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| "Yeah, I used to confine them to a small place and kill them" -teacher(Buck) (talking about lightning bugs/fire flies) "There's NO TIME!!!" -Jen's dad "I need a senior to finish the quote, 'You know you're a senior when...' "-Girl on yearbook staff "..When you crave your own flesh.." -Bob "Hey there's Jesus" -Me "WHOA! Where's Jesus?"-Sierra G. "Just like a bag of peanuts, it says 'may contain peanuts' . It's a whole damn bag of peanuts, and it may contain just one of them" -Teacher(Loving) "I got an email yesterday and it said there was an earthquake in Mexico, and the whole world was giving them money. And the Americans gave Mexico 2 million Mexicans back to replace those who were lost. Is that true? " -girl(ashley) "Ya know what soap is right?" -Teacher(Loving) "You know what a hill is right?" -Teacher(Loving "Have you ever heard of insects?" -Teacher(Loving) "UHH!" -Mike C. "That's tarter sauce." -Ryan Arm. "Yea, I just figured that out, and I already put it on my hamburger"-Mike C.(thought it was ketchup) "You know what's going on!?! CAPITALISM!!!"-Bob(Luke) "Masterbatism?"-Ryan Arm. "I wanna lick your earrings." -bob(luke) "Don't ruin that book, it's my only child" - Bob(luke) "If I had a desert in my back yard, I'd drive through it." -Ryan (reading a list of banned books) "Yeah I ate that one"-Jake M. "Hey you should come over in the hot tub." -Brian S. "Yea you can come in my hot tub, any time" - Kevin P. "I have a bath tub." - Jeff St. "It'd be better if they were naked" -Me(jessica) (when asked if I was having fun watch four guys play pingpong) "It'd be better if we were playing them at pool and they were naked."-Amber A. "Is anyone selling candy?" -girl "I'll sell you my banana" -guy "'I'm going out with my woman friends'...who says that?"-zac "What's ESP mean?"-kid "Early sexual production"-girl (Talking about tredmals)"I hate those, if you put it on aerobic, and it's incline is like at 90 degree angle, it's like freakin' Mount Kilamajaro. You're like clutching on for your life." -Teacher(loving) "You remember yesterday, when we were leaving class and my butt twitched"-Laura "The pope doesn't poop anymore, have you seen him lately?"-Zac "I choke on my swallow"-Laura "What would you do if a dentist implanted a bomb in your tooth and you couldn't use utensils, they would detinate it."-Jason "If you had a choice, would you be a vampire or a werewolf?"-Matt A. "We have the biggest penis of any primate"-Teacher(loving) "What about an elephant?"-Girl(ashley) "When you are looking at a naked woman, you can't usually see their vagina. Ya know, unless you are way too close." -teacher(loving) "His tail kept getting caught in my zipper."-Laura "Mons Pubis. It actually means the Pubic Mountain...It's the new ride at disney!"-teacher(loving) "...And some girl had anal beads"-kid(joe) "How do you know that they were anal beads?"-kid2 "Cause she's like, 'Hey look at my anal beads'."-kid(joe) |