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BREAKING NEWS!!! MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD DISCOVERED IN BACK OF MY CAR! |
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GEORGE James LUCAS |
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Last seen wearing a chicken bucket on his head and running for Albertsons. |
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It's a common misconception amoung most Star Wars fans that George "the middle K" Lucas is a fat old greasy man with a bad attitude and a train wreck of failures haunting him. Well, This may all be true, but maybe it's not. Maybe you should ask George "the naked mole rat" Lucas himself. email him here!--->________ |
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Known alias: the Fat Man, Georgie, The Honorable Hobo Harris, Mr. Nikki, the Flannel Wearing Freak, Fancy Pants, and Slappy McGee. |
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Note: I do not condone homosexuality. Unless between Wookies and Ewoks on Taspir 4 early in the monsoon season when my hair is curly. |
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George "Reliant on cookie dough" Lucas flunked out of middle school. |
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Lucas is spelled L-U-C-A-S |
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FACT: George "arc du France" Lucas has a severe crush on Mrs. J. J. Clarence Butterworth. (The syrup lady) |
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TOAD really means salsa bath in Northern Austria and Ohio. |
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Lava melts things. It is very hot and looks pretty. It reminds me of the ocean when volcanoes explode and the lava goes into the ocean. Lava is slow though, not fast like me. I run fast. I can run an 8 minute mile. That's fast. That's Lucas fast! |
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--SITE NAVIGATION-- |
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FUN GEORGE LUCAS FACTS |
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GO HERE-------> X star wars facts |
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NEW STAR WARS CLAN: JOIN!! |
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TOP TEN REASONS {AF} Should change name |
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How to become a Latin Heart-throb |
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{GF} Roster |
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Why people with cars rule/suck |
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Ten things to do with melted wax |
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FREE HAWAII |
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Guide to dealing with ugly people |
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STORIES R US |
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Another hope, in another galaxy |
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The Secret to Life |
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The Star-STud-Dead Tournament |
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THE {GF} FORUM |
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Where {AF} goes to make fun of cool kids. |
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LINKS: |
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{GF} Message Boards |
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The Homosexual Alliance HQ |
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Poogie the Hobo's sweet site |
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{AF} |
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1611 |
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Some band site |
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Scooters....Bricks....Hmmm |
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Who's This Kid? |
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SHAWNA AND TIFFANY RULE!!! |
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Here's where I call home |
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WHEN HEDGEHOGS GO MAD |
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JAMES "THE PEACH" Henderson |
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Buy stuff here |
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Amphibious Assualt |
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Stick people are cool |
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