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| Jessica- "I think i'm wearing my dad's pants" (i was) Ashley(talkin to her mom) - "ew, there's a lima bean in it(rice) momma, you lima beaned it! is it a dead cockroach? --- mmm...good num-num----- ohh, no tengo hambre(i'm not hungry), mommy want a taco? Ashley(talking to dog) - "baby, want some rice? ricey, ricey, ricey." Kenny(to amy) "are you tired?" Amy(confused because she doesn't even look tired)- "no... i'm sitting up and awake..." Kenny-"well, you never know, shit happens." Mrs. Shaffer- "try again, someone was having whale farts back there" Matt- "i was blowing my horn" My mom(to my bro josh)- "Joshua! you got a 'c' on you physical fitness test." Josh- "momm! everyone else got d's" My mom- "but josh, you're so physical." Dawn(to mark)- "does the body have butt muscles?" Mark-"well yeah, if we didn't i couldn't shake my butt, like i can anyway" Dawn(telling me about dog grooming)- "my mom takes them to the groomer and i think they get their brush teethed." Kenny- "i don't like this road, it's dark..........it's a dark road.........it's the road of darkness...." Kenny- "i'm a gigglebox" Me(talking to dawn about her male dog patches)- "patches has been pimpin' the neighborhood...." Dawn-"do you have any helium?" Dawn- "I would feel uncomfortable draining pasta at your house." Dawn(talking to me[jessica]) "Wet your pants clean my couch." Dawn(talking about an arobics instructor on tv)-"Probably because he has a penis." Dawn(watching aerobics video)- "I'm losing more calories laughing at the video than actually doing the video." Jessica(me, Ignoring Dawn's Painful cries because she hurt herself)- "I like to have holes in my socks." Jessica-"I'd have quit already and be kicking things." Jessica(scooting across the floor)- "This is so easy, so much more than walking." Jessica-"OH WAIT! MY STOMACH'S EATING ITSELF." Dawn(out of knowhere)- "I like crunchy bananas." Brian(my bro)- "yeah, me and my big irratic hoola-hoop." Amy Noy to Jessica Monix- "I hope your baby dies cause you pelvis is too small!" Jessica(me)- "shut your hole!" Vanessa(my manager)- "which one? they're all activated..." Courtney(a co-worker, talking about how old people are full of wisdom)- "they're like little wrinkled knowledge machines." (My brother and my mom arguing about a 'C+' brian got in biology) Brian (my bro)- "Mom, you shouldn't ground me for a c+ in biology!" My mom- "I am not grounding you! you just can't go on the computer." Josh (my brother, out of nowhere says)-"doesn't it look like I have 3 lips?" (then he sticks his tongue out a little between his two lips) (My brother and mom were arguing) Josh- "Momm! Why do you always make me sad..." |
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