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| (explaining how long we were at Pattersons)- "We just sat there for 4 hours. I was watching my watch. Okay it wasn't literally 4 hours." -Me "you're a horrible person" -Bob(luke to amy) "fuck you"-amy S. "now you're a prostitute" -bob(luke) "I get to see Kenny today with my flakey skin and big zit." -Amy(telling me about how she gets to see kenny) "My mom thinks I'm anerexic." -Ryan Arm.(at lunch) "Maybe you are." -Tom K. "Do I look like it?" -Ryan "Maybe you're retaining water." -Tom " I eat paper. It's just like anything else that we eat in the world, we eat lettuce, it's a leaf. What's wrong with eating a shredded tree. Note cards are the best." -Me (telling amy about my habbit) "It's the portable clock of doom!" -Bob(luke, talking about his watch) (talking about Ryan delaney)- " Oh, I know what he looks like, with his full body chubs, it's kind of like the Grinch with his big stummy, it's cubbidible." -Ashley F. "My toes are glowing!" -Dawn V. (new years eve) Jessica (me on new years eve)- "Oh! My pinky (toe) fell out!" 1/14/02 3rd hr english: Dawn- "when I'm 18 I'm gonna pierce my ears all the way up" Amy- "what if you become a nun?" Dawn- "then I'll have holy ears" Jessica (Me)- "I touched my face and I think I popped something." Ashley- "today in class...... i forgot." Thao(looks at dawn's shoe)- "Ew! Poo!" Amy(trying to get crusty dirt off dawn's shoe) Thao- "What are you doing? taking samples?" Bob- "Armstrong, one day you'll be a real boy" Ryan Armstrong- "I can only dream" Ryan- "What the hell?" (picks a weird thing from french fries) "I think they deep fried a noodle." Tom-' It's probably some old lady's hair, how long has it been since she washed?" Amy(to jessica)- "Ew! did you just put mayonaise on that cracker?" Jessica- "i just wanted to try it" Ryan "yeah, i do that all the time" Jessica -" you do?" Ryan- "no" Tom(to jessica)- "you're just a freak!" Bob (luke)- "why couldn't i have been born an amoeba?" Bob ( napkins all over the table and he walks up to it) -" We had a napkin party?!? Why wasn't I invited?" Thao(laughing)- "i'm high" Amy- "no you're not" Thao- "i know" (from the closed caption on the tv) - "many cats meowing..." Jessica- "uh-oh, theres' a wall there" Ryan (talking about mayo)- "hurray for liquid fat" Thao(talking about some lady, whispering) -"i hate miss askjdfa, i don't like her, her breath stinks, anybody have gum, i can offer her some." Ryan(way overreacting to breaking his pencil)- "fucking bitch!" |
| A specail thanks go out to Amy Shoup and Dawn Vaupel for their collecting of all the beautiful quotes. And another thanks to everyone participating in the quotes..... Jessica Wirick(me), Amy Shoup, Dawn Vaupel, Ryan Armstrong, Tom Kennedy, Luke BOB Bapple, Thao Ho, and Ashley Florentine, Ryan McLean, Tim H., Stephan B., Vanessa F, Adam A, kids at school...etc.... THANKS EVERYONE!!!! And I hope you don't mind that I put your full name on here, cause yeah, I'll take it off. |
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