| QUOTE 6!!! |
| "Kim, I planted my first tree." -Sherry (out of knowwhere) "Without rules we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other"-Mr.Forman(that 70's show) "GO directly to hell! Go straight there! Don't pass go! Don't collect 200 dollars! Go straight to hell!" -Bob(luke) and Mike (at taco bell...employees) "Welcome to Gordons, can I help you?"-Nina(obviously she meant to say welcome to taco bell) "Would you like to be a fiesta taco salad today?"-Pete(not 'be' it's supposed to be 'try') "God was like 'psssshhhhhhh'. ooo people...Magic!!! And we're all here. Oh by the way, microwave, that's magic too!"-Teacher(loving) (about having sex w/ vanessa) "Yea, it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"-Stephan "You experimented w/ everything...guys,girls,dogs,sheep..."-stephan(italian) "you experimented with pasta" -vanessa "Obviously I did"-Stephan "This lady came in and was complaining how rude for like a 1/2 hour."-R "Then she burped farted and sneezed and wa all better"-M "No actually she burped farted and sneezed then exploded"-R (we were out of onions on the line at work) "Yea, I've been doing some fake onion throwing for the past 5 mins."-Mike (talking about colored pensils) "I've got pink, and you have a slightly darker pink"-Zac C "You've got a diarehea color"-Jason R(toKori) "I like diarehea, okay"-Kori A "Okay, you know what would be a great way to die! Okay, you take a purple crayon, and make a hole in your left nipple...then you reach in..."-Mike C "Dad calm down!"-kid on tv "I don't want to calm down! I want to be angry!"-dad "Awe man, I hope no one farts. It would really smell"-Random lady(random time too) "I hope you have fun in the jacuzzi...if you don't get your period thingy"-Chris P "Oooo...get a camera"-Waspi(quiet kid, doesn't talk much, then when they talk about a chics ass...) (talking about a water bottle) "Who's is that?" -Ryan "Cheez's"-Amber "He's probably got a disease"-Ryan "I should lick it."-amber "So you want 6 hard tacos with hard sauce"-Cornell "Hey! I'll buy you a birthday present, if you go over seas and bring me back something, when you are in the military"-Kim "Okay, I'll bring you back a Vietnamese Head"-Stephan (after handing jeannie a tomato) "I don't know what you guys are doing to Jessica out there, but she's giving me tomatoes"-Jeannie "...Yea, well i just saw you shove something in your mouth"-Laura "Yea...It's called eating"-Jen "I think there is something in the air everyone is acting kooky"-Jessica "We've been sniffing too many tacos"-Diane "Is that why my nose hurts?"-Crystal "You said, 'I gotta run out to the car, I'll be right back.' ...and we aint' seen you in 30 to 40 days!"-kim |