I was debating on whether or not I liked this girl, one of her friends came up to me, and said that she wanted to talk to me. So I walked over to her. She looked like she was going to ask me out. Then she told me she was pregnant" - Stephan (burn...) "What kind of government do we have?" -Mr. B (asking a trivia question) "A monarchy" -girl "I'm sure the king will be very upset with that response" - Mr.B "I don't know why guys like boobs so much, they're just big gob-ules of fat" - Amy "Yeah, I know I want Brian Setzer's balls, or his guitar playing ability" - Kid "Don't buy candy from her, she wears two belts" - Tim "I love turning peoples' watches" - girl "I think I might want to live in a whale's vagina some day" - Tim "They annoy me, I just want to flick them in the ear" - Stacy "I don't run in circles, I run in squares" - kid "Aunt flow left town, that means I'm getting lucky tonight... I"m going to go home and shave my legs." -Shelly "I just love Pink, she helps me with my anger problem." -Diane "That car made me sick. could you smell that? I was sitting there going. Uh, please leave"-? "Is that my bead" -Ryan(he doesn't even own beads) "I am Briaz Lord of the Spanards"- Brian "Vanessa, have you ever been in class and had to fart so bad, and had to hold it in, and your booty hole hurt so bad"- Darius "The macrophage has the antigen and has to show it to someone. He can't just go around and be like, 'Hey look at me, I have an antigen', Who does he show it to?" -Teacher "The president" - kid "Yes the Immune System President" - Teacher "Nice chatting with you and all, but you just sniffed a pube" - Bob "Ich bin haeufig gehen" - kid (means: 'I am frequently going') "I'm lactating" -Bob "Hey, don't take those, I'm pregnant and I eat everything" -Bob "Can you get cancer from having sex?" - Girl "I used to live in a city like that...Nice house...Nice house... House of Pee and Crap" -teacher |
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